To be happy, women must admit they are not "equal" to men

[Vault101]

I have to admit that latley I've been feeling really down, like REALLY down.Looking at my life I realised that its because I'm not married

hell I dont even have a boyfreind

this article explains it all
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/02/05/to-be-happy-must-admit-women-and-men-arent-equal/

[quote/]It?s time to say what no one else will: Feminism didn?t result in equality between the sexes ? it resulted in mass confusion. Today, men and women have no idea who?s supposed to do what[/quote]

and its true, my lack of marige is why I'm so unhappy...hell I don't know how to do most household chores! which makes me feel like less of a women, and if I'm not a woman what am I?

[quote/]Prior to the 1970s, people viewed gender roles as as equally valuable. Many would argue women had the better end of the deal! It?s hard to claim women were oppressed in a nation in which men were expected to stand up when a lady enters the room or to lay down their lives to spare women life. When the Titanic went down in 1912, its sinking took 1,450 lives. Only 103 were women. One-hundred three.[/quote]

dont you get it!? don;t you understand how great we had it in the past? and now we all want to throw it away! for what?


shouldnt we strive for whats natural? for what each of us deep down really wants? to be married and happy, like this couple here
[img/]http://24.media.tumblr.com/00be94314f5b5bcdf4c4591f8774e7b3/tumblr_mhxas95FHj1qaqasro1_500.png[/img]
look at them! so happy! so trad-

wait.....thats a women in the tux? http://www.mediaite.com/online/oops-dont-tell-fox-news-theyve-got-pic-of-lesbian-couple-for-column-on-traditional-marriage-gender-roles/

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO!!!???

 

[Spambot 3000]

So what you're saying is ... Fox News have outdone themselves. Again.

 

[Lucem712]

OH, THE HUMANITY! [waits for for [user]Calibanbutcher[/user] to appear] Women in dresses marrying women in tuxedos and bam, you wake up married to a three women and a dog! TRADITIONAL 'MERICA/WORLD IS DYING!

Someone press 'restart level' cos we are boned!

 

[DevilWithaHalo]

I feel like this is a trick to get more men trapped in marriages.

I know men and women aren't equal... doesn't really make me any more happy than I am. Is this something that only works for women? Sexism!

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

I'm so confused about whats going on in this thread.

 

[Luftwaffles]

There there vault, i can make you feel like a woman again.

Iron my shirt and cook me some eggs.

 

[Vault101]

Do whatever is best for the individual. Its that simple - really. I know stay-at-home wives who love it, and stay-at-home wives who hate it. I even know a few stay-at-home husbands, and most of them are very happy with it. Good for them, it makes their personal life and their family life significantly happier.

you dont get it do you?

if we make allowances for people who want to bend the natural order of things then the very fabric of out soceity collapses! were seeing it happen all the time....soon brother and sister...people and DOGS will be able to get married is that what yout want?

why do you hate america?

yes ok, this was a joke

I feel like this is a trick to get more men trapped in marriages.

I know men and women aren't equal... doesn't really make me any more happy than I am. Is this something that only works for women? Sexism!

this however..I'm not sure is a joke or not

 

[Vault101]

Again, winky faces people! Unless you're claiming to use violent force against a person (which on the internet, shouldn't be taken seriously anyways), a winky face is necessary when post sarcasm without at the very least the text being in italics.

a winky face would ruin the joke

I'm somewhat "known" around here so most people would know I'm joking

 

[Remus]

In Fox's defense, that is one manly-looking woman. She looks like a young Jon Stewart.

 

[Rawne1980]

a winky face would ruin the joke

I'm somewhat "known" around here so most people would know I'm joking

Wait, what, who are you ;P

On Topic....

I have no idea what I just read. Far too early to form coherent thought and mocking posts.

for what each of us deep down really wants?

Candy Floss and large buckets of Ginger Ale?

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

[img/]http://24.media.tumblr.com/00be94314f5b5bcdf4c4591f8774e7b3/tumblr_mhxas95FHj1qaqasro1_500.png[/img]
look at them! so happy! so trad-

wait.....thats a women in the tux? http://www.mediaite.com/online/oops-dont-tell-fox-news-theyve-got-pic-of-lesbian-couple-for-column-on-traditional-marriage-gender-roles/

Now that is some funny fucking shit right there.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

OH, THE HUMANITY! [waits for for [user]Calibanbutcher[/user] to appear] Women in dresses marrying women in tuxedos and bam, you wake up married to a three women and a dog! TRADITIONAL 'MERICA/WORLD IS DYING!

Someone press 'restart level' cos we are boned!

You called?


Also, wouldn't you much prefer to be married to a tree, a woman and a dog?
"Planting your seed" gets a whole new meaning.
As does "doing it doggy style"
And "nailing someone to a tree".
[sub]Please help me, I can't stop with the innuendos[/sub]

OT: For a moment I thought that Vault101 had finally cracked and written an inflammatory speech to rally the masses, an outry from a soul in anguish full of wroth to tear down the strict rules dictated by society. Instead I got a brilliant piece of comedy.

There there vault, i can make you feel like a woman again.

Iron my shirt and cook me some eggs.

I could say something about "making her feel like a woman again" but it wouldn't involve eggs nor ironing. Syrup -maybe

[sub][sub]Seriously, someone help me[/sub][/sub]

 

[Vault101]

I could say something about "making her feel like a woman again" but it wouldn't involve eggs nor ironing. Syrup -maybe

[sub][sub]Seriously, someone help me[/sub][/sub]

PANCAKES!

its pancakes right?

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I could say something about "making her feel like a woman again" but it wouldn't involve eggs nor ironing. Syrup -maybe

[sub][sub]Seriously, someone help me[/sub][/sub]

PANCAKES!

its pancakes right?

Pancakes would be involved at some point, yes.

 

[EeveeElectro]

WHAT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS THREAD. I'M TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT KNITTING AND BAKING AND COOKING FOR MY HUSBAND AND SHOOTING OUT BABIES.

I am absolutely less of a human for being female. Nothing would make me happier than thinking "You know, I'm so happy I'm significantly less important than men. Teehee, hold my bag while I go shopping and let him deal with the bills because obviously people aren't allowed to change with the times."

Oh Fox. Oh Fox...

Do I want men and women to be equal? Heavens no. Men would be unbearable!

 

[Casual Shinji]

You know, I saw the thread title and I saw who was the OP, and I thought, 'Gee, I wonder if she would have an issue with this?'

 

[Rawne1980]

Do I want men and women to be equal? Heavens no. Men would be unbearable!

That's from that film with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter ... He's a Vampire ... I can't remember the name of the damn film .... Curse you Eevee for making me hurt my brain.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Do I want men and women to be equal? Heavens no. Men would be unbearable!

That's from that film with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter ... He's a Vampire ... I can't remember the name of the damn film .... Curse you Eevee for making me hurt my brain.

Dark Shadows Glad someone got the reference. Thought the movie was pretty good but a bit odd. Why did everyone wanna jump on Johnny Depp's dick?