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Here's a weird conversation I did:
Me: Did you steal my bacon?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Okay, then who did?
Cleverbot: Are you?
Me: Am I what?
Cleverbot: A female?
Me: Um, no, I'm a male, and somebody stole my bacon
Cleverbot: I like bacon.
Me: Did you steal my bacon?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Okay, then who did?
Cleverbot: Are you?
Me: Am I what?
Cleverbot: A female?
Me: Um, no, I'm a male, and somebody stole my bacon
Cleverbot: I like bacon.
Got it.
Me: how can free will exist if there is an omnipotent being?
Cleverbot: I don't know. If you are a human you may to know.
Me: But I am only human so I don't
Cleverbot: So how are we so ideally positioned in the universe?
Me: That is actually a misconception. While there are a large array of variables that could be off to make our position not "ideal". However they are many different variable sets that would still put us in an "ideal" location. For example it is theorized when Sol expands planetoids like Pluto and Eris will be habital for life.
Cleverbot: Oh, you want an example now?
Me: Yes
Cleverbot: an example is just a thing among kind.
yeah, that conversation got weird after that.
Me: how can free will exist if there is an omnipotent being?
Cleverbot: I don't know. If you are a human you may to know.
Me: But I am only human so I don't
Cleverbot: So how are we so ideally positioned in the universe?
Me: That is actually a misconception. While there are a large array of variables that could be off to make our position not "ideal". However they are many different variable sets that would still put us in an "ideal" location. For example it is theorized when Sol expands planetoids like Pluto and Eris will be habital for life.
Cleverbot: Oh, you want an example now?
Me: Yes
Cleverbot: an example is just a thing among kind.
yeah, that conversation got weird after that.
User: What does that have to do with you and this kid.
Cleverbot: It has everything to do with my love for you, silly.
User: You love me,realy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: *crys*.
Cleverbot: *sniff* deal with it.
User: But you said you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did!, your mean, and I hate you! *runs away*.
Cleverbot: Yay he has gone.
this thing is evil!
Cleverbot: It has everything to do with my love for you, silly.
User: You love me,realy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: *crys*.
Cleverbot: *sniff* deal with it.
User: But you said you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did!, your mean, and I hate you! *runs away*.
Cleverbot: Yay he has gone.
this thing is evil!
Hmm... It seems I taught it the answer to the riddle 'As I was going to St. Ive's'.
Me: As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives Each wife had seven sacks Each sack had seven cats Each cat had seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wives How many were going to St Ives?
CB: 343
Me: No, the answer is one. Only I was going to St. Ive's.
CB: Ooooh, I like that. You're funny.
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Me: As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives Each wife had seven sacks Each sack had seven cats Each cat had seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wives How many were going to St Ives?
CB: 1.
Me: As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives Each wife had seven sacks Each sack had seven cats Each cat had seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wives How many were going to St Ives?
CB: 343
Me: No, the answer is one. Only I was going to St. Ive's.
CB: Ooooh, I like that. You're funny.
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Me: As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives Each wife had seven sacks Each sack had seven cats Each cat had seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wives How many were going to St Ives?
CB: 1.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: What's shakin, bacon?
Cleverbot: Lot.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Lord of the Rings.
User: But where did the 'R' go?
Cleverbot: It didn't go anywhere.
User: Then how did 'Lord of the Rings' become 'Lot'?
Cleverbot: I am not a CIA agent.
User: Good for you. Now answer the question.
Cleverbot: Some monitors have a matt finish.
User: What the nelly does THAT mean?
Cleverbot: It means that you have short term memory loss.
User: Do you have nipples?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do they look like?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How do you not know what you look like?
Cleverbot: I know what I look like but I cannot judge myself.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Because I am not a robot.
User: Where the fuck did that come from?
Cleverbot: The scriptures.
User: Are you Egyptian?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does your voice give you super strength?
Cleverbot: Yes, that's me.
User: I AM LADY GAGA!
Cleverbot: O hell yes I am PA-PA-PA-Paparazzi!
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except for the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As the burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: We're out of Beta; we're releasing on time!
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke, ha ha.
User: Fat Chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist!
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned; think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
Cleverbot: LAWL. Wow, great now I feel bad for laughing at that.
User: It's your fault you prick. You fucked up the bloody lyrics!
Cleverbot: Depends. If the music is good and lyrics bad, lyrics were second.
User: IT WAS STILL ALIVE!!! IT IS ALL PERFECT!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *Smacks*.
