Unlikely last words

[Athol]

"Five buck says I can stop this train with my face!"

 

[UltraDeth]

Real....Bullets?...Uh
What's the awful smell?
I think I'm dying

 

[Squidden]

"What the hell does 'Garbage Day' mean?"

 

[Gahars]

"You know, I expected the poison would, I don't know... sting a little bit more. It tastes pretty bland if you ask me."

 

[gamepopper101]

"The gun isn't loaded, see?"

 

[lacktheknack]

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."
-Oscar Wilde's last words

 

[chif-ii]

"Wow honey, this chicken is delicious. What did you say was in the marinade?"

...which reminds me of a quote. A female politician once said to another, male politician (I think it was Winston Churchhill), "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee!" To which he replied, "If I was your husband, ma'am, I would drink it."

 

[Sam G]

"I wasn't wearing any."
Yeah, I don't have a clue; it's just the first thing that came to mind when I read the thread title.

 

[not_the_dm]

"Apparently, the Dice Gods smile upon you."

 

[Nouw]

"This is why you do not fuck with me!" -BANG!

 

[Scarim Coral]

Let see-
AIIEEE!!!
I bet I'll die first!
Danm I can't think of a final words to say! O wait...
No this does NOT make you bad ass!
Wow you're really a nice guy/gal!

 

[Voodoomancer]

"Don't worry, it's not like it's going to kill me..."

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

"'Bout bloody time!"

"You call that a flesh wound? THIS is a flesh wound!"

"Oh hi Mark."

 

[bulbasaur765]

"You would dare kill your own father!?"

 

[axelunatic]

"See you tomorrow!"

 

[Yoshemo]

"thats a lovely baby"
"here, have a million dollars"
"this strawberry soda is disgusting"
"lol gewd luk fnding me irl u n00bz"

 

[Naheal]

"Oh, for fuck's sa--"

 

[Geekosaurus]

'Watch this...'