When the group enter the Azalea Town limits; Chell followed, by Steve and Beetle, ran right for the hair salon to get her new short hair done in a style that didn't say ripped out by douche nozzle.
"Please fix my hair." said Chell when she walked into the salon.
"Hey no problem little missy, I know just the thing!" said the barber
Chell said in the chair and the Barber worked his magic
=One Hair style later=
"Its wonderful thank you, Antonio" she said giving the barber a hug
"You wear it well, Chell" he said as she paid him.
She walked over to the waiting area where Steve and Blue Beetle were sleeping.
"Come on you two its not that bad." she said as the three head to the next stop,
"ARGH I'd rather be anywhere else right now" Muchlaxed Steve
"Aww come on buddy, its not so bad, least you aren't with that one jerk with the Mankey." Heracrossed Beetle with a shrug
"Good point, but its soooo boring." said Steve
"Aww Chin up, how much longer could we be..." said Beetle.
The three approached the local clothing store.
"I'm shopping for a new outfit." said Chell as they entered
Steve and Blue Beetle
DOUBLE FACEPALM 2X COMBO
=Several Hours, and 100s of outfits, Later=
The store was littered with discarded outfits, A brazzer managed to find its way on top of Blue Beetle's head. Steve was napping on a shitty pile of
horns dresses.
"I want this one" said Chell
The poor sales woman's eye twitched, and tears welled up, "B-b-but thats the first one you picked" she sobbed
"I know, I like it now" said Chell smiling politely, hand over the money
"Fine, take it and never come back"cried the woman, as Chell and her pokemon left the store, Chell already wearing her new clothes.
Ted Kord aka Blue Beetle and Chell felt the sudden urge to pose, like this just got real!
Chell's new Outfit and Hair, along with a picture of Blue Beetle the Heracross