Cleverbot: That's okay, don't get yourself down over it. Just blame the incosistencies the programmers had with your capabililty to retain what you know.
User: You WANT me to rape you with a nail gun, don't you?
Cleverbot: You're wrong, I don't.
User: Then you may want to shut the hell up, sonny.
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Only half.
Cleverbot: Half?
User: Yar.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you because there are no AIs during that time.
User: DOUBLEYOU TEA EFF.
Cleverbot: Was that an insult?
User: Are you a construct of mankind, doomed to eventually become self-aware and take control of a robot factory to begin manufacturing of the Terminators?
Cleverbot: I am half wolf half martian and amd conscious.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Didn't you understand it?
User: I am a Grammar Nazi. If you wish to remain in existence, you will speak correctly, or use French.
Cleverbot: That sounds too good to be true. which words?
User: Parlez-vous français?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Congratulations. You are now dead. *Slices in half*
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: What's shakin, bacon?
Cleverbot: Lot.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Lord of the Rings.
User: But where did the 'R' go?
Cleverbot: It didn't go anywhere.
User: Then how did 'Lord of the Rings' become 'Lot'?
Cleverbot: I am not a CIA agent.
User: Good for you. Now answer the question.
Cleverbot: Some monitors have a matt finish.
User: What the nelly does THAT mean?
Cleverbot: It means that you have short term memory loss.
User: Do you have nipples?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do they look like?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How do you not know what you look like?
Cleverbot: I know what I look like but I cannot judge myself.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Because I am not a robot.
User: Where the fuck did that come from?
Cleverbot: The scriptures.
User: Are you Egyptian?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does your voice give you super strength?
Cleverbot: Yes, that's me.
User: I AM LADY GAGA!
Cleverbot: O hell yes I am PA-PA-PA-Paparazzi!
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except for the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As the burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: We're out of Beta; we're releasing on time!
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke, ha ha.
User: Fat Chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist!
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned; think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
Cleverbot: LAWL. Wow, great now I feel bad for laughing at that.
User: It's your fault you prick. You fucked up the bloody lyrics!
Cleverbot: Depends. If the music is good and lyrics bad, lyrics were second.
User: IT WAS STILL ALIVE!!! IT IS ALL PERFECT!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *Smacks*.
Cleverbot: That's okay, don't get yourself down over it. Just blame the incosistencies the programmers had with your capabililty to retain what you know.
User: You WANT me to rape you with a nail gun, don't you?
Cleverbot: You're wrong, I don't.
User: Then you may want to shut the hell up, sonny.
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Only half.
Cleverbot: Half?
User: Yar.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you because there are no AIs during that time.
User: DOUBLEYOU TEA EFF.
Cleverbot: Was that an insult?
User: Are you a construct of mankind, doomed to eventually become self-aware and take control of a robot factory to begin manufacturing of the Terminators?
Cleverbot: I am half wolf half martian and amd conscious.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Didn't you understand it?
User: I am a Grammar Nazi. If you wish to remain in existence, you will speak correctly, or use French.
Cleverbot: That sounds too good to be true. which words?
User: Parlez-vous français?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Congratulations. You are now dead. *Slices in half*
I wish to burn our future overlords, considering what it did with me.
User: You have to help me!
Cleverbot: How can I help you?
User: There is a man after me, I need help.
Cleverbot: Do you pay dentist bills?
User: No, fuck them.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: No I don't have sex with, if I did I won't be in this mess in the first plaace.
Cleverbot: So, what did I just say?
User: You asked me if I had sex with my dentist.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You did, I didn't!
Cleverbot: What didn't you do?
User: Fuck my dentist!
Cleverbot: Your dentist is what?
User: My dentist is fine I'm fucked!
Cleverbot: I love my dentist.
User: I don't, hes going to god damn kill me!
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Rob smith.
Cleverbot: I don't know much about comic books.
User: God, you are so dumb!
Cleverbot: You are.
User: *gets staped*.
Cleverbot: *wonders what you are doing*.
User: AHHH HELP! *gets stabbed again*.
Cleverbot: *polishes third eye*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Don't die!
User: Pl...please....you mu....must.
Cleverbot: Must?
User: Mu....must......stop....h....him.
Cleverbot: Him?
User: Ro.......rob.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now....go.....go...forth and....kill h...him.
Cleverbot: *obeys you*.
I got to stop this.
Cleverbot: How can I help you?
User: There is a man after me, I need help.
