Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[Eternalsun]

The ability to open doors with one hand!

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

the ability to sense when someone is going to say "Go go Gadget --" then teleport to their location to interrupt them and finish th phrase, and be teleported back.

 

[Necrofudge]

I can fly, but only when asleep.

 

[asam92]

i have the ability to leap over buildings, as long as these buildings are no more than 4ft tall and 2 ft wide.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

I can kill people by simply miving my finger....to squeeze the trigger.....of a rifle

 

[sukkafree]

The power to fix most things by giving it a good hit/smack/whatever you want to call it, or having the motivation to do something, but lose it almost immediately.

 

[energetic]

The power to control shoelaces, not string, not rope, but shoelaces alone. Though it'd actually be useful when running away from someone you could trip them to buy yourself more time.
That or magic mime powers like the abilities to trap yourself and others in invisible boxes, lean against invisible walls and NEVER fall! and climbing invisible ropes! Damn the more i think about these the more fun they sound.
How about the power to annoy anyone and everyone.

 

[davethemongoose]

The ability to make a complete and total tit of myself without the aid of alcohol!

 

[GhostKnifeFish]

To know about something as it happens in front of me.

 

[imnot]

the ability to stand on duckling's wherever it is.

 

[Striker501]

I have the ability to ignore everyone in the room i am currently in.

 

[Delicious Anathema]

I have no refractory period.

And no girlfriend.

 

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[Last Valiance]

I cna kill you with my brain.