Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[mcgroobber]

*walks into bar hard after long days work, walks up to bar

"i just want a cold one"

*waves to all then sits at bar and keeps to self

 

[The Infinite]

The ball hits TI on the head.
Silly Mudkip these can't catch people! Anyways truce? I got some rare candies if you want.

 

[Tiny116]

Tiny catches the ball.
Tiny uses force lightning
it's super effective
Mudkip is paralysed it may not be able to move
Tiny uses stolen dark ball.

EDIT:
Bloody ninja it still works though

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip uses special herbs! He jumps on Tiny's head and bites down. "Sure, TI."

 

[mcgroobber]

*still keeps to self, listens to freebird in the background

 

[Tiny116]

OOOWWWWWW
Tiny flails lightsaber across the top of his head where Mr Mudkip is.

 

[mcgroobber]

*remembers coco as listening to freebird, tear comes to eye

 

[mcgroobber]

gets up, brushes self off, forgives Cuthberton

and sits back at bar

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp pours hot chocolate on groobers head.

 

[mcgroobber]

enoughs enough,

hugs pimp, who forgets all previous problems with groobber, they start playing candyland

 

[Pimppeter2]

*Loses at Candyland*

FUCK YOU GROOBBER!

*Shoots in face*

 

[Bofus Teefus]

*Grabs Pimp and mcgroober, and starts banging their heads together*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*Grabs Jesus and throws him into a cross.*

 

[mcgroobber]

*punches pimp in face,
"learn how to play the game"

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Jesus Rage!

*Turns Mr. Mudkip's blood into wine. Locusts tear open his skin to drink it.*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip uses the Nintendo censoring team to save himself and ban the religious iconography.

 

[mcgroobber]

*mcgroobber plays pokemon yellow

 

[Bofus Teefus]

*Did not expect the censoring team.*

Valve Time!

*Mr. Mudkip can't attack anyone for at least 6 months from when he announces it. Bofus uses this considerable lag to kick Mr. Mudkip's shins....to death.*

 

[mcgroobber]

*while playing pokemon yellow, he gets stunned by a _________insert pokemon