Top 3 Way's You'd like to die

[Drake the Dragonheart]

1. In a heroic final charge fighting to defend my beliefs and values

Spoiler

very much like the final charge in last samurai, or 300 style

, with honor, on my own sword if need be.
That or being choked out by Fedor, in an MMA fight, or in SCA heavy combat. Anything involving an honorable battle.
2. Defending my country and the values it was founded on.
3. When my time comes, after finally finding peace and tranquility.

 

[Caligulove]

1. Old Age, surrounded with family after a good life (you know, like a *****)
2. Taking a bullet for someone
3. like Gary Oldman in The Professional

 

[John Funk]

Spontaneously combusting in front of a group of kindergarteners.

If I gotta die, might as well scar as many young minds as I can.

 

[Cuddly Knife]

Well, I'd rather not die, but if I could pick my way to go it would be

1. asleep and old,
2. in a coma, or
3. some instant death, where i didn't even see it coming.

 

[Pingieking]

Laughing, in my sleep, and or having sex.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

1) Never
2) Without being aware of it
3) Snoo Snoo again.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I've said my first one on all of the how would you like to die questions but anyway.

1.While skydiving, and fucking my girlfiend...at the same time.

2.Peacfully.

3. # 1 reapeted again.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Let Me Die a Youngman's Death


Let me die a youngman's death
not a clean and inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death

When I'm 73
and in constant good tumour
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an allnight party

Or when I'm 91
with silver hair
and sitting in a barber's chair
may rival gangsters
with hamfisted tommyguns burst in
and give me a short back and insides

Or when I'm 104
and banned from the Cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
and fearing for her son
cut me up into little pieces
and throw away every piece but one

Let me die a youngman's death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax and waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
'what a nice way to go' death

basically this poem.

 

[Gebi10000]

1. not at all
2. by reaching enlightenment
3. by becomeing undead

 

[zacaron]

3. painlessly in sleep
2. a great war hero
1. after Griff (RVB referance)

 

[Stu1701]

3. Having a huge bomb dropped on me and holding a sign up that says "Ouch" on it before the bomb hits.

2. Wearing a red shirt while on the away team with Kirk, Spock, and McCoy.

1. In an explosion while totally stoned after just crashing a fuel tanker that's surrounded by zombies.

 

[Fraught]

1. sex
2. sex
3. sex

Though I highly doubt it's possible to fuck to death

I heard one old man did. His heart gave up, or something.

Either way, I'd most like to die of old age, preferrably not alone. I'd absolutely hate loneliness when I'd die.

 

[Nugma]

In sleep
In space
And....something that is painless and involves me dying instantly.

 

[darrinwright]

1) Painlessly, in my sleep
2) Peacefully, with friends and family surrounding me
3) Proving something I believe in

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

1. Hearing the funniest joke ever and dying of laughter.
2. After slaughtering thousands of ninjas on my pirate ship while playing a kickass guitar solo.
3. Calmly, quietly and in my sleep. Unlike my passengers.

 

[Fraught]

1. sex
2. sex
3. sex

Though I highly doubt it's possible to fuck to death

I heard one old man did. His heart gave up, or something.

Either way, I'd most like to die of old age, preferrably not alone. I'd absolutely hate loneliness when I'd die.

well yeah, but he was old, I meant when not old

Why would you ever want to die young, no matter with which method?

 

[A random person]

1. Painlessly in my sleep.
2. In an awesome action sequence, allowing my friends to move on, climactically killing the big bad, and walking in a zen-like state of dying before finally collapsing.
3. In some place significant to my childhood, for the sake of poetically dying.