To Marry an Escapist

[geK0]

Obviously everyone should marry me; I want to have a grand harem made of the entirety of the Escapist population! My best man would be Yahtzee and my minister would be Jim Sterling (Thank God for him!)


edit: except Fappy, because I liked his other avatar

 

[Sandjube]

And once again no one mentions Blunderboy.
Screw you guys. I'll have my own wedding, with hookers and black jack. In fact, screw the wedding.

Can I come to your non-wedding?

 

[Twilight_guy]

I would get married but the "Religion and Politics" forum would just come in and start trashing the whole thing while shouting how evil and naive I am. Then the other half of the forum would come in to fix it and tell me how much of a good person I am, then they'd get in a fight and nothing would ever get solved. (Also, I hate you all and don't want to marry any of you-well nobody not on Escapist staff).

 

[lacktheknack]

I'd marry Vault101. We seem to get along pretty well, and we agree often. Plus, I dodge ALL THE HOMOJOKES!

I'd be married by Daystar Clarion, so the wedding would be twice as long, more entertaining and involve him and Hazy slapping each other with fish. (At least, I assume that's what they do during thread derails. Confirmation?)

Best Man: Caramel Frappe, he wouldn't try to wreck anything and we get along really well.

Bridesmaid: Aylaine, for the same reasons.

DJ: Is there any correct answer taht's not MiracleOfSound?

Flower Girl: LillithSlave, and

Ringbearer: Matthew94. There has to be a good conflict at every good wedding, right?

 

[The Goat Tsar]

Well, I think of only one Escapist I'd actually marry. That one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Because they are just incredible like that. Yeah, I love you, I do. Keep being awesome!

I can't wait for someone to fall for this. I hope it's a lurker.

Hey. I take offense to that. I'm a lurker and I saw that coming a mile away.

 

[Furbyz]

Hey, hey, guise...What would I be? !

I'd quite like to marry Binnsyboy, because he and I had a nice talk about music yesterday..He and I would spend our nights, sitting romantically in a field, gazing at the stars, listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers

*Ahem* No homo...

*No homo*

Uh... I think I'd have Elementary Dear Watson be my best man.

Scratch that, I know I would.

I suppose Daystar would be the best person to conduct the ceremony.

Well, if Daystar isn't conducting the ceremony, he's all but guaranteed to derail it. Pretty good chance even if he's part of it

I'm pretty good at this whole lurking thing, so I guess I'll just be everybody's best guy across the street watching you all be happy. That cool?

 

[Orphillius]

Well if I'm honest I don't think I know anyone here very well at all. So that means I'm on the market, then? If anyone's interested: I have at least one genital.

 

[Lucem712]

I think I'd be too busy helping other people out with their own wedding

Plus, being single flat out rules! There's....

FINE, I'LL CHOOSE SOMEONE!

Since I'm pretty anti-romantic relations, I will consider this an evolution of platonic friendship!

For my groom, I shall choose two, cos' fuck the system.
[user]PsychicTaco115[/user] and [user]Secret World Leader (shhh)[/user] cos if you gotta marry someone might as well be to great guys with powerful connections.

Or I'll be chosen...

Whoever said you needed consent? >

 

[Infernai]

I'd marry any one of you with a Berserk avatar.

Oh Shinji, i always knew you had feelings for me! C'mere and give me a hug you fellow berserk fan you!

 

[Rainforce]

Well, I think of only one Escapist I'd actually marry. That one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. Because they are just incredible like that. Yeah, I love you, I do. Keep being awesome!

I can't wait for someone to fall for this. I hope it's a lurker.

As the official speaker for the Escapist Lurker Union I am required to inform you by §14/17 that we take offence to this above statement and like to point out that it's really more of a beginner's mistake, while most of us with long years of lurking experience can only laugh at your faulty and stereotypical depiction of our kind.

Official work aside, I can't really decide who I would marry, as you're all such terrible and wonderful people at the same time D:

 

[Something Amyss]

My GF is already an Escapist. While she doesn't post much, I'm pretty sure she'd kill anyone else I picked. >.>

Same here. Mine has 4 posts total XD

...Wouldn't it be awkward if we were dating the same person?

>.>

 

[Tiddles]

I'd marry anyone with a Farscape avatar but I don't post often and never got to know anyone so can't be more specific than that

 

[Kopikatsu]

I'd marry noone, because otherwise whoever I picked would immediately have it annulled and then kill me. Or hire someone to kill me. Or both.

Then they would marry the hitman and live happily ever after.

 

[Fappy]

My GF is already an Escapist. While she doesn't post much, I'm pretty sure she'd kill anyone else I picked. >.>

Same here. Mine has 4 posts total XD

...Wouldn't it be awkward if we were dating the same person?

>.>

I'd be honored to be your wiener-cousin.

 

[FalloutJack]

This one. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Amasari+Kane]

<__>

She doesn't really like the Escapist 'cause of the rules and staff, but I know her very well and I think I would, yeah.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'd marry any one of you with a Berserk avatar.

Oh Shinji, i always knew you had feelings for me! C'mere and give me a hug you fellow berserk fan you!

You better not be wearing that Berserk armor on our wedding night though.

 

[Hoplon]

I can't be tied down man, I gotta be free! like the wind! A cowboy's gotta wonder the range man!

Too true, chum. I'll be leaving many a broken heart behind but I shall acompany you in freedom. Although, surely you're not averse to crashing the already established weddings?

Of course not! a free bar is a free bar after all.

 

[Agayek]

Well if I'm honest I don't think I know anyone here very well at all. So that means I'm on the market, then? If anyone's interested: I have at least one genital.

At least one, eh?

That could make the wedding night... interesting.

 

[Blunderboy]

And once again no one mentions Blunderboy.
Screw you guys. I'll have my own wedding, with hookers and black jack. In fact, screw the wedding.

Can I come to your non-wedding?

So long as you bring some hookers. Or booze.