Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

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alligabbi

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Hmm, let's see:

1 Iron Gym, Metal
3 Trophies, Marble Base, Small
Multiple Medals, Metal
1 Sword, Blunt
1 Shield
1 Ritual Dagger, 9 Inches Long
2 Pocket knives, One Swiss, One Camping
1 Pocket Spork, Metal
1 Shuriken, Sharpened, Metal
Innumerable Books, Various Weight, Including:
The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy (Compound Version)
Moby Dick
War And Peace
Various Officce Impliments, Imrovised Weaponry
1 PS3, Big Version, Heavy
1 Lamp, Light
1 Bedside Clock, Light Stone
1 Printer, Small
1 Safe Box, Small, Heavy
1 Shelf Of D&D Rule Books

I think I'm ready...
 

The Funslinger

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Galliam said:
I'm kinda unintentionally cheating with this one as Im currently sitting on a couch with a very sturdy, sharp and pretty dagger. In truth, my house has at least one weapon in every room I'd wager.
Don't worry, you're on the escapist, about 45% of us are armed to the teeth for a variety of reasons.

OT: Swiss army knife in my pocket, a hand-and-a-half sword (as in it's built to be wielded one handed and two handed.) racked up above my window, a can of deodorant and a lighter (I don't smoke, but hey, they're handy.) and some unpadded weights.

Pretty good, but it's a shame I'm not downstairs, my shotgun is propped against the wall.
 

sharptoast

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I'm in the office, a crow bar or the Swiss Army knife I use to open boxes, I could always hide in the safe if things get hairy :L

Edit- and why the hell are you people so damn well armed, if you lived in this country you'd be arrested for that sort of thing :L
 

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binnsyboy said:
Galliam said:
I'm kinda unintentionally cheating with this one as Im currently sitting on a couch with a very sturdy, sharp and pretty dagger. In truth, my house has at least one weapon in every room I'd wager.
Don't worry, you're on the escapist, about 45% of us are armed to the teeth for a variety of reasons.
Zombies.

I've got a display knife which would fall apart on the second blow but looks pretty intimidating. A functional knife which looks less intimidating but will more likely kill. My first choice would be my hammer though, easier to get a stopping blow in and I would be less likely to kill them.

Not that I'm particularly worried about killing someone who breaks into my home, doing that negates your right to live.
 

Anjel

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I'm at work... I have a hole punch, that thing is deadly when clicked rapidly! I have a crap ton of blu tac, so maybe I could just stick my assailant to the floor while I make my stealthy getaway.
 

Anjel

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Anjel said:
I'm at work... I have a hole punch, that thing is deadly when clicked rapidly! I have a crap ton of blu tac, so maybe I could just stick my assailant to the floor while I make my stealthy getaway.
This thread has made me realise how unprepared my employer is for a zombie apocalypse.
 

mayney93

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well i guess i'd use a screwdriver or smash open a glass bottle i have in my room, otherwise i'd use myself, am not a small guy after all, i'm a lover not a fighter, but am pretty sure i'd be able to land a pretty strong punch or to on them
 

barash

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Right outside my door and less than 1 metre from where I sit now I have a gladius. So lots of stabbity goodness for this geek.

Above the telly there's also a katana, wakizashi and a tanto so if the gladius buys me 5 seconds I can reach those as well ^_^
 

Gabanuka

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Why do half of you own swords?

Well since I'm in my bedroom I dont have much. Guess I could throw War and Peace at them.
 

Magikarp

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Why the hell is almost everyone here armed to the teeth? The only sharp things I have are a swiss army knife & a 6 inch nail.
 

CrystalShadow

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Let's see... Largish bit of wood that vaguely resembles a staff...
Some kitchen knives (Open plan kitchen XD),
uh, the sword attached to the wall... (Not so great in a confined space, really)
Umbrella...

Hmm. some nasty things around, but nothing really all that great for defending against someone who is already inside.
 

Hinro

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If a burglar was to go into my room I would through my suitcase at them to have them stumble backwards and then close the door and knock my bookshelf over so they have a harder time getting in. I would then get to work assembling my bow. I wouldn't use it if I had the choice but I would in self defense.
 

Anjel

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Top Hat said:
Why the hell is almost everyone here armed to the teeth?
^this.

I think it is because gamers seriously believe in a zombie apocalypse.