Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[LeonLethality]

I aim my X buster at Counter
"Are you friend or foe?!"
Leon then proceeds to kick the downed susse

 

[CounterAttack]

"Shouldn't have asked," I answer as I throw my knife into Leon's throat. I rip it out and watch him bleed to death, then jump onto someone else and slash their throat, cackling like a crazed murderer.

 

[The Infinite]

Now free from clone the Infinite elbow drops Counter.
"Weeee!" He says gleefully while punching Counters face in.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip jumps in the X Buster. "Leon, we are now a team."

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon gets up and wonders what that whole bleeding bit was about, after all reploids don't bleed.
She shrugs it off and orders a drink from the unscathed bartender.

Edit: Alright *high fives mudkip*

 

[The Infinite]

The Infinite stops the pounding and puts the bartender on fire. Then goes back to beating on counter.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

LAUNCH ME LEON!

 

[CounterAttack]

I throw the Infinite off, jump up, crack my nose back into place and start to deliver a brutal punch sequence of my own.

 

[The Infinite]

Stands gleefully taking each punch to the face. Then materializes two Desert Eagles and proceeds to shoot maniacally at counter.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon proceeds to launch Mudkip from the X buster at Counter and Infinite

 

[CounterAttack]

I am killed instantly by the shots, but respawn on the floor above with a longbow in hand. Arrows are lodged in the skulls of the Infinite, Leon and Mudkip a few seconds later.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

SUPER MUDKIP WATER PROPELLED HEADBUTT! *shoots Hydro Pump behind him to speed up*

 

[LeonLethality]

Damn those arrows must be strong to pierce metal.

Leon uses a sub tank (only two left D=) and gets back up surprisingly without cursing much
Leon then proceeds to take out the Z-saber and starts slashing Counter

 

[The Infinite]

The Infinite pulls arrows out of eye socket. "ow" he says unperturbed. Then crafting a blood red gauntlet around his fists proceeds to take the headbutt on with a punch of his own. Culminating in an explosion of great magnitude.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip is knocked back by the headbutt. He proceeds to do the fusion dance with Leon.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon gains Mudkips powers!
Leon uses Hydro Pump X and the stream of water launches Infinite back and through the wall

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip uses Mudkip Legion to launch 50000 mudkips from Leon's X cannon.

 

[The Infinite]

Proceeds to portal in behind Leon "I knew these would come in handy" Places alternate dimension Leon's self destruct parts on, kicks through roof and activates the self destruct causing a massive explosion.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon goes flying off cursing again firing shots in the general direction of infinite knowing he is inside the explosion somewhere

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip latches onto Leon's back and helps her aim.