Video Game Protagonists you hate

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MetroidNut

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Samus in Other M. Samus's character was hinted at by previous games, particularly Fusion and Zero Mission; Other M crushed all of that subtle characterization in a single, massive swoop. Samus is apparently whiny, annoying, and in possession of more psychological issues than the average New Vegas character. (Most of her dialogue alternates between "gee I miss the baby Metroid" and "gee I hope Adam likes me".)
 

Baby Eater

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My most hated protaginist is you. Yes you, the player.

Take anygame where you are the protaginist like Oblivion or Fallout. No one has ever made it through either game without being pricks to the general population in disturbingly creative ways.
 
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linkvegeta said:
axis5 said:
Vanille from FF XII. So goddamn whiny.
I believe you mean hope, vanille does not whine at all, she is happy and trys to cheer everyone up. but hope is a whiny little brat so i fixed that for you.
Yep, he definitely means Hope. Vanille is the girl who you wouldnt trust more than 30 paces away from a mental ward. Cant blame him tho for the mistake. All the FFXIII characters sucked in general, along with the game itself
 

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Ezio struck me as pretty much a murderous dick. After Leonardo gives you the gun attachment for your gauntlet, Ezio runs across the street, kills three unsuspecting city guards with it, and then runs back to Leonardo to say "I love it! Thanks a bunch!" Stop looking so cheerful, you douche, you just committed a triple homicide to try the thing out.

I mean, a lot of those guards are just trying to do their jobs. Telling you that you aren't supposed to be on those rooftops is perfectly valid!
 
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Baby Eater said:
My most hated protaginist is you. Yes you, the player.

Take anygame where you are the protaginist like Oblivion or Fallout. No one has ever made it through either game without being pricks to the general population in disturbingly creative ways.
Hey, thats not true. I played Fallout 3 and all I did was blow up a city, kill civilians, rob every other person then kill them, and also... on 2nd thought, you may have a slight point there...
 

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Hmmm...
Cloud from FFVII, Squall from FFVIII, and Vaan from FFXII for starters. Whiny little buggers.

And then there's Madison Paige from Heavy Rain. A useless bit of eye candy with no real purpose to an otherwise good game.
 

Baby Eater

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Kendell Cambridge said:
Baby Eater said:
My most hated protaginist is you. Yes you, the player.

Take anygame where you are the protaginist like Oblivion or Fallout. No one has ever made it through either game without being pricks to the general population in disturbingly creative ways.
Hey, thats not true. I played Fallout 3 and all I did was blow up a city, kill civilians, rob every other person then kill them, and also... on 2nd thought, you may have a slight point there...
Sadly, that's pretty restricted compared to me. On Oblivion I made a spell that froze someone, killed them, brought them to life again, then made them explode.

I used that spell on literally everything.
 

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Kratos, The guy is a complete utter asshole, and I even thought that in 1 when he was supposed to be likable
 

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ReservoirAngel said:
Video game devs can't always get characters right, and in most games there's always at least ONE playable protagonist that we have a negative reaction to, ranging from disliking to outright hating them.

Here we share those hatreds. Or we don't and the thread slips into obscurity. Whatever.

I'll begin first and piss off 99.99% of the male population here with my 3 most disliked video game protagonists:

Lara Croft
Duke Nukem
Cloud Strife
All three, I feel, are understandable.

Anyways, for me, Link. I never trust a guy that doesnt talk, cuz its always the quite ones that turn on you.
 

Vault101

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Wabblefish said:
I disliked Miranda in Mass Effect 2 just because of the fact they've over sexualized her too much, I know she is supposed to be a "perfect woman" but whatever.

It's just hard to pay attention when she has such a big ass. On another note I was playing Heavy Rain last night and Madison Paige is probably the only video game character I've been really, really attracted to maybe because she is designed and motion captured from a real person.

Also my favorite video game protagonist is Gordan Freeman, I finished all of the first Half Life back when I was in school still and it was painstakingly hard then the second game came out and at the time it was best thing ever and I really grew attached to the character even if he had no personality.
Im surprised, alot of people seem to have a problem with freeman because of his no personality, but I did get attachted to him

I think the one thing that makes him a standout charachter is the fact that he is a scientist (the glasses gotee) this simple little thing makes him memorable and well known, the fact that he isnt just some solder or typical action hero

its also all the charachters around him, they bring him to life in a way
 

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Baby Eater said:
Kendell Cambridge said:
Baby Eater said:
My most hated protaginist is you. Yes you, the player.

