Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

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Fury Is Me.

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LUFFY NEVER DIES! GUM GUM GIGANTO BAZOOKA! *Need I explain? Ok, I inflate both hands and do the same thing with giganto rifle. EVERYONE DIES!*
 

X L e G i T X

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Fury Is Me. said:
I Jet Pistol the stereo and then proceed to use Gear 2 Jetuusen on L e G i T
You don't get it, a Bubble BLOCKS EVERYTHING, even bosses are like "WTF? Q_Q" it turns out my hearthstone was set at the bar, and i proceed to start smashing skulls with my 2-handed mace of doom.
 

CounterAttack

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I jump back into the bar, wielding dual Phail pistols. I fire both at the same time, one hitting Legit, the other hitting Fury. The strength of the Phailinite ammunition trumps the over-powered-ness of their posts, and their defenses and/or weaponry is reduced to less than nothing, causing them both to implode. I laugh evilly.
 

CounterAttack

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My body dies, but the heart slowly absorbs itself into Mudkip's body, and reshapes it to become an identical Raven. He suffers a horrible torture as my considerable willpower overcomes his. In all essentials Mudkip has turned into me! I look down at my mutilated corpse, examine my new body, then I tackle the nearest person and start punching him in the face repeatedly.
 

SteakHeart

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Steak H. Eart pulls an AK-47SU out of his backpack and opens fire on Pimp and Mudkip.
 

Hussmann54

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*Goes Boondock Saints on yall and bashes steakhearts brains in with wine bottles, then straps him to table, pours whiskey on his @$$ and lights him up*
 

LeonLethality

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I teleport in and start shooting in every direction wildly with reckless abandon.
I somehow manage to even hit myself.
 

Pimppeter2

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Leon is thrown aback by his self wound, and Pimp uses the time to flip over a table and take cover from his blasts.
 

mcgroobber

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punch pimppeter in face because i believe him to be a flying spider, i dont handle alcohol well