Video Game Protagonists you hate

[Vault101]

Isaac Clarke, I just bought Dead Space, and the whole missing wife thing is pretty damn uninteresting when Isaac is a robot with advanced motor skills.

Trust me, that's a lot better than hearing him speak.

I havnt watched any trailers Imm sure his voice isnt that bad

Oh, it is. Not kidding one bit.

specifics? dose he sound too whiney or somthing? anyway I doubt they are going to completly ruin his personality like they did Samus, I think it was a good thing to have him speak if we are going to identify with him and he probably wont open his mouth every two seconds to sprout some kind of necro-morph related one liner

 

[DenSomKastade]

Kaiori from SSX tricky, she is completely useless. Almost no good tricks, slow speed and negative stability.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Isaac Clarke, I just bought Dead Space, and the whole missing wife thing is pretty damn uninteresting when Isaac is a robot with advanced motor skills.

Trust me, that's a lot better than hearing him speak.

I havnt watched any trailers Imm sure his voice isnt that bad

Oh, it is. Not kidding one bit.

specifics? dose he sound too whiney or somthing? anyway I doubt they are going to completly ruin his personality like they did Samus, I think it was a good thing to have him speak if we are going to identify with him and he probably wont open his mouth every two seconds to sprout some kind of necro-morph related one liner

It just didn't fit with his established not-character. Google the trailers yourself, you'll see what I mean.

 

[Drummie666]

Samus in Other M. Do you need more information after that?

 

[ozimmer]

Jack Marston. John Marston has to go through all that shit in the game so that his family is kept safe and doesn't want his son to have the life he had and get a decent education and what happens? Oh, he goes and does the exact same god damn thing. Never have the words "Son, I am disappoint" been so relevant

 

[FirstOne617]

Ezio struck me as pretty much a murderous dick. After Leonardo gives you the gun attachment for your gauntlet, Ezio runs across the street, kills three unsuspecting city guards with it, and then runs back to Leonardo to say "I love it! Thanks a bunch!" Stop looking so cheerful, you douche, you just committed a triple homicide to try the thing out.

I mean, a lot of those guards are just trying to do their jobs. Telling you that you aren't supposed to be on those rooftops is perfectly valid!

I like Ezio, especially compared to Altaïr, but he took a hit in Brotherhood when he decided not to kill main baddies. He cheerfully murders the city guards just doing the job they were hired to do, then spares the people who gave them those jobs. Come on, man, really?

Anyway, I definitely dislike Jack from ME2. Can't stand her at all. I also hated Kreia from KOTOR 2. Also, Eliwood from Fire Emblem. That guy sucked.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

How many people are going to say "Tidus because he winges!"

Tidus from FFX. For the last time you whiny prick it isn't YOUR story. It is Yuna's.

Now that's there is hilarious.

OT: I'm going to go with Joaquim from Shadow Hearts 2. He just... irritates me. Like, so much I could punch the screen.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

How many people are going to say "Tidus because he winges!"

Tidus from FFX. For the last time you whiny prick it isn't YOUR story. It is Yuna's.

Now that's there is hilarious.

OT: I'm going to go with Joaquim from Shadow Hearts 2. He just... irritates me. Like, so much I could punch the screen.

I noticed it to, lol. I'm not trolling. I honestly hated that self-entitled man-child.

 

[Azaraxzealot]

alex mercer. there's no way i could sympathize with his cause because of his reckless disregard for life.

still. that game is one of my favorite games ever simply because of its concept

 

[kypsilon]

Starkiller in The Force Unleashed 2.

 

[Knusper]

Alex Mercer. His only real hobby is eating people.

 

[Ben Agar]

Ezio struck me as pretty much a murderous dick. After Leonardo gives you the gun attachment for your gauntlet, Ezio runs across the street, kills three unsuspecting city guards with it, and then runs back to Leonardo to say "I love it! Thanks a bunch!" Stop looking so cheerful, you douche, you just committed a triple homicide to try the thing out.

I mean, a lot of those guards are just trying to do their jobs. Telling you that you aren't supposed to be on those rooftops is perfectly valid!

You might like this then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYWGBqh1v_w

 

[CleverCover]

The protagonists from Star Ocean:TLH

Played it for five minutes. Wished the ship actually did blow up.
Watched my brother play it. Wished the monsters would do the universe a favor and kill the entire group.
Watched it online. Clicked it off after Two Minutes.

And I usually adore RPG's about Space.

 

[knight56]

Anyone from Black Ops except Hudson.

Everyone else is forgettable, overly rowdy, jacked up on testosterone and universally have bad voice actors. (Woods being the exception only because he hams it up)

Hudson is just bland enough for me not to care.

 

[darksakul]

Tidus FF X
Who ever you play as(Commander?): Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun
Selffie FF VII
Hope FF XIII
Sora Kingdom Hearts Series
Guy Final Fight
Master Higgins Adventure Island Series
The Kongs Donkey Kong Country (I will only reconize the Original DK and Junior from the old arcade games)
Captain Falcon F Zero
Megaman.exe Megaman NT series (I do not even acknowledge the existence of Star Force)
Shadow the Hedgehog
Any Pokemon Protagonist other than Red (fuck Ash) and Gary
Master Chief Halo Series
Laura Croft

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Niko Bellic. After CJ from San Andreas, Niko was just boring.

This is so true. I hated Niko Bellic because he was so boring.
Also, Master Chief.

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

John Marston, i want to roast his balls on an open fire.

Wow, looks like i really hate him.

 

[kingcom]

John Marston, i want to roast his balls on an open fire.

Wow, looks like i really hate him.

I hated him too, he is one of the biggest moron protagonists i've played in a while.

 

[Adam Green]

The new hero of Fable 3 (Bestiality)
Aya from Onechanbara (Smug annoying slag)
Tidus from FFX (Just because he's a nob in general)
Anyone in Eternal Sonata (gives you a serious case of The Gay)
Imphy from N3 (overly smug and too addicted to killing innocent people, trying to be like Pyramid Head with an army)
Rival in Pokemon R/B/Y/FR/LG ("Yeah, I'm gonna choose the elemental strenth to your starter and totally rape you with its final form". Then again, I did name him "Douche", so all's fairish)