Unnecessary Instructions

[Insanum]

Packet of cement:

"caution", Contains Cement"

 

[Froobyx]

My pills for arthritis

Wait what.
You are entirely too young to suffer from arthritis.

I have hip pain that goes to my knees an awful lot.. So my doctor thought it'd be useful to prescribe me Naproxen (for Rheumatoid (SP) Athritis and Muskuloskeltalblahblah and joint stuff. I just like the look on peoples faces when I say I'm taking arthritis pills. It wouldn't be funny if I did though

 

[timmytom1]

I think there was one for an iPod shuffle.

Do not eat your iPod

my reaction was one of ? followed by XD

Wait you`re not meant to eat them?? well that explains a lot of things...

 

[ddon]

bug spray 'do not put in reach of children or pets. said the same thing on a can of paint. its not like someone would think its a good idea to drink paint or directly breath in bug spray.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

On a box of Christmas lights, "For indoor or outdoor use only." So i guess I can't use them in my pocket dimension?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hairdryers that tell you "Do not operate while sleeping."

My sister saw that and "Do not use while in the shower" on her straitening iron.

 

[S53]

Toy Nerf Shotgun:

Pull trigger to fire gun. WTF?

 

[timmytom1]

I love buying milk from Tesco that just says 'May contain milk' on the side.
It fucking better contain milk.

You never know ,the milk could judt be painted on the inside of the container and when you open it a lion eats you

 

[Halfbreed13]

On a condom packet... 'Do no re-use'
We turned it inside out instead

There are so many things wrong with that sentence.

..and that, is how we got you Timmy!

 

[Rascarin]

On Lucozade: "This drink is not suitable for replacing the fluids lost during diarrhea."

 

[Halfbreed13]

New Heshey's bars have a hold spot and a rip spot, BUT IT DOESN'T WORK >.<
I just open it the old fashioned way to get me chocolates :d

 

[Halfbreed13]

On a condom packet... 'Do no re-use'
We turned it inside out instead

There are so many things wrong with that sentence.

..and that, is how we got you Timmy!

Out of a few shots of Whisky and a cheap prostitute?

That, and alot of whipped cream...

 

[AkJay]

Pop Tart Package:
1. Remove Pastry from pouch.
2. Put in Toaster
3. Eat.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I love buying milk from Tesco that just says 'May contain milk' on the side.
It fucking better contain milk.

You never know ,the milk could just be painted on the inside of the container and when you open it a lion eats you

That would be a fun experience. XD

"Yum! Milk-ARGHGLEMYFACEARGLE!

 

[spuddyt]

On Lucozade: "This drink is not suitable for replacing the fluids lost during diarrhea."

Actually that makes sense... its not designed to be an isotonic solution, but some people might assume that it would be since it has dissolved sugars and salts etc.
Oh, and on a swedish chainsaw: "Do not use on hands or genitals" someone help me out there, i'm curious?

 

[Froobyx]

I have hip pain that goes to my knees an awful lot.. So my doctor thought it'd be useful to prescribe me Naproxen (for Rheumatoid (SP) Athritis and Muskuloskeltalblahblah and joint stuff. I just like the look on peoples faces when I say I'm taking arthritis pills. It wouldn't be funny if I did though

Ah-ha.
Poor old girl.

I have arthritis in my ankle, but I broke it, so that's excusable, I think.
You just sound like you got screwed by genetics.

Prolly, I blame my mother... Her hips are bad too but she can dislocate one of hers at will. Mine just click all the time.

 

[Hippobatman]

Our Pepsi Max bottles say: "Drink then Swallow".

I'm not sure if it's required or if it's just for shits and giggles, but then again, there are a lot of silly people going around.

[sub]and I bet they all drink pepsi...[/sub]