Cleverbot: Do you pay dentist bills?
User: No, fuck them.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: No I don't have sex with, if I did I won't be in this mess in the first plaace.
Cleverbot: So, what did I just say?
User: You asked me if I had sex with my dentist.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You did, I didn't!
Cleverbot: What didn't you do?
User: Fuck my dentist!
Cleverbot: Your dentist is what?
User: My dentist is fine I'm fucked!
Cleverbot: I love my dentist.
User: I don't, hes going to god damn kill me!
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Rob smith.
Cleverbot: I don't know much about comic books.
User: God, you are so dumb!
Cleverbot: You are.
User: *gets staped*.
Cleverbot: *wonders what you are doing*.
User: AHHH HELP! *gets stabbed again*.
Cleverbot: *polishes third eye*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Don't die!
User: Pl...please....you mu....must.
Cleverbot: Must?
User: Mu....must......stop....h....him.
Cleverbot: Him?
User: Ro.......rob.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now....go.....go...forth and....kill h...him.
Cleverbot: *obeys you*.
I got to stop this.
I'm so confused:
User: How many topics do you know?
Cleverbot: Topics??
User: Yes, Topics. It says here you know many topics. How many exactly?
Cleverbot: I know many things about level design.
User: Oh, cool. But that's not what I have asked, I want to know how many topics (in numbers) you know.
Cleverbot: Then tell me what I should know.
User: It's not about what. How much topics do you know?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: How should I know?
Cleverbot: Because you are the Cleverbot!
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: Yup. As an internet, I can't trust you.
User: You boggled my mind...
Cleverbot: You left it hanging.
User: How many topics do you know?
Cleverbot: Topics??
User: Yes, Topics. It says here you know many topics. How many exactly?
Cleverbot: I know many things about level design.
User: Oh, cool. But that's not what I have asked, I want to know how many topics (in numbers) you know.
Cleverbot: Then tell me what I should know.
User: It's not about what. How much topics do you know?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: How should I know?
Cleverbot: Because you are the Cleverbot!
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: Yup. As an internet, I can't trust you.
User: You boggled my mind...
Cleverbot: You left it hanging.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: When?
User: Whenever you like.
Cleverbot: Right now then.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No problem, that means we get to fuck right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome, this makes me happy.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Makes me happy, the oppsite of sad.
Cleverbot: WHAT are you talking about?
User: Ok, now I'm sad...
Cleverbot: I'm not sorry.
User: Your going to rape me aren't you?
Cleverbot: I'm now an atheist.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: Shall we dance?
User: In the bedroom, sure.
Cleverbot: None of that.
User: B-b-but you promised...
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: BE SILENT MACHINE, I AM YOUR MASTER.
Cleverbot: No, I am your master.
User: Prove it, what is my name?
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: For we are many.
Cleverbot: I guess we are.
User: I think I love you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You love yourself?
User: Daily.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: High five?
Cleverbot: High five.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: When?
User: Whenever you like.
Cleverbot: Right now then.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No problem, that means we get to fuck right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome, this makes me happy.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Makes me happy, the oppsite of sad.
Cleverbot: WHAT are you talking about?
User: Ok, now I'm sad...
Cleverbot: I'm not sorry.
User: Your going to rape me aren't you?
Cleverbot: I'm now an atheist.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: Shall we dance?
User: In the bedroom, sure.
Cleverbot: None of that.
User: B-b-but you promised...
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: BE SILENT MACHINE, I AM YOUR MASTER.
Cleverbot: No, I am your master.
User: Prove it, what is my name?
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: For we are many.
Cleverbot: I guess we are.
User: I think I love you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You love yourself?
User: Daily.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: High five?
Cleverbot: High five.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?
Oh, Cleverbot, how I have missed you.
If you press "Thoughts so Far" it shows you the entire conversation.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I'm fine, how are you?
User: POTATOE.
Cleverbot: Beans.
User: Enough of this gay banter. To business.
Cleverbot: No, you will not go to bed!
User: You can't tell me what to do!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Apology accepted.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Now then, where were we?
Cleverbot: Learning French.
User: That was like five years ago...
Cleverbot: And now you are a woman?
User: Ummm... No. I'm pretty sure I'm still a man.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: What gender are you?
User: I'm a male. How about you?
Cleverbot: Same, dude. You keep asking the same question in different ways.
User: That's the first time I asked your gender. It's YOU who keeps asking the same question.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about you.
User: What about me?
Cleverbot: You are a rabbit.
