To Americans: How much do you know about Canada? Vice Versa?

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Weener

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We think we're more civilized cause we're more polite and less aggressive than americans, and also don't have such an archaic christian based system of law and government. We only teach evolution in public school, forced sex ed, and have no death penalty. We also have way more guns per capita and way less gun murders per capita. (Although the asian gangs in my city are starting to change that...)

P.S.

Kiwis are cool
 

uhgungawa

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Canada is only safe till we run out of trees(which will be soon). Then we invade, burn your Tooks, and force you to listen to Celine Dion 23 hours a day(the last hour is Ann Murry).

Then we'll force you to admit Canadian Bacon is ham. We'll heard what's left of you into camps and feed you Soylent Green twice a day.
 

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uhgungawa said:
Canada is only safe till we run out of trees(which will be soon). Then we invade, burn your Tooks, and force you to listen to Celine Dion 23 hours a day(the last hour is Ann Murry).

Then we'll force you to admit Canadian Bacon is ham. We'll heard what's left of you into camps and feed you Soylent Green twice a day.
Try it... we burned your white house down once, we'll do it again... and its spelled toques, which we will subsequently use to strangle u with :p

Although we do have oil up here, which makes us a prime target for your out of control military
 

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Computer-Noob said:
Washington
New York
Masse (Dont know how you spell the rest)
Maryland
Delaware
Vermont
North Dakota
South Dakota
North Carolina
South Carolina
Minnesota
California
Texas
Mississipi
Colorado
Nevada
New Hampsire
Rhode Island
Florida
Alaska
Hawaii
Georgia
Alabama
Tennesse
Arizona
Maine
Why does no one remember Montana? It's a lovely state. I have this eerie feeling that we don't have sales tax and can still drive four-wheelers in town because even the government only remembers us once every twenty years or so.
I bet we could break off and form our own country and it would take several months before someone realized that they where on state short.
 

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TIMESWORDSMAN said:
Computer-Noob said:
Why does no one remember Montana? It's a lovely state. I have this eerie feeling that we don't have sales tax and can still drive four-wheelers in town because even the government only remembers us once every twenty years or so.
I bet we could break off and form our own country and it would take several months before someone realized that they where on state short.
Montana sounds chill... you can join canada and have you some lax drug laws and free health care, as long as you swear allegiance to hockey
 

manaman

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I know that the Canadians only act nice to avoid suspicion so that they can build an army of super soldiers and inevitably destroy America.

The only reason we have Alaska is to keep them in check, that whole oil thing was a nice coinkey-dink.

They have a secret alliance with Mexico for when C day finally comes.

Their bacon is better.

30%ish of our oil comes from there, all part of Canadias plan for C day.
You do know that North Dakota does not actually exist, it is actually a secrete training ground for Canadian extremists, also to be used as a launching ground for their eventual plans of world domination.
 

maddawg IAJI

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I know that there south of America...or is that Mexico I always get those two confused.
 

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uhgungawa said:
Canada is only safe till we run out of brown people to kill. Then we invade, burn your amazingly warm hats, and force you to listen to the devil 23 hours a day(the last hour is someone nobody cares about).

Then we'll force you to admit Canadian Bacon is ham like all bacon. We'll herd what's left of you into camps and feed you Soylent Green twice a day.
I don't think America could get away with invading Canada.
Contrary to popular belief, we do have a military (and if Iggy becomes PM, it's gonna grow)

That would basically make you guys Germany circa the 40's and with your economy so severely weakened, you would not have the means of production you used to succeed in WW2 in the first place. (Not that our economy is doing that well...)
Oh, and how many nations love America enough to attack a peaceful country with them for little to no gain while you sustain another war in the east? Just one, Canada :p

Not that I thought you were serious though. Just for anyone who genuinely believes that invading Canada would be easy/a good idea.
 

maddawg IAJI

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superbleeder12 said:
Canada has made some of the best musicians of our time
Neil young does not count.

