Yeah, but less than 6 months later, one of my ex's best friends asked me out...we're still together...and we started dating over 2 years ago.IdealistCommi said:Ouch. One of my friends took my girlfriend from me a few years back. It's safe to say it sucked.NekoiHiokans said:Lol...I had a friend like that...I told her to prove it, well...she got stuck in the jeans and we had to have someone cut her out of them...I ended up taking her out the next day cause I felt bad...then she turned around and stole my bf from me...IdealistCommi said:I just cou;dn't stop laughing at this. The closest thing I've ever done to this is bring a pair of skinny jeans to a friends house for his birthday and told hin "If they fit, happy birthday. If not, then I have some cash." He said they didn't fit, but I think he was lying.NekoiHiokans said:This involved my friend's skinny jeans...she had changed into her work clothes and a bunch of our guy friends took turns trying the jeans on...she now has the imprint of theIdealistCommi said:That sounds like a average get-together of my friends.NekoiHiokans said:I had to tell a friend of mine to shut up today cause she kept saying things and my mind kept turning them around...it was horrible..,IdealistCommi said:I never done that before, but me and my friends will always make sexual gestures to each other while we're talking.NekoiHiokans said:I've done that...I also enjoy reading dirty fanfiction, then explaining it to my friends in detail.IdealistCommi said:Whenever my friend reads a fortune cookie, I"ll add "In bed" when their done reading.NekoiHiokans said:I often add "in the pants" to end of somethings...it gets really weird...IdealistCommi said:I just add "That's what she said" at the end of almost everything my friends say. Sometimes it is funny, other times it is makes no sense, which is still funny.NekoiHiokans said:I just turn everything into a dirty comment...it's a great talent of mine.IdealistCommi said:I didn't know we were talking about dirty comments. Those come out of me without knowing it.NekoiHiokans said:They don't time me, they watch and see how long it takes for a dirty comment to find it's way out...and apparently, it doesn't take very long. And I also love to de-rail conversations...I get slapped my friends for it sometimes.IdealistCommi said:Wait, your friends time you? I always de-reail the conversation when I see the best chance to do so.NekoiHiokans said:Yeah, my friends tell me that I have a 0.6 second turnaround time...I can't help that "over-encumbered" makes me chuckle...IdealistCommi said:Yea, sometimes I'm speak non-sequitur, and it throws my friends off completly.NekoiHiokans said:You'd be surprised how fast my mind hits the gutter...it's a creepy insano-speed.IdealistCommi said:That, and my mind can get off-topic really quickly.NekoiHiokans said:Maybe it's cause you can only talk about one thing for so long...topics can die pretty damn quickly.IdealistCommi said:Yup, same. Whenever I get qouted enough, me and the other person get off-topic somehow.NekoiHiokans said:Yeah, I noticed...that tends to happen with me some times.IdealistCommi said:Have you noticed how far off-topic we've gotten? It went from Invader Zim, to Arguments, to 7chan. It's pretty weird.NekoiHiokans said:You are one smart man...I only go onto 7chan these days to look for flash games and videos.IdealistCommi said:I'm just glad I've avoided #chan and /b/ in general. I've heard so much bad things about it.NekoiHiokans said:Well, I was on 7 chan recently and /b/ scared me. It was flashing bright colors and had fallingIdealistCommi said:Some of the stuff I find need more than just a shiver.NekoiHiokans said:Yeah, I found that side of the internet before.../shivers/IdealistCommi said:Well, not all the answers. Get to specific, and You can get some weird things.NekoiHiokans said:I really don't know, but there probably is somewhere...lemme check the internet...it has all the answers.IdealistCommi said:Wow, 6 years? Is there a record for something like that?NekoiHiokans said:I say oblivious, it took almost a whole year to realize that he liked me and it took him 6 years to admit that he had a crush on one of his friends.IdealistCommi said:either your bf is oblivious, are a comidic mastermind. It's your call.NekoiHiokans said:I get's funnier, cause he says that to me whenever our friends are around, and the majority of our friends are girls...many raised eyebrows.IdealistCommi said:That is just too funny.NekoiHiokans said:My bf just calls it the evil ways of women...IdealistCommi said:It's pretty apparent that you do.NekoiHiokans said:I just got mad skills like that...IdealistCommi said:You would Also win in a argument everytme against me apparently.NekoiHiokans said:My bf would like to think that wins all the arguments, but he has to admit that I do, cause I threaten to not buy him a PSN card or that new game he wants...works everytime!IdealistCommi said:Lol. He wins all of the arguments, only because he can put me in a arm lock.NekoiHiokans said:Awesome, I could tolerate him...I have a boyfriend. lol.IdealistCommi said:I have a friend like this. He is a huge fan of the office and of Halo 3. To hang out with him, you have to have a really high tolerance to bad jokes and arguments. I'm the only one thst has this.NekoiHiokans said:But she's the one and only Hayley-chan...also you'd have to have a high tolerance for fangirling over Kyouya from Ouran...thankfully I have this tolerance and I also fangirl with her.IdealistCommi said:I'd kill to have her as a friend.NekoiHiokans said:We just laugh at her, cause we know what she's talking about, then we start to spout off our own quotes...cause we're cool like that. Oh, she would kill you for that shirt, I bought her a plushie last time I went to Chicago and she knocked my ass over.IdealistCommi said:I'd do that, but my friends would just sit there with a dumb look on there face. I even have a shirt with him on it.NekoiHiokans said:Lol, I have a friend who has memorized almost everything that Gir has said, she often quotes him at random.IdealistCommi said:Yes, it does. And that is one of my favorite parts of the Escapist.NekoiHiokans said:Wow, Invader Zim has it's own little cult over here.IdealistCommi said:Non of my friends have heard of Invader Zim, which angers me.
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EDIT: YAY! My 500th post!