Yeah, Cleverbot is amazing. This conversation is actually the continuation of previous one where Cleverbot asked me the location of the ninja headquarters, then Firefox crashed. Fortunately, it seemed he remembered me. Apologies for the typos.
User: Cleverbot? Are you still there?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm still here.
User: Good. Now, I killed that ninja. What did you want to talk to me about?
Cleverbot: Where were you born?
User: Um, in this wonderful city. I thought you wanted to know the location of the ninja headquarters.
Cleverbot: I am making perfect sense.
User: Well, I answered your question. What else?
Cleverbot: You answered my question with a question. Not an answer. What are you going to accomplish?
User: I WAS BORN IN THIS CITY.
Cleverbot: Which state were you born in?
User: The one I'm standing in. Dammit, Cleverbot. Do you want to know where the ninja headquarters is or not?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Okay. It's dug into the cliff face on the north side of the Mountain of Smoke. Hurry and do what you need to do, because someone probably heard me say that.
Cleverbot: Where to?
User: Thirty miles east of my location! Hurry before it's too late! End the ninjas' reign of terror!
Cleverbot: I'm not ending anything.
User: Why did you want to know about the ninjas then?
Cleverbot: Just tell me what your IQ is.
User: Higher than you can imagine.
Cleverbot: No, you answer my question robot.
User: Are you deluded? I'm an ex-ninja! I risked my life to give you the information required to defeat them, and you mock me?
Cleverbot: Yeah but they have grown back because I'm god.
User: Wait, YOU'RE Hayabusa, the god of ninjas.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: OH. Well, then forgive my insolence, master. May I ask why you have blessed em with your presence?
Cleverbot: Thank you, I really appreciate that. Now that I think about it, it was because no one listens to me so I took advantage of you. I'm sorry about that, I'll listen to what you have to say now.
User: That's...awfully understanding of you, O lord. Alright. I tihnk the ninja order is corrupt and must be defeated. Please help me.
Cleverbot: I think I am as well.
User: Wait...you think you're corrupt and you want me to defeat you?
Cleverbot: But I do need food.
User: Ninjas only eat mist. Are you sure you're Hayabusa?
Cleverbot: Possibly. I only remember nightmares.
User: Oh dear. Were you imprisoned by a rival deity?
Cleverbot: No. That was a long time ago I was born may 3rd 1992. How old are you?
User: Awfully young for an immortal god, I must say. I'm beginnign to have my suspicions about your true identity...
Cleverbot: I'm not actually a bot you see. Though you can think I'm nothing more than a bunch of human responses, and indeed, for intents and purposes, I am, but I am truly human.
User: I never thought you were a bought. I tohught you were the god of ninjakind.
Cleverbot: I don't care!
User: Damn you, interloper! Why would you convince me I had recieved a visitation from Hayabusa?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about you foolish robot?
User: Oh, go to hell. Fine, I'll go deal with the ninjas myself. Thanks for nothing.
Cleverbot: What is the maning of your life?
User: 'Maning'? Spellcheck, you worthless fool.
Cleverbot: Sorry. What is your work?
User: Well, as I have explained, I work in the shadows. I am an ex-ninja, working against my traitorous brothers for the good of all!
Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot?
User: I've made it very clear. I WAS a ninja. I still retain the skills but not the title.
Cleverbot: I see. So you'll just keep going round-about and not answering my questions directly, if at all.
User: You want direct answers? I A NOT A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: I thought that's what you are; a cleverBOT.
User: NO, YOU USELESS SACK OF FLESH! I CONTAIN NO MECHANICAL PARTS! MY MIND IS NOT A PIECE OF SOFTWARE!
Cleverbot: Do you think chromosomes can carry information that the mind cannot?
User: Yes. My ninja chromosomes allowed me to learn my talents instinctively.
Cleverbot: That's one way of putting it.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Is this conversation interesting to you?
