Times you have put jerks in their place
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In MW2 multiplayer there was this racsist asshole that was dropping the "n" word like there was no tomorrow and belittling everyone. I got everyone on my team to gang up on his ass and we killed him many times before he quit the game. I just like bringing rascist fuck heads down a notches that way.
the one thing I'm not ashamed of is when this little freshman kept giving me shit for no apparent reason. So finally I just said to the bastard, "Why don't you not tell me what to do." Yes, its no where near as badass as some of these but still it felt good
I, being a clear-headed introvert, don't get into fights often. I am in the stronger quartile of a group of about seventy friends but them being of the emo/nerd/indie variety it's not saying much. So this is in my final year of school and as it happens my friends and I have all been generalised into the genres I just mentioned and as such are not perceived as threats to the other side of the year that are more partial to sports, smoking and general dickery.
The backdrop to this, is one such dickhead that had been trying to make himself look bigger infront of his friends in classes by swearing towards us, you know, the usual. This guy was a joke, a joke you laughed at before hearing the punchline it was that funny.
I don't want to build a wall of text describing the kind of loser this guy is so here's a short summary. He doesn't do sports, he sits out the gym lessons, he has a moped that doesn't work, he's a fat one, he looks like a fucking diglett, he can't light his own cigarrettes and he is failing every subject possible.
Anyway this shithead was never much trouble, he would always start the arguments but just end up being laughed at. A few weeks into this we were stuck in a gym lesson together. I never really had a problem with the guy until he tried to intimidate me.
You know when someone who thinks they're better than you but they're really equal to something you'd scrape off the bottom of your shoe tries to act hard, thinking you're gonna back off scared.
He started it for no reason other than I was one of the 'greebs'. And I lost it. At first, not really having much fighting experience I was being thrown into walls and managed to avoid being injured on all the equipment sticking out awkwardly (we were fighting inside a shipping container stacked full of bats, hockey sticks, sharp edges and the likes) luckily now that I think about it. Somewhere in between I got a hold of him and threw him into a corner, I saw my advantage and I took it, beating every part of him I could reach.
The rest of the class, while the gym teacher was doing something irrelevant, thought it would be funny to lock the door of the container while we were fighting, plunging us both into darkness. As the door shut and the light changed briefly I saw the other guy, hands covering his head, back hunched over, leaning away from me. I suddenly realized what I was doing and stopped.
I walked away but heard him shout mockingly 'what do you call that?' after me. I turned back briefly and laughed.
I didn't tell anyone what happened until I heard he'd been crying in the changing rooms. We're 16.
The backdrop to this, is one such dickhead that had been trying to make himself look bigger infront of his friends in classes by swearing towards us, you know, the usual. This guy was a joke, a joke you laughed at before hearing the punchline it was that funny.
I don't want to build a wall of text describing the kind of loser this guy is so here's a short summary. He doesn't do sports, he sits out the gym lessons, he has a moped that doesn't work, he's a fat one, he looks like a fucking diglett, he can't light his own cigarrettes and he is failing every subject possible.
Anyway this shithead was never much trouble, he would always start the arguments but just end up being laughed at. A few weeks into this we were stuck in a gym lesson together. I never really had a problem with the guy until he tried to intimidate me.
You know when someone who thinks they're better than you but they're really equal to something you'd scrape off the bottom of your shoe tries to act hard, thinking you're gonna back off scared.
He started it for no reason other than I was one of the 'greebs'. And I lost it. At first, not really having much fighting experience I was being thrown into walls and managed to avoid being injured on all the equipment sticking out awkwardly (we were fighting inside a shipping container stacked full of bats, hockey sticks, sharp edges and the likes) luckily now that I think about it. Somewhere in between I got a hold of him and threw him into a corner, I saw my advantage and I took it, beating every part of him I could reach.
The rest of the class, while the gym teacher was doing something irrelevant, thought it would be funny to lock the door of the container while we were fighting, plunging us both into darkness. As the door shut and the light changed briefly I saw the other guy, hands covering his head, back hunched over, leaning away from me. I suddenly realized what I was doing and stopped.
I walked away but heard him shout mockingly 'what do you call that?' after me. I turned back briefly and laughed.
I didn't tell anyone what happened until I heard he'd been crying in the changing rooms. We're 16.
In school my assistant pricipal was yelling at a bunch of people in my math class for being late and one of them said "our homeroom is the farthest you can get from this class w/out leaving the building" (true)
assistant principal-people have been getting here from your homeroomsince this school was founded
two things wrong with that- time between classes was half the time it had always been before this year AND this year was the first year that room was used for 7th grade math
me- this is the first year we've had 2 and a half minutes between classes and this room wasnt teaching 7th grade until now
assistant principal- are you talking back to me?!?
me- i have just as much a right to talk as you do
Ass. principal- no you dont this is an authoritarization and im the authoritarianizer!!! (starts screaming made up words to sound smart and stomping on the floor like a 4 year old, eight chins flapping wildly)
at this point even my math teacher was struggling not to laugh
assistant principal-people have been getting here from your homeroomsince this school was founded
two things wrong with that- time between classes was half the time it had always been before this year AND this year was the first year that room was used for 7th grade math
me- this is the first year we've had 2 and a half minutes between classes and this room wasnt teaching 7th grade until now
assistant principal- are you talking back to me?!?
me- i have just as much a right to talk as you do
Ass. principal- no you dont this is an authoritarization and im the authoritarianizer!!! (starts screaming made up words to sound smart and stomping on the floor like a 4 year old, eight chins flapping wildly)
at this point even my math teacher was struggling not to laugh
This is almost like what I did, except I was walking past a convertible and the guy was trying to force his "girlfriend" (never did find out if they actually were dating) into it. I lifted him up out of the back seat and told him if I ever saw him in town again he wouldn't live to see the other side.DominoSmith said:Thanks sweetieVenatio said:I nearly castrated a guy for trying to make me go "all the way" in his car.
Well, i dont like to bring this up, but a former friend of mine was talking shit about my girlfriend, to my face no less, i was trying to talk to him in a calm and cool state of mind... then he called her a slut, so i kicked him in the head and knocked him out.
Kids can be so cruel to each other, I've never really understood it. I blame the parents , or lack thereof. Still if there's one thing that keep me going its the belief that these idiots, through circumstance, will get what they deserve.AlexWinter said:
I heard one story about this one annoying kid, you've likely met clowns like him - as have I - one day his "friends" got him drunk at a party then took him out back and kicked his face in a couple times. I'm sure not all pests will get so roundly stomped, but at the very least if they are truly an annoyance someone with less control then yourself will do your work for you.
Yes it a sick world we live in, but its the only one we have.
you were a boy scout?The_Great_Milenko said:
(i currently am and had a similar experience ending with me banging some d-bags head on the ground repeatedly)
