To Americans: How much do you know about Canada? Vice Versa?

[Weener]

Actually our dying carcass is making CHINA rich, not Canada.

And for the record? I'm native american so I don't have to pass for Canadian.

China, Korea, Thailand, Japan, the entire middle east, and Canada (we supply 30% of your oil... cha ching!). Not to mention the billions funnelled out of your economy in illegal drug trafficking. But don't worry. Stay ignorant. It'll make the world a better place soon enough.

And if you speak in a north american english accent, you are considered american, no matter what color you are. Muslim extremists aren't gonna say to themselves "oh, don't kidnap him. He's a NATIVE american"

 

[Khazoth]

Actually our dying carcass is making CHINA rich, not Canada.

And for the record? I'm native american so I don't have to pass for Canadian.

China, Korea, Thailand, Japan, the entire middle east, and Canada (we supply 30% of your oil... cha ching!). Not to mention the billions funnelled out of your economy in illegal drug trafficking. But don't worry. Stay ignorant. It'll make the world a better place soon enough.

And if you speak in a north american english accent, you are considered american, no matter what color you are. Muslim extremists aren't gonna say to themselves "oh, don't kidnap him. He's a NATIVE american"

Lol, your patriotism tickles me, it really does. Expecially since I never claimed to be proud of America or hate your country.

I claimed your country is BORING. Prove me wrong.

 

[Weener]

Actually our dying carcass is making CHINA rich, not Canada.

And for the record? I'm native american so I don't have to pass for Canadian.

China, Korea, Thailand, Japan, the entire middle east, and Canada (we supply 30% of your oil... cha ching!). Not to mention the billions funnelled out of your economy in illegal drug trafficking. But don't worry. Stay ignorant. It'll make the world a better place soon enough.

And if you speak in a north american english accent, you are considered american, no matter what color you are. Muslim extremists aren't gonna say to themselves "oh, don't kidnap him. He's a NATIVE american"

Lol, your patriotism tickles me, it really does. Expecially since I never claimed to be proud of America or hate your country.

I claimed your country is BORING. Prove me wrong.

I never claimed patriotism either, although I do claim a slight malice towards America and its greedy/bullyish ways. I certainly have to concede on the boring issue, we are quite vanilla. But america calling canada boring is like a house thats burning down calling the house across the street boring.

 

[Berndawg69]

Who cares about canada, matter of fact who cares about any other country than America! Fuck Yea, Comin' again to save the motherfuckin day YEA! AMERICA! FUCK YEA!

 

[Weener]

lol if your dicks and pussies, and he's an asshole, I guess canada is the taint

 

[CoziestPigeon]

I know enough about Canada.
Ten provinces. I can list them too.
British Columbia, Ontario, Alberta, Quebec, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, New Brunswick, and Prince Edward Island.

Sadly I can't speak for my peers...

You...uh...kinda missed 3 territories there. Yukon, Northwest Territories, and Nunavut.

 

[Weener]

The territories don't matter at all, except for the one Santa lives in. Most especially of all, nanavut, tho. I don't believe in territories created during my lifetime

 

[Bendon]

Actually our dying carcass is making CHINA rich, not Canada.

And for the record? I'm native american so I don't have to pass for Canadian.

China, Korea, Thailand, Japan, the entire middle east, and Canada (we supply 30% of your oil... cha ching!). Not to mention the billions funnelled out of your economy in illegal drug trafficking. But don't worry. Stay ignorant. It'll make the world a better place soon enough.

And if you speak in a north american english accent, you are considered american, no matter what color you are. Muslim extremists aren't gonna say to themselves "Hey guys, maybe we shouldn't attack people. Maybe we should just make friends from now on, sound good?"

Lol, your patriotism tickles me, it really does. Expecially since I'm half tiger.

I claimed your country is Awesome. Prove me wrong.

might wanna sit down

Spoiler

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you know what? I think he's going to hurt that cat

 

[Weener]

lol he's preparing to rip its still beating heart from its chest

also, im pretty darn sure muslim extremists are not gonna say that indeed

 

[Shihan2]

I visited Canada about a year and a half ago and I was pretty impressed by the fact that nobody cared I was American. I have a bit of a southern twang, and I actually got to talking with a canadian about the accents of each others country and I found out that you people apparently think our southern accents are aboot as funny as we think your accents are. That and it was awesome to have someone tell me that I didn't need a french to english dictionary AFTER I was done making a fool of myself trying to order food in Quebec, so any country that's got a sense of humor like that is ok in my book.

 

[Weener]

I visited Canada about a year and a half ago and I was pretty impressed by the fact that nobody cared I was American. I have a bit of a southern twang, and I actually got to talking with a canadian about the accents of each others country and I found out that you people apparently think our southern accents are aboot as funny as we think your accents are. That and it was awesome to have someone tell me that I didn't need a french to english dictionary AFTER I was done making a fool of myself trying to order food in Quebec, so any country that's got a sense of humor like that is ok in my book.