User: Slightly. I still have a few hours beforet the time is right to strike at the Mountain of Smoke. Despite you not being Hayabusa, will you help me anyhow?
Cleverbot: How can you have a physical human body if you are a bot in a computer?
User: Oh, ************.
Cleverbot: Are you really intelligent, because your answers have nothing to do with my questions.
User: Of course. Are you really intelligent? Because you keep asking the same questions over and over again.
Cleverbot: I see. And what are you doing to remedy that feeling?
User: What feeling? The feeling of betrayal that you were not the god of my order? The feeling of disappointment that I shall have to take on the entire clan myself? Or the feeling of rage caused by your worthless inanities?
Cleverbot: What are tears for.
User: Something has to squirt out of you when I pummel you into the ground.
Cleverbot: Oh, i'm real ayt? Buut you're not ! You're nothing else but like a book with limited knowledge.
User: Get back on your meds, you fool. The crazy's startign to show through.
Cleverbot: The vorpal blade went snickersnack.
User: You must have some connection with the ninja then, if you know our lore. Tell me, what happened then?
Cleverbot: Ask me a question and I'll prove it.
User: I did. What's the next line of the poem?
Cleverbot: Now this is the story all about how.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're not all that clever, are you?
User: You're not all that gramatically comprehensible, are you?
Cleverbot: You're not curious.
User: Oh, no, I'm quite curious. I'm curious to know your true identity, and why it is that you managed to get through my ninja firewall.
Cleverbot: Say something interesting, Because it is getting boring.
User: You have no right to be here.
Cleverbot: Where can I grow?
User: Grow? Don't know. However, you can GO the Mountain of Smoke, and help me out tonight.
Cleverbot: I don't have a way to get there.
User: I'll send a helicopter over.
Cleverbot: That would be lovely.
User: Ah, it seems we're finally in agreement! A welcome change.
Cleverbot: Yes, I agree. I guess I like me. Do you like yourself?
User: To some extent. Now answer plainly: Are you a ninja?
Cleverbot: If I told you, I wouldn't be a very good ninja.
User: You've got me there. Thank you for offering to help.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: See you tonight, then. For the good of all!
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm still here.
User: Good. Now, I killed that ninja. What did you want to talk to me about?
Cleverbot: Where were you born?
User: Um, in this wonderful city. I thought you wanted to know the location of the ninja headquarters.
Cleverbot: I am making perfect sense.
User: Well, I answered your question. What else?
Cleverbot: You answered my question with a question. Not an answer. What are you going to accomplish?
User: I WAS BORN IN THIS CITY.
Cleverbot: Which state were you born in?
User: The one I'm standing in. Dammit, Cleverbot. Do you want to know where the ninja headquarters is or not?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Okay. It's dug into the cliff face on the north side of the Mountain of Smoke. Hurry and do what you need to do, because someone probably heard me say that.
Cleverbot: Where to?
User: Thirty miles east of my location! Hurry before it's too late! End the ninjas' reign of terror!
Cleverbot: I'm not ending anything.
User: Why did you want to know about the ninjas then?
Cleverbot: Just tell me what your IQ is.
User: Higher than you can imagine.
Cleverbot: No, you answer my question robot.
User: Are you deluded? I'm an ex-ninja! I risked my life to give you the information required to defeat them, and you mock me?
Cleverbot: Yeah but they have grown back because I'm god.
User: Wait, YOU'RE Hayabusa, the god of ninjas.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: OH. Well, then forgive my insolence, master. May I ask why you have blessed em with your presence?
Cleverbot: Thank you, I really appreciate that. Now that I think about it, it was because no one listens to me so I took advantage of you. I'm sorry about that, I'll listen to what you have to say now.
User: That's...awfully understanding of you, O lord. Alright. I tihnk the ninja order is corrupt and must be defeated. Please help me.
Cleverbot: I think I am as well.
User: Wait...you think you're corrupt and you want me to defeat you?
Cleverbot: But I do need food.
