"Well, at least they didn't rape him! Haha! Wait...this ain't the time to be laughing! Don't worry Emerson! I am by far the most qualified person to keep you alive!"
Thombur made a very unconvincing and awkward smile, and ripped part of his cloak off and wrapped it around the wound. The clueless dwarf attempted to feel his pulse, but of course was doing it completely wrong.
"Hmm...I think he is dead." He exclaimed rather plainly. "Oh, wait. No, hes alive. Just realized my finger wasn't in the right spot. Haha! He is alive after all!"
Thombur made a very unconvincing and awkward smile, and ripped part of his cloak off and wrapped it around the wound. The clueless dwarf attempted to feel his pulse, but of course was doing it completely wrong.
"Hmm...I think he is dead." He exclaimed rather plainly. "Oh, wait. No, hes alive. Just realized my finger wasn't in the right spot. Haha! He is alive after all!"