Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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Aman'Nevar, the Raven-headed God of Surprising Changes, appears in a flash of blue screams, and starts turning random objects into kittens, donkeys, and lemmings.
However, he is interrupted by the unexpected appearance of Hat, the Vulture-headed God of Unexpected Guests flying out of a bar stool, and knocking him over.
However, he is interrupted by the unexpected appearance of Hat, the Vulture-headed God of Unexpected Guests flying out of a bar stool, and knocking him over.
HoD emerges from the bar's attic, sees the stranger, and promptly dashes back into the attic.
HoD sighs. "You took these drinks from the bar, didn't you," he states, as he readies the softball bat.
"Shemming, you know the price of stealing from my bar." HoD gets ready to swing the bat, lowers it, and boxes up the drinks. "You will get these back once you pay for them." And then he smacks shemming's head with the bat.
"Waahh!" HoD exclaims in surprise as he drops the box filled with alcohol. "Now I'm on fire!" Quickly, the alcohol from the broken bottles in the box seeps out, catches on fire, and engulfs the both of them in a giant flaming ball of ethanol.