I think I'll print this on a huge poster and hang it up in my apartment. It truly is epic, thank ye very much!
So, some ranting: Firstly, I find it hilarious that some self-confessed grammar nazis made simple mistakes while posting. I know it's no big deal, but throwing rocks in glass houses isn't such a grand idea, no? Secondly, I know I can't expect perfect English from everybody, but idiotic abbreviations like "u," "r," and "y" instead of "you, are, and why" must stop. Similarly, telling "their," "there," and "they're" apart isn't difficult. Use the correct one, please. Thirdly, nothing annoys me more than people using "would/could of." It's "have," you imbeciles!
Perhaps we should just send people who cannot form correct sentences to grammar concentration camps (by which I mean 1st grade English, of course).
//Grammar Nazi #3424 signing off