Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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I was told there would be cake, not cookies. The cake is a lie. And I disapprove of infinite loops.
*grabs a napkin and divides by zero, destroying the portals by sucking them into the resulting singularity*
There can be only one... portal. Don't lie to a qunari.
*grabs a napkin and divides by zero, destroying the portals by sucking them into the resulting singularity*
There can be only one... portal. Don't lie to a qunari.
The Infinite walks into the bar, goes to get a drink and throws toriver through the nearest wall on his way to a seat.
You saved me. I could still have possibly saved myself. I disapprove.
*gets up, picks up his greatsword again, and lashes out at The Infinite, slashing him with a mighty blow that knocks him into the ever-growing black hole created by the singularity*
*gets up, picks up his greatsword again, and lashes out at The Infinite, slashing him with a mighty blow that knocks him into the ever-growing black hole created by the singularity*
HoD: "I disapprove of your disapproving, toriver!" HoD lunges after the Qunarian with a metalbaseball bat and smashes it over his head repeatedly, and then retreats to a more defensible position
Skeletor: "Get your darkness away from my heart" Proceeds to bash you in the head with a pool cue.
HoD recoils from the cruel irony, and fires the Darkness Beam at ImSkeletor in an attempt to stop getting beat down with a pool cue. "Never!" he shouted, as his darkness slowly enveloped and seared ImSkeletor's body.
imSkeletor's skin melts off and all that is left is A yellow skeleton that is some how still alive. He proceeds to use magic and creats 47 wolves and sicks them on HoD then said "These wolves wiill rip the darkness out of your heart!" *Evil laugh*
HoD melts back into the fourth dimension, and traps the wolves in a tessarect upon his arrival. "Nice try, but try again," HoD states before he casts Firaja on ImSkeletor.
Imskeletor puts up a magic sheild and blocks it. Then he bashes you over the head with a chair until the chair breaks and says "I devower darkness" then he ate you.
HoD walks out of ImSkeletor ("I mean, really. You're just a skeleton. You're ineffective at eating anything!"), uses the Shield Grabber to destroy his shield, and casts Holyra+1 on the abomination.
Unoriginal fills up the bucket with vegetables, spices, and HeartofDarkness and begins to make a stew out of it.
HoD escapes from the freezer and puts Unoriginal and ImSkeletor in the stew inside the freezer. He then transports the freezer to the fourth dimension, where it lands inside the tessarect full of the ravenous wolves.
HoD looks at his chest. "Uh, you DO realize that it's not literally a heart of darkness, right?" he inquired, before axing ImSkeletor something fierce.
