It's just as well you didn't say anything, I would just put it down as nothing special. I would use a quip about eating it for breakfast and go back to my prophetic Jello civilization.Joos said:
"Wait...Did it just move?."--Oldest food in your fridge.
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I actually just remembered something else.
Back when we moved into the house we are currently living in, my father was working on the attic of the garage. He had a cup of coffee that he placed off to the side, in between the stairs and the wall. Well, he forgot it. A few years later, I found it. It had become a gel of some kind. I stuck a pen in it. Then, I forgot about it. No-one knows about this cup (I covered it so that it wouldn't be found). The pen was gone within 2 years. The fucking gel coffee dissolved a pen. I don't want to touch the cup (which is ceramic, so the cup won't dissolve) to dispose of it. It scares me. Plus, it's been another 4 years since it dissolved the pen. I hesitate to think of what lives in that cup
Back when we moved into the house we are currently living in, my father was working on the attic of the garage. He had a cup of coffee that he placed off to the side, in between the stairs and the wall. Well, he forgot it. A few years later, I found it. It had become a gel of some kind. I stuck a pen in it. Then, I forgot about it. No-one knows about this cup (I covered it so that it wouldn't be found). The pen was gone within 2 years. The fucking gel coffee dissolved a pen. I don't want to touch the cup (which is ceramic, so the cup won't dissolve) to dispose of it. It scares me. Plus, it's been another 4 years since it dissolved the pen. I hesitate to think of what lives in that cup
Best I can manage is a six year old jar of pickles. I typically keep my fridge pretty clean, but that was the exception.
My first night at university I ordered Chinese take out, and I put the soup that I didn't end up eating in my fridge. It eventually got buried behind sodas, beers and other items and when I cleaned out my fridge at the end of the year it was still there. The color had completely changed and it smelled nasty. Had to cover my nose and carry it out with gloves.
Cottage Cheese the last time someone opened it was when Mom made braddica (home made perogies) and that was for my 10th (i'm 17) maybe it has some civilization on it but i'll let it develop atheist then swoop down in a Godly Fashion
When my uncle passed away about 4 years ago we had to clear out his stuff. Among the odds and ends (This junk took months to go thru) We found several cases of 'crystal clear pepsi'. This means he had pop in storage for about 11 years or so.
He also had, I shit you not a few cans in an open case of Billy Beer. For those who don't know this was endorsed by 39th president of the unit states Jimmy Carter's brother. (This beer was discontinued in i believe 1978 it was about 2004 when we found it.)
PS three cans of billy beer sells for about $60 on eBay.
He also had, I shit you not a few cans in an open case of Billy Beer. For those who don't know this was endorsed by 39th president of the unit states Jimmy Carter's brother. (This beer was discontinued in i believe 1978 it was about 2004 when we found it.)
PS three cans of billy beer sells for about $60 on eBay.
It's always casserole. there are always leftovers, which no-one ever eats, so they get stuck in the freezer in a tupperware container. Every time we have a fridge cleanout, which is usually every 2-3 years or so, we find one or two mysterious boxes of it. What bothers me is how it looks so perfectly preserved...like we used formalin or something...and how there always seem to be more boxes of it than there were original casserole meals....
i new someone who was given a kitkat that was older than he was (he was 18 at the time).
ive had yoghurt in the fridge thats been there a couple of months and was very hairy. ive got a jar of jam thats going mouldy. one of my house mates likes making random concoctions and one of them has been left for over a month and absolutely stinks!
ive had yoghurt in the fridge thats been there a couple of months and was very hairy. ive got a jar of jam thats going mouldy. one of my house mates likes making random concoctions and one of them has been left for over a month and absolutely stinks!
The other day, me and my friends were at my place. One of them got hungry, so we ventured upon a milk crate. "I´ll have that", she said. She drank it, then she spit the ancient baverage over the sink. The damn thing was green and creamy. I tried some of it and I almost slipped into a coma. Awfull.
Not fridge, but similarly related...
I was given an easter egg when i was 6, it had a green wrapper, and i still remember the two holes in the foil which showed its chocolaty goodness inside. Such goodness in fact, that I never ate it...
I hid it in the back of my cupboard, hidden away from all the scary things in the world, like parents who may throw it away
I checked it, on and off, for 11 years, and it always sat there, content, happy with life
My beacon of hope
I checked it one morning, there it was, happy and green, went off to school where a discussion similar to this one came up, and I told of my epic egg
Many did not believe me, one person so much so that he decided to find out for himself
He visited to see the egg
The egg was gone
I was the last to leave the house, first to arrive back
August 19th, it was a Tuesday, cold, humid, partially overcast
I remember it like it was yesterday
Oh egg, where did you go?
I was given an easter egg when i was 6, it had a green wrapper, and i still remember the two holes in the foil which showed its chocolaty goodness inside. Such goodness in fact, that I never ate it...
I hid it in the back of my cupboard, hidden away from all the scary things in the world, like parents who may throw it away
I checked it, on and off, for 11 years, and it always sat there, content, happy with life
My beacon of hope
I checked it one morning, there it was, happy and green, went off to school where a discussion similar to this one came up, and I told of my epic egg
Many did not believe me, one person so much so that he decided to find out for himself
He visited to see the egg
The egg was gone
I was the last to leave the house, first to arrive back
August 19th, it was a Tuesday, cold, humid, partially overcast
I remember it like it was yesterday
Oh egg, where did you go?
