Title Edited by request: "Honestly? All This time and We've got this to show?"

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Xeros

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Well, they have a burger scented cologne. Was only a matter of time before they made another ridiculous product from food. I can see it now, "McDonald's shampoo".
 

LeonLethality

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Most recently? The girl who won Canada's Worst Driver this season... I cannot believe people actually act like that, then again I am not very surprised.
 

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Raineheart said:
The internet chopped up my faith in humanity to little bits, then sent the little bits through a paper shredder and a medium sized pitbull.

And then it burnt the little bits.

And then knifed them.

Damn you, internet.
You know the internet, it always runs around the corner and knifes you just when you've got the perfect shot lined up.
 

Raineheart

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Xeros said:
Well, they have a burger scented cologne. Was only a matter of time before they made another ridiculous product from food. I can see it now, "McDonald's shampoo".
I'd love to gently lathe my hair with a product that smells of a quarter pounder with fries. If not for other people's benefit, then definitely for mine. I'd just have to stop eating my hair.

FROGGEman2 said:
Raineheart said:
The internet chopped up my faith in humanity to little bits, then sent the little bits through a paper shredder and a medium sized pitbull.

And then it burnt the little bits.

And then knifed them.

Damn you, internet.
You know the internet, it always runs around the corner and knifes you just when you've got the perfect shot lined up.
Nasty little habit. I need more body armour. Or some kind of Burger Cologne, so the Internet gags and goes to puke on the carpet whenever it comes near me.
 

wide_White

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The thing that sealed the deal on my lack of faith to humanity, is how people disregard the most simple of tasks/request.

I work at McDonalds in Ottawa, ON, Canada, and as the only one in drive thru, I will constantly have a line up of cars. to stop the GODDAM beeping of a car waiting in line, I tell the person "one moment please."
You would think this is a simple task... once you step into a drive thru lane...No it isn't.
I had one guy hear me say this, then starts telling me his order. I then tell him again "one moment please". He says "ok, and then starts saying it LOUDER. I then tell him AGAIN, he gets mad, then drives off.

*siiigh*
 

Doug

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Insert Comedy Here said:
Reading a newspaper.

And 4chan.

*Hssssssssssssssssssssss*
Yeah, 4chan will kill anyone's faith in humanity, especially because...


Also...
 

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Vegetarian sausages or any vegetarian food made to resemble proper food. If you want a sausage, eat a sausage. If you want to be a vegetarian, it was your choice, chew on a cauliflower, but don't sodding pretend that you are normal! Apologies to those of you not born into deepset Buddhism etc. I'm not talking to you on this point.

EDIT: and everyone I meet. Why are people so thick and inconsiderate?!
 

CJ1145

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Sites like this who base Christianity off the Bible-thumpers, and think the rest of us are just as anti-everything as the misguided senior citizens. It's not true, I swear.

Another good one is the the basic premise of things like No Child Left Behind. Making the rest of the class suffer because the deformed retard in the back is too busy eating the cockroaches to learn? Makes sense to me.
 

2012 Wont Happen

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The other day I saw this picture:



Stalin - for one, called himself a communist not a socialist. Furthermore, he was so far removed from that he now has his own thing named after him: Stalinism. Socialists and Communists HATE Stalinism.

Mao - Don't know shit about him actually, whenever I hear other socialists talk about him they are disgraced that he called himself such

Hitler - It says it right in the party name "National Socialist German Workers' Party" not "Socialist German Workers' Party". Learn the fucking difference between Socialism and National Socialism before you speak about either of the two, because there is a HUGE difference.
 

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Doesn't sound that bad.

That being said, I bought some bacon flavoured roll ups for a laugh the other day.

They make weed taste like salt. What a waste of hash.
 

Doug

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2012 Wont Happen said:
The other day I saw this picture:



Stalin - for one, called himself a communist not a socialist. Furthermore, he was so far removed from that he now has his own thing named after him: Stalinism. Socialists and Communists HATE Stalinism.

Mao - Don't know shit about him actually, whenever I hear other socialists talk about him they are disgraced that he called himself such

Hitler - It says it right in the party name "National Socialist German Workers' Party" not "Socialist German Workers' Party". Learn the fucking difference between Socialism and National Socialism before you speak about either of the two, because there is a HUGE difference.
Erghhhh, thats just depressing. Some people really think a) Stalin was interested in socialism, b) Hilter was interested in socialism, and c) that they wheren't just lying dictators who used the word socialist the same way most businesses who corporate bullshit words.
 

SeanTheSheep

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Psychosocial said:
Insert Comedy Here said:
Reading a newspaper.

And 4chan.

*Hssssssssssssssssssssss*
seanthesheep said:
TV, The Sun (Newspaper) and ZP constaantly points out new reasons for me to lose a bit more faith in humanity.
EDIT: And the internet, (4chan is included)
Really? Do I really need to go through with this again? 4chan is way more civilized than this place is, because you see, it's divided in different boards, and all of those boards are the size of a forum in themselves. You, like everyone else, generalize 4chan as /b/. Go on /v/ and you will shit bricks once you've seen that they're a hundred times more civil there than anyone is on the gaming discussion here.

I hate it when people say stupid shit about 4chan that they can't even back up.
I didn't mean the entirety of 4chan, though someone did link me to /x/ (Paranormal) which was relatively OK, except for every third post or so was a picture of pedobear, who was phone? or porn. So I'm sure that there are clean forums, but probably 90% of the time when people say 4chan, they mean /b/ which I went on once, as an experiment to see if it was as bad as people say, and never ever will again, because of the sheer amount of "First"s, "OP is newfag"s, porn, PROOF OF CAPS LOCK'S EXISTENCE AND IT'S AWESOME, mixes of them and a bunch of retarded stuff. I think that that qualifies as legitimate to say it made me lose some faith in humanity.

However, since you took such offense, I'll change it to /b/.
Sorry for making you write a long post.
 

2012 Wont Happen

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Doug said:
2012 Wont Happen said:
The other day I saw this picture:



Stalin - for one, called himself a communist not a socialist. Furthermore, he was so far removed from that he now has his own thing named after him: Stalinism. Socialists and Communists HATE Stalinism.

Mao - Don't know shit about him actually, whenever I hear other socialists talk about him they are disgraced that he called himself such

Hitler - It says it right in the party name "National Socialist German Workers' Party" not "Socialist German Workers' Party". Learn the fucking difference between Socialism and National Socialism before you speak about either of the two, because there is a HUGE difference.
Erghhhh, thats just depressing. Some people really think a) Stalin was interested in socialism, b) Hilter was interested in socialism, and c) that they wheren't just lying dictators who used the word socialist the same way most businesses who corporate bullshit words.
I knew people here would be sympathetic. Good, and I've found rather leftist, community.