U.S. Air Force Wants Soldiers to Be Like Batman

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linkzeldi

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You know Batman's golden rule was to never kill people. That seems sort of ironic naming a military program after him.

Okay now that I've made an ironic statement I'm going to gush over how awesome the bathook is. Now all we need is a few batarangs and a gothic city for these soldiers to patrol and reality will have become 35% more awesome.
 

Twilight_guy

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Batman is so cool even the air force wants to grow up to be like him.

It's a good idea since you can only strap so much to a solider before he falls over and some point they need to start making things lighter and more efficient though using a Batman as the icon behind it is still pretty cool.
 

mythgraven

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U.S. Air Force wants soldiers to be like Batman


Then maybe it should provide training commensurate with his?

As an active duty US Sailor, I can say with all authority (At least the meager scraps of that resource Im allowed) that every branch would LOVE for their underlings to chip, paint, and clean misc. outside elements with the same level of intelligence, and confidence that Batman and Tony Stark employ.

But when it comes time to schedule schooling, and training, and anything that would A: Cost Money, or B: require lengthy absences from the actual work area, youll get hand wringing, wishy-washy excuses.

Instead of Batman, the US military typically gets the Penguin. Lots of flash, but no real power to speak of. (And sometimes out of weight standards.)

Cause thats what it pays for.


Whiskey Echo!!
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cobrausn

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derelix said:
to be fair, he didn't seem to insult bush either so saying he's a liberal for not bashing obama is a little silly.
Obama and bush are just people. They don't have and never really had any true control over this country.
Your looking at the world through a tv screen.
Called it like I saw it. I've had this exact argument at least a dozen times and a eleven of those times I was dealing with an Obama-worshiping liberal who had nothing bad to say about him even though he's done next to nothing about all the things they blamed Bush for. It's absurd.

And to say they have no 'control over this country' is a bit naive. How many trillions of dollars comprised of my money and yours are now being spent because of this lack of control?

And I rarely watch TV, it would probably be more accurate to say I look at life through a computer monitor. :)
 

cobrausn

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Heatray said:
The military has and always will be about a numbers game. Why train an equip one super-soldier for two million dollars when you can train and equip twenty reguluar soldiers for the same price?
It's China's approach. But they have the virtue of having a much larger population base to pull people from, with soldiers numbering in the millions. Why make one soldier survivable when you have so many?

We, on the other hand, are lucky to reach the half a million mark in terms of soldiers. And because we have a volunteer army, I doubt you could get nearly enough people to join if you started using 'human wave' tactics. People would much rather be Space Marines.
 

Dr. wonderful

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Dr. wonderful said:
But they won't like Punk music.

"Punk is nothing but death...and crime...and the rage of a beast
What does Punk Music have to do with Batman or the Army?

OT: Sounds pretty cool. Although I have my speculations.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Narm/ComicBook

In 1999, A Comic book came out so stupid that it will induce Facepalmness.

Here is the paragrapgh:

"Another comic that drove Linkara nuts: Batman: Fortunate Son. The comic states that all forms of rock'n'roll are evil. This comic wasn't published in The Fifties, when that was a common belief, but in 1999. It brings us lines like these:
"Punk is nothing but death...and crime...and the rage of a beast."
 

RanD00M

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Dr. wonderful said:
Wow. Just,wow. That sounds like one of the worst comic books ever. Seeing as how rock was one of the biggest genres in the nineties.
 

Dr. wonderful

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RanD00M said:
Dr. wonderful said:
Wow. Just,wow. That sounds like one of the worst comic books ever. Seeing as how rock was one of the biggest genres in the nineties.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/10629-batmanfort

This guy Job? Review bad comics
 

RanD00M

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Dr. wonderful said:
RanD00M said:
Dr. wonderful said:
Wow. Just,wow. That sounds like one of the worst comic books ever. Seeing as how rock was one of the biggest genres in the nineties.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/10629-batmanfort

This guy Job? Review bad comics
Funny that you should link it. Seeing as how I was already watching it. And still am.
 

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cobrausn said:
Heatray said:
The military has and always will be about a numbers game. Why train an equip one super-soldier for two million dollars when you can train and equip twenty reguluar soldiers for the same price?
It's China's approach. But they have the virtue of having a much larger population base to pull people from, with soldiers numbering in the millions. Why make one soldier survivable when you have so many?

We, on the other hand, are lucky to reach the half a million mark in terms of soldiers. And because we have a volunteer army, I doubt you could get nearly enough people to join if you started using 'human wave' tactics. People would much rather be Space Marines.
You're right, but you missed my point. Yes, China has us beat for numbers, but that doesn't mean we're not still playing the numbers game. As it stands, the cost to field one US Army grunt is in the neighborhood of $250k. That is the absolute cheapest our government can get the cost down to. Given the choice, you could train a group of ten soldiers for $2.5 million or one super-soldier for the same price. The reason the United States, and indeed, all governments, will never take the second path is because having 10 soldiers on the ground is always better than having one, barring egregious gaps in the technology represented.
 

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Heatray said:
cobrausn said:
Heatray said:
The military has and always will be about a numbers game. Why train an equip one super-soldier for two million dollars when you can train and equip twenty reguluar soldiers for the same price?
It's China's approach. But they have the virtue of having a much larger population base to pull people from, with soldiers numbering in the millions. Why make one soldier survivable when you have so many?

We, on the other hand, are lucky to reach the half a million mark in terms of soldiers. And because we have a volunteer army, I doubt you could get nearly enough people to join if you started using 'human wave' tactics. People would much rather be Space Marines.
You're right, but you missed my point. Yes, China has us beat for numbers, but that doesn't mean we're not still playing the numbers game. As it stands, the cost to field one US Army grunt is in the neighborhood of $250k. That is the absolute cheapest our government can get the cost down to. Given the choice, you could train a group of ten soldiers for $2.5 million or one super-soldier for the same price. The reason the United States, and indeed, all governments, will never take the second path is because having 10 soldiers on the ground is always better than having one, barring egregious gaps in the technology represented.
I'm really not qualified for this, but here are a couple of ideas

1: Shiny new stuff keeps morale up
2: Equipment can be salvaged
3: As things become more common, the price goes down with mass production, as happened with windmills after Germany ordered a bunch of them
4: Logistical issues with communicating and organising larger groups

It seems that like with most things it's a balance, as you purchase new technology you get dimishing returns on it. While a single supersoldier may be less effective than 10 of the current budget funded soldiers, 10 of the currently funded ones would be somewhat superior to 1000 people with no training or weaponry.
 

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What, forcing us to wear reflector belts during all hours of darkness and inclement weather isn't enough? Hooray for being treated like children in the military...
 

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Mcupobob said:
General- "Sir our soliders are having a hard time fighting insurgent, any suggestions?"

Pres- "Be more like Batman!"

Thats how I imagine it went down.
general- "Sir our soldiers are having a hard time fighting insurgents, any sugestions?"
batman- "I'm the goddamn batman and all i know is that I'm the goddamn batman"
Pres- "Lets be the goddamn batmen"
 

Timotei

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I know this article was supposed to be serious and such, but it's extremely difficult for anyone to read in a serious manner with that image constantly staring at them.