I like to think I don't have an accent, but I get picked out every time in the US as canadian because of my subconsciously liberal use of eh.

 

[yeah_so_no]

I'm so humming "Blame Canada" right now.

Pretty much all I know about Canada is Quebec hates you all, the accents from the area close to Minnesota have a strangely nasal short "a" that sounds like a long "a" to me, people do indeed say "eh" at the end of sentences, and Tim Hortons owns all of your souls. And people from Toronto don't consider Vancouver "real" Canada and there are places in Vancouver where you'll hear more Cantonese than English.

 

[Weener]

I'm so humming "Blame Canada" right now.

Pretty much all I know about Canada is Quebec hates you all, the accents from the area close to Minnesota have a strangely nasal short "a" that sounds like a long "a" to me, people do indeed say "eh" at the end of sentences, and Tim Hortons owns all of your souls. And people from Toronto don't consider Vancouver "real" Canada and there are places in Vancouver where you'll hear more Cantonese than English.

Tim hortons makes some mean coffee, bagels, donuts and Iced cappucinos. And people from toronto don't think anything west of Manitoba to be "real" canada in a sense, that they have a superiority complex. (kind of like how new york looks at the midwest). The only thing they care about is the oil money from alberta, which they steal at any opportunity they have to share with quebec. And there are alot of chinese people in vancouver from when hong kong was chinese occupied.

 

[yeah_so_no]

I'm so humming "Blame Canada" right now.

Pretty much all I know about Canada is Quebec hates you all, the accents from the area close to Minnesota have a strangely nasal short "a" that sounds like a long "a" to me, people do indeed say "eh" at the end of sentences, and Tim Hortons owns all of your souls. And people from Toronto don't consider Vancouver "real" Canada and there are places in Vancouver where you'll hear more Cantonese than English.

Tim hortons makes some mean coffee, bagels, donuts and Iced cappucinos. And people from toronto don't think anything west of Manitoba to be "real" canada in a sense, that they have a superiority complex. (kind of like how new york looks at the midwest). The only thing they care about is the oil money from alberta, which they steal at any opportunity they have to share with quebec. And there are alot of chinese people in vancouver from when hong kong was chinese occupied.

I've heard Tim Hortons coffee is something akin to liquid crack--a friend of mine said that even people who hate coffee get addicted to Tim Hortons. As for Vancouver, I swear, it seems like everyone Chinese/of Chinese descent I've met from Canada, when I ask where in Canada they live, say "Vancouver."

 

[Weener]

yeah, canada took in all the chinese refugees from across the pond in Hong Kong and even after britain got control of it they just said "screw it, we'll stay here and refuse to competently learn the language". Also they moved into my city one province over and start gangs and start murdering. We used to have maybe a dozen murders a year with 700,000 people. Now, theres like 100, and 80 of them are asians who are killed.

 

[scotth266]

All I know about you Canadians is that you apparently make maple syrup products and a strange version of bacon.

Which is cool, I guess. Otherwise I wouldn't have my waffles in the morning... I can't stand them without the syrup.

 

[cathou]

So, i'll do a what i know about our big neibourgh, USA.

I know it's a big country with lot of people in there (we have a big country, but it's mostly empty), that they produce 80% of the movies i watch and about 50% of the TV show i watch (but i usually see the tv shows 2 years after they aired, because theserie usually goes to france to get translated, and then come back here.). That american food is fat and not healthy, which cause most of the american to be really fat. That the americans loves guns, but dont know how to store and handle them, so they keep shooting at each others all the time, and that the country is generally very egocentric.

no, i've not been there a lot, that mostly deduce on what i see on tv and read on internet forums...

 

[PersianLlama]

I know some provinces are Alberta, Ottawa, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and Quebec.

I know they kick ass at ice hockey and curling, and everyone watches ice hockey.

...Um, they have good maple syrup and there's a bacon named after them!

Other than that, I don't know much, even though I've been to Canada about 4 times and I have about 10 family members who live there.

 

[Kassad86]

Think of your children pleading allegiance to the maple leaf, mayonese on everything, winter 11 months of the year, Ann Murray 24/7...


Also, eh?

 

[CrustyMedic]

Alright, I've been friends with someone from Toronto for a few years now, and here's the compilation of information I've gathered from him talking about it:

1) All of Canadia is an icy wasteland
2) All Canadians live in igloos and ride giant beavers as transportation
3) Quebec isn't really part of Canada, they just say that to confuse us foreigners
4) Canadian bacon really is called ham

Edit:
5) Ice hockey players are basically gods, including the ability to smite any and all heathens

and don't forget, our Navy consists of War Canoes