Ways to mess with people.

[ckam]

Here's a good one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI (It has something to do with telemarketers)
Clap when there is a mentioning or portrait of Hitler. That'll get some people to think you're crazy.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Openly announce your opposition to the popular thing at that moment.

 

[Player 2]

Get on their computer and make an image of their desktop with all their icons in place. Then set that image as their desktop and delete or move all their icons.

Does anybody know how to delete the recycle bin? or move it entirely to another folder (not just create a shortcut)? Its getting in the way of doing this to my brother.

Just do the following

Right click --> Highlight "Arrange Desktop Icons" --> Click on "Show Desktop Icons" so the check mark is removed. This will hide them all.

Or be a real ass and place some of the actual icons over the pictures so some work while others won't for obvious reasons.

Great, thanks. I'm off to be a real ass now.

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Find a crowd and cut onions whilst in said crowd.

Find a crowd and give everyone free tinfoil hats.

Get some toy guns and find mannequins best suited to the needed stance and tape the guns onto the mannequins. Ski masks and the such for bonus points.

Find a dead mouse and replace their computer mouse with the dead mouse/put the computer mouse inside the dead mouse.

Hold your hand in a gun shape point it at someone's face and say, "Game over" then get a friend to pop a paper bag right next to their ear.

Get some plasticine and ask for molds of parts of someones body.

Get one of those fake baby dolls, some very lightly cooked meat that's bloody and some fake blood if needed. Put the blood on the baby, cut the head off(and dump the body) and proceed to eat the meat messily and loudly whilst looking crazily at the blood covered head.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

If you are in school and you're in a computer room, if the person opposite you goes to do something or is away from their computer for some reason quickly unplug their keyboard then plug your one into theirs then type loads of creepy messages like, "Hey (insert name here) how's it going?". Hilarity ensues

 

[Bob the Average]

get on a crowded elevator wait till no one is talking and start yelling for people to shut up as crazed and as loud as possible.

 

[RobertLee09]

Put on a turban and wear a backpack then go on any public transport, i guarantee you alot of people will leave

 

[Plinglebob]

The best one I've heard is to walk into a Pharmacy when its fairly crowded, yell "I NEED DRUGS!!" and then walk out.

 

[LilGherkin]

I'd take a lesson from the Twilight Zone and do a whole "Shatterday" thing where the guy ends up accidentally calling his home number and realizes there's a second copy of himself somewhere else.

 

[Syndef]

I spider-walked around in a daycare once. Some of the children laughed, but a lot of them screamed.

 

[Harlemura]

One of my friends keeps calling for someone's attention and then asking what they wanted.
Amuses me, anyway.

 

[clicklick]

By showing them this :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqRYS0K3UU

 

[SeanTheSheep]

as you are doing this slowly bring the carrot over their shoulder

Oh, my god, out of context that would make me scream.

Also, the best way is to just walk next to someone and ignore them completely, just walking next to them

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

Start talking about something. Then, mid-sentence, yell, smack your hand really hard against a table, or do something else surprising.

"So I was talking to this guy and he asked HOLY CRAP A BIG SPIDER!" Like that.

 

[SpikeyGirl]

Simple, go up to someone and tap them on the shoulder saying 'Tag, you're it'

Alternatively walk up to someone and ask loudly about his or her *Insert STD of choice here* make one up if you have to and say its highly contagious.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Make death threats after harmless statements then go back to normal. Say for instance, when someone just asks me something completely normal:

Friend: You going on WoW tonight?
Me: I swear to god if you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to break your neck and burn your house down...I should be, yeah.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Sorry to revive a dead-ish thread, but somehwere down tyhe back of the internet, ages ago so no link (sorry) I heardthat a couple of people recorded a baby crying and taped it to a doll, then threw it like a rugby ball around the park

 

[smyco]

when you are outside, get a bunch of gravel or sand or grass or anything (maybe even crack). hide it in your pocket and wait to go in. seem like your looking for something in your locker and wait 'till everyone is gone. finally, pour the things into their bag or locker and keep an eye on them when they open up their bag/locker. it is more anomynous and effective then this tank.



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[oZEROo]

I didn't have time to read the whole thread so I'm sorry if anybody had any similar ideas but these are two things my friend and I thought of one day when we were bored
1. When walking down a fairly small road with a friend, have your friend cross the street and get ready, when a car starts to drive up, crouch down together and lean back pretending you are pulling a rope, works better at dust, I don't know why but people almost always slow down lol, like two people are really going to make a car crash with a rope?
2. This is fun to do in public, preferable a staircase or somewhere individual people walk through, talk with your friend and when you notice someone walking up have your friend (or yourself) start saying "so I really like the new Reverend at church," and right as the person walks by have the other person say "yeah but he raped me," I have gotten SO many double takes from people haha.