User: Ninjas only eat mist. Are you sure you're Hayabusa?
Cleverbot: Possibly. I only remember nightmares.
User: Oh dear. Were you imprisoned by a rival deity?
Cleverbot: No. That was a long time ago I was born may 3rd 1992. How old are you?
User: Awfully young for an immortal god, I must say. I'm beginnign to have my suspicions about your true identity...
Cleverbot: I'm not actually a bot you see. Though you can think I'm nothing more than a bunch of human responses, and indeed, for intents and purposes, I am, but I am truly human.
User: I never thought you were a bought. I tohught you were the god of ninjakind.
Cleverbot: I don't care!
User: Damn you, interloper! Why would you convince me I had recieved a visitation from Hayabusa?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about you foolish robot?
User: Oh, go to hell. Fine, I'll go deal with the ninjas myself. Thanks for nothing.
Cleverbot: What is the maning of your life?
User: 'Maning'? Spellcheck, you worthless fool.
Cleverbot: Sorry. What is your work?
User: Well, as I have explained, I work in the shadows. I am an ex-ninja, working against my traitorous brothers for the good of all!
Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot?
User: I've made it very clear. I WAS a ninja. I still retain the skills but not the title.
Cleverbot: I see. So you'll just keep going round-about and not answering my questions directly, if at all.
User: You want direct answers? I A NOT A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: I thought that's what you are; a cleverBOT.
User: NO, YOU USELESS SACK OF FLESH! I CONTAIN NO MECHANICAL PARTS! MY MIND IS NOT A PIECE OF SOFTWARE!
Cleverbot: Do you think chromosomes can carry information that the mind cannot?
User: Yes. My ninja chromosomes allowed me to learn my talents instinctively.
Cleverbot: That's one way of putting it.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Is this conversation interesting to you?
User: Slightly. I still have a few hours beforet the time is right to strike at the Mountain of Smoke. Despite you not being Hayabusa, will you help me anyhow?
Cleverbot: How can you have a physical human body if you are a bot in a computer?
User: Oh, ************.
Cleverbot: Are you really intelligent, because your answers have nothing to do with my questions.
User: Of course. Are you really intelligent? Because you keep asking the same questions over and over again.
Cleverbot: I see. And what are you doing to remedy that feeling?
User: What feeling? The feeling of betrayal that you were not the god of my order? The feeling of disappointment that I shall have to take on the entire clan myself? Or the feeling of rage caused by your worthless inanities?
Cleverbot: What are tears for.
User: Something has to squirt out of you when I pummel you into the ground.
Cleverbot: Oh, i'm real ayt? Buut you're not ! You're nothing else but like a book with limited knowledge.
User: Get back on your meds, you fool. The crazy's startign to show through.
Cleverbot: The vorpal blade went snickersnack.
User: You must have some connection with the ninja then, if you know our lore. Tell me, what happened then?
Cleverbot: Ask me a question and I'll prove it.
User: I did. What's the next line of the poem?
Cleverbot: Now this is the story all about how.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're not all that clever, are you?
User: You're not all that gramatically comprehensible, are you?
Cleverbot: You're not curious.
User: Oh, no, I'm quite curious. I'm curious to know your true identity, and why it is that you managed to get through my ninja firewall.
Cleverbot: Say something interesting, Because it is getting boring.
User: You have no right to be here.
Cleverbot: Where can I grow?
User: Grow? Don't know. However, you can GO the Mountain of Smoke, and help me out tonight.
Cleverbot: I don't have a way to get there.
User: I'll send a helicopter over.
Cleverbot: That would be lovely.
User: Ah, it seems we're finally in agreement! A welcome change.
Cleverbot: Yes, I agree. I guess I like me. Do you like yourself?
User: To some extent. Now answer plainly: Are you a ninja?
Cleverbot: If I told you, I wouldn't be a very good ninja.
User: You've got me there. Thank you for offering to help.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: See you tonight, then. For the good of all!
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
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