"I knew it!! I'll tell him the story of 'The Ugly Barnacle'."
Looking at the Merc, "Not 'bad' as in 'sad', bad as in 'garbage'. A story so bad that any book that contained the story would try to burn itself out of shame for even having it in its pages."
Looking at the Merc, "Not 'bad' as in 'sad', bad as in 'garbage'. A story so bad that any book that contained the story would try to burn itself out of shame for even having it in its pages."