Take anygame where you are the protaginist like Oblivion or Fallout. No one has ever made it through either game without being pricks to the general population in disturbingly creative ways.
Hey, thats not true. I played Fallout 3 and all I did was blow up a city, kill civilians, rob every other person then kill them, and also... on 2nd thought, you may have a slight point there...
Sadly, that's pretty restricted compared to me. On Oblivion I made a spell that froze someone, killed them, brought them to life again, then made them explode.

I used that spell on literally everything.
I loved the lock spell in morrowind vuz you could lock villagers in small spaces and you could escape prison wait for the jailer to come get you run out and lock the door on him XD
 
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Baby Eater said:
Kendell Cambridge said:
Baby Eater said:
My most hated protaginist is you. Yes you, the player.

Take anygame where you are the protaginist like Oblivion or Fallout. No one has ever made it through either game without being pricks to the general population in disturbingly creative ways.
Hey, thats not true. I played Fallout 3 and all I did was blow up a city, kill civilians, rob every other person then kill them, and also... on 2nd thought, you may have a slight point there...
Sadly, that's pretty restricted compared to me. On Oblivion I made a spell that froze someone, killed them, brought them to life again, then made them explode.

I used that spell on literally everything.
And THAT is why u rock. Be proud of at least being able to think of new and innovative ways to make Hades the most powerful Greek god
 

Vault101

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Baby Eater said:
My most hated protaginist is you. Yes you, the player.

Take anygame where you are the protaginist like Oblivion or Fallout. No one has ever made it through either game without being pricks to the general population in disturbingly creative ways.
ha! wrong! fallout 3 I was whiter than white, I helped everyone I could find and was never even rude to anyone, I only killed those who deserved it!

that was untill I found a ghoul wearing some sunglasses I wanted........well gouls don't count anyway!
 

Baby Eater

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Kendell Cambridge said:
And THAT is why u rock. Be proud of at least being able to think of new and innovative ways to make Hades the most powerful Greek god
Thank you thank you. I'm a fan of Hades and support his plan for killing everything in funny ways.

Smithburg said:
I loved the lock spell in morrowind vuz you could lock villagers in small spaces and you could escape prison wait for the jailer to come get you run out and lock the door on him XD
Or use a paralyze spell on someone after baiting them to swim after you to the ocean XD


Vault101 said:
ha! wrong! fallout 3 I was whiter than white, I helped everyone I could find and was never even rude to anyone, I only killed those who deserved it!

that was untill I found a ghoul wearing some sunglasses I wanted........well gouls don't count anyway!
My grandmum's a ghoul! Yes it starts with a ghoul with awesome shades. Then you see a citizen with an awesome hat in a quiet ally, then you don't even bother with the clothes you just kill BECAUSE THAT'S WHO YOU ARE! YOU NEED TO KILL!
 

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SL33TBL1ND said:
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Isaac Clarke, I just bought Dead Space, and the whole missing wife thing is pretty damn uninteresting when Isaac is a robot with advanced motor skills.
Trust me, that's a lot better than hearing him speak.
I havnt watched any trailers Imm sure his voice isnt that bad

and I don't object to charachters gaining voices I think it can work and I do prefer it, except in the case of Metroid Other M....but that was becasue she was put in the wrong hands
 

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John Marston.

He's just a huge asshole. He has no regard for anyone, constantly threatens people to get his way, and is just an asshole.

I mean yeah I guess he had a good reason, but still, he was an asshole.
lol in a world full of assholes, he was probably the least asshole-y.

OT: Fucking Mario. I don't quite know what it is about him but I fucking hate him.
 

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Vault101 said:
SL33TBL1ND said:
Romidude said:
Isaac Clarke, I just bought Dead Space, and the whole missing wife thing is pretty damn uninteresting when Isaac is a robot with advanced motor skills.
Trust me, that's a lot better than hearing him speak.
I havnt watched any trailers Imm sure his voice isnt that bad
Oh, it is. Not kidding one bit.
 

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The Night Shade said:
Gordon Freeman and Master Chief why? are they so famous WHY??????
can't say the same about master cheif but My theory on Freeman is because hes somthing different to your common solder, I find him likeable even though he has no personality I think it has somthing to do with the charachters around him