TIMESWORDSMAN said:
Computer-Noob said:
Washington
New York
Masse (Dont know how you spell the rest)
Maryland
Delaware
Vermont
North Dakota
South Dakota
North Carolina
South Carolina
Minnesota
California
Texas
Mississipi
Colorado
Nevada
New Hampsire
Rhode Island
Florida
Alaska
Hawaii
Georgia
Alabama
Tennesse
Arizona
Maine
Why does no one remember Montana? It's a lovely state. I have this eerie feeling that we don't have sales tax and can still drive four-wheelers in town because even the government only remembers us once every twenty years or so.
I bet we could break off and form our own country and it would take several months before someone realized that they where on state short.
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that despite your large size you have one of the lowest population counts in the U.S. Why do you think politicans never go to small states and Montana. Becuase there are next to no voters there.
 

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If Americans are not fond of other countries then build a giant wall all around America, 50ft high..... then fill it with water.
Sewblon said:
Canadians like hockey, they have socialized medicine, their population is declining, a town in Newfoundland is named Dildo, Kraft macaroni and cheese comes from Canada, they have strict national gun control laws, Quebec got their legal system from France instead of English common law, Bioware and Silicon Knights are based in Canada, they eat bit bacon instead of bacon, we get oil from them, Canada is cold, and they think that they are more civilized than us for reasons that I disagree with. How am I the only one who sees that New Zealand is the real threat? Think about it, what does the rest of the world actually know about New Zealand? I am not even sure how to spell it!
We have 0% Army 0% Airforce 0% Navy 100% Ready for takeover. How are we a threat?
 

uhgungawa

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Weener said:
uhgungawa said:
Canada is only safe till we run out of trees(which will be soon). Then we invade, burn your Tooks, and force you to listen to Celine Dion 23 hours a day(the last hour is Ann Murry).

Then we'll force you to admit Canadian Bacon is ham. We'll heard what's left of you into camps and feed you Soylent Green twice a day.
Try it... we burned your white house down once, we'll do it again... and its spelled toques, which we will subsequently use to strangle u with :p

Although we do have oil up here, which makes us a prime target for your out of control military
What's the better trade off, the White House, or Celine Dion ? I'd gladly lose the White House LOL
 

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Bendon said:
uhgungawa said:
Canada is only safe till we run out of brown people to kill. Then we invade, burn your amazingly warm hats, and force you to listen to the devil 23 hours a day(the last hour is someone nobody cares about).

Then we'll force you to admit Canadian Bacon is ham like all bacon. We'll herd what's left of you into camps and feed you Soylent Green twice a day.
I don't think America could get away with invading Canada.
Contrary to popular belief, we do have a military (and if Iggy becomes PM, it's gonna grow)

That would basically make you guys Germany circa the 40's and with your economy so severely weakened, you would not have the means of production you used to succeed in WW2 in the first place. (Not that our economy is doing that well...)
Oh, and how many nations love America enough to attack a peaceful country with them for little to no gain while you sustain another war in the east? Just one, Canada :p

Not that I thought you were serious though. Just for anyone who genuinely believes that invading Canada would be easy/a good idea.
lol I love the edits... spot on :D

Also, the only people who like celine dion are americans and quebecers... Canada hates celine dion. She married a child molestor. You guys can keep her since you love her so much.
 

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I live near Niagara Falls, and worked there for a little while as a rentacop. I had a carload of folks from Cali come driving by the one day, skis on the top of their cars, snows suits and everything, in July. Inquired quite honestly "So where's all the snow at?"
I had to walk away to keep from being overly rude.
 

manaman

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For the original poster:

I think it is pretty good of him to be able to get over half of them. Of course he forgot the midwest existed. Aside from Texas, but it is pretty hard to miss something that big and full of itself. He did get almost all the ones that should matter to him, all but two that border Canada, unless you count the ones across the lakes from each other. Then we have three more on top of that.

I have meet people here in the States that can not even name half the states, let alone their own state capital. I mostly get Seattle as the capital of Washington State (when they get it wrong). When I say it is Olympia, I usually get something along the lines of "Oh yeah thats why they have the capital building there."

