Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Nikolaz72]

The trashcan walks over to the portal putting two tons junk into one of them making a neverending junksupply before taking Pimps PortalGun with a magnet and throwing him into the hole laughing as only a trashcan-robotic monster can do.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon falls from the rafters "Damn it, lost my footing" she said angrily readying knives for throwing at people such as the pimp.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

*Bonks BT in the head*

*Steals portal gun*

*Shoots one hole in the roof, one whole on the floor*

*kicks BT into them*

Never ending loop!

Huh. I already did this, too. *kicks Nicolaz/TRASHCAN ROBOT into the never ending loop*

"Oh, and Leon? Happy UnBirthday." HoD tosses a (ticking!) present to Leon.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon throws the present in the portal
"Sorry I am not fond of gifts."

 

[axle 19]

Axle drop from the ceiling swinging his buster sword, slicing the trashcan robot in half before spinning and hitting HoD with the flat of the sword.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon high fives Axle and then kicks HoD in the face.

 

[axle 19]

Axle highfives Leon back before kicking HoD into the infinite trash portal loop.

 

[Nikolaz72]

The TrashcanRobot somehow ends up moving so fast that he moves back in time to when he was a regular trashcan and now stands in the corner like nothing happened. Nikolaz decides its time to press the button and the Trashcan transforms into a TRASHCAN ROBOT!

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon wonders how useful a trashcan robot might be but then realizes it's hostile and punches it in the robo-groin

 

[axle 19]

Axle activates his Overdrive, slicing into the trashcan for 9999 damage.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD uses his Portal gun to fire a new portal onto the wall, and shoots out of the wall at maximum velocity, hitting Leon, Axle, and the robot for 99,999 damage.

 

[Nikolaz72]

The Trashcan apparently absorbs the Overdrive and makes it into junk

 

[DragonofDecay86]

Pyro grabs an auto ax from fallout 3 and helps destroy the robot that is fighting leon.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon stays with 1 HP due to last chance ability "Damn it that hurt!" she complained and then casts Curaja to heal herself "I'll have you pay for that!" she yelled as she took HoD's portal gun and breaks it followed by countless stabs with a knife to HoD's chest.

She then focuses on the trash can robot looming over her and casts a well aimed Thundaga to it's head.

 

[axle 19]

Axle survived be hiding behind his sword and though singed badly and bruised was fine. "************, you scalded my sword you'll pay for that," He shouted as he caught both the trashcan robot and HoD in his whirlwind Overdrive before lighting the attack on fire with his flask.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Alpha sneaks back into the bar Solid Snake style under a new cardboard box after Pimp burnt his last one and trips Axle over in the middle of his attack. Standing over him and cracking jokes, Alpha shatters Axle's confidence in his abilities
[sup]Is this how the game is played?[/sup]

 

[axle 19]

Axle falters for half a second before adding Alpha to the burning tornado deal 9999 damage to all three of them. He then produces a bottle of whiskey and continues drinking.

 

[DragonofDecay86]

Pyro throws his ax at the robot before pulling put his duel pistols and hopping ontop of the roof and stares down at the others, picking up his whiskey bottle and taking a large gulp again.

 

[axle 19]

*Casts Curaga on Leon just in case* before resuming his drinking on the bar, sword resting on his shoulder.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Alpha reveals his Deus Ex Machina machine, only for it to take Axle's side and double the damage he takes from the fire. With a grunt he throws the machine and cracks Axle upside the head while he is distracted by his drinking.

Taking his chance he hides back under the box and attempts to slink away to safety.