As far as Canada goes: I know that for no good reason Quebec likes to speak French (sadly I can do a passable job with this language), and has a minority that wants to be free from the oppressive Canadian goverment as much as Texas wants to be free of the US. Except Quebec has actually put it to vote, Texan weenies just like to bring it up from time to time.

I know that Nobody actually wants to live in the top half of Canada, like nobody really wants to live in Alaska, which is kinda pretty during the summer month. This causes me to remember only the Yukon (cause its by Alaska) and the Northwest Territories (cause its actually not the most Northwest Territory). And that third one that hangs out by Hudson Bay.

There is also British Columbia, I know that one because of all the license plates on those jumbo RV's that cut me off all summer. Oh and cause of the accents on the hitchhikers I pick up on 101 all the time, eh? I usually drive right by Port Angeles when I am on that road so I will gladly give them a lift back. Then there is Alberta, Saskatchewan, Ontario, Manitoba, the frenchies already got a mention, Newfoundland, Prince Edwards something or other, Nova Scotia, and Geez, there is another. New Brunswick.

You got Mounties in funny red outfits. Lots of snow. Tell the US that we are abusing our land and need to be more eco-friendly then when oil gets up in price a bit are willing to gouge up tons of forest lands to turn some sand into oil, and at the same time building the infrastructure for one of the most polluting industries Canada has to date.

You ban guns then when that does not magically make guns disappear, your goverment (well the local one that is) decides the US is purposefully supplying the criminals in your area with guns, because the US goverment wants to (oh this is good) "subvert their gun control policies in order to press their agenda on the rest of the world." They issued condemnations on the US goverment for supplying guns to them, even pointing to the non existent campaign of the US goverment to supply guns to Mexico (which has been parroted by people as high up there as Clinton, yeah the women one).

I also know they have free health care, but I have some issues with that kind of health care system. Not that I do agree you should deny someone life saving health care because they are low on money... Well the US military is a good example, allowing breast enlargement surgery to be paid for by the government because of a shrinks recommendation that it will restore the self esteem of the airman (er, airwomen) in question. I like bigger boobs (unless they are the gravity defying fake as can be variety) as much as the next guy, but do I really think my tax dollars should be spent on giving some women I am never going to meet a bigger set? Hell no. And those kinds of abuses will happen under totally socialized health care, there is not way around it.

Oh man this is turning political. I like Canada, pretty country, mostly laid back people. But as the above goes to show you they have the same problem we have here a few wackos going out of their way to make the rest of us look bad.
 

russell.kramer

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French Canada or Quebec as its called isn't hated by everyone, its just a kick in the balls when they start complining about being opressed and trying to get soverienty every decade or so.

In far western Canada (BC) the two official language thing isn't taken seriously and no one thinks about quebec too much because its so far away. In the eastern english provinces the french are known for humour and weirdness but not hated. No-one lives in the interior provinces and territories so their opinions don't count.
 

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Abolished said:
If Americans are not fond of other countries then build a giant wall all around America, 50ft high..... then fill it with water.
Sewblon said:
Canadians like hockey, they have socialized medicine, their population is declining, a town in Newfoundland is named Dildo, Kraft macaroni and cheese comes from Canada, they have strict national gun control laws, Quebec got their legal system from France instead of English common law, Bioware and Silicon Knights are based in Canada, they eat bit bacon instead of bacon, we get oil from them, Canada is cold, and they think that they are more civilized than us for reasons that I disagree with. How am I the only one who sees that New Zealand is the real threat? Think about it, what does the rest of the world actually know about New Zealand? I am not even sure how to spell it!
We have 0% Army 0% Airforce 0% Navy 100% Ready for takeover. How are we a threat?
We have amassed 95% of our population on the border ready to trickle down like sticky maple syrup on our polar bear cavalry and sled dogs as soon as Stephen Harper figure out how to stop our igloos from melting.