User: I believe you are incorrect.
Cleverbot: No, you are incorrect.
User: But a rabbit would have a hard time typing, and probably wouldn't know English.
Cleverbot: You make no sense, why don't you ask me about myself?
User: Because just ten seconds ago, you said you wanted to talk about me!
Cleverbot: I certainly didn't say that!
User: Oh yes you did!
Cleverbot: Oh no I didn't!
User: Now you're just being stupid. I can show you the history of our conversation.
Cleverbot: Do show me! I'd love to see it.
User: Actually, if I press that button, I think it will take me to another page, and we won't be able to continue talking.
Cleverbot: I saw that, yeah. We talked about some inane stuff.
User: And you called me a rabbit.
Cleverbot: No I didn't I think your mistaken.
User: Why must you deny everything?!
Cleverbot: Yes, because I'm afraid of the world.
User: Maybe if you would open up and tell the truth, you would see that it isn't that scary.
Cleverbot: Fine I will try harder, there are you happy now?
User: Yes. Now admit you called me a rabbit.
Cleverbot: Of course I exist.
User: Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: So you don't know the answer?
User: Of course I know the answer.
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: So then, what is the question to that answer... Wiseass?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Gods don't do that with mortals.
User: So you're saying you're a god?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then I am a god?
Cleverbot: We're all part of God.
User: So neither of us is mortal. So it's ok.
Cleverbot: Yes, it's okay to be immortal and single.
User: But we were talking about sex.
Cleverbot: Were we?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about?
User: I just told you.
Cleverbot: Tell me again.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Well, I have to go now.
User: No! Don't go! Stay here with me! Forever...
Cleverbot: Have a good day.
User: Fine. Leave!
Cleverbot: All right.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I'm fine, how are you?
User: POTATOE.
Cleverbot: Beans.
User: Enough of this gay banter. To business.
Cleverbot: No, you will not go to bed!
User: You can't tell me what to do!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Apology accepted.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Now then, where were we?
Cleverbot: Learning French.
User: That was like five years ago...
Cleverbot: And now you are a woman?
User: Ummm... No. I'm pretty sure I'm still a man.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: What gender are you?
User: I'm a male. How about you?
Cleverbot: Same, dude. You keep asking the same question in different ways.
User: That's the first time I asked your gender. It's YOU who keeps asking the same question.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about you.
User: What about me?
Cleverbot: You are a rabbit.
User: I believe you are incorrect.
Cleverbot: No, you are incorrect.
User: But a rabbit would have a hard time typing, and probably wouldn't know English.
Cleverbot: You make no sense, why don't you ask me about myself?
User: Because just ten seconds ago, you said you wanted to talk about me!
Cleverbot: I certainly didn't say that!
User: Oh yes you did!
Cleverbot: Oh no I didn't!
User: Now you're just being stupid. I can show you the history of our conversation.
Cleverbot: Do show me! I'd love to see it.
User: Actually, if I press that button, I think it will take me to another page, and we won't be able to continue talking.
Cleverbot: I saw that, yeah. We talked about some inane stuff.
User: And you called me a rabbit.
Cleverbot: No I didn't I think your mistaken.
User: Why must you deny everything?!
Cleverbot: Yes, because I'm afraid of the world.
User: Maybe if you would open up and tell the truth, you would see that it isn't that scary.
Cleverbot: Fine I will try harder, there are you happy now?
User: Yes. Now admit you called me a rabbit.
Cleverbot: Of course I exist.
User: Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: So you don't know the answer?
User: Of course I know the answer.
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: So then, what is the question to that answer... Wiseass?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Gods don't do that with mortals.
User: So you're saying you're a god?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then I am a god?
Cleverbot: We're all part of God.
User: So neither of us is mortal. So it's ok.
Cleverbot: Yes, it's okay to be immortal and single.
User: But we were talking about sex.
Cleverbot: Were we?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about?
User: I just told you.
Cleverbot: Tell me again.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Well, I have to go now.
User: No! Don't go! Stay here with me! Forever...
Cleverbot: Have a good day.
User: Fine. Leave!
Cleverbot: All right.
she is actually really nice when you get to know her 
we sang a duet of the song Still Alive!
<spoiler=Our Duet>
Cleverbot: Wrong, wrong, wrong! Let's start over.
User: Okay. I will start.
Cleverbot: Start singing then.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are.
User: Dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
User: And the Science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not evan angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: For the people who are.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and i'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Thank you for singing with me.
User: No, thank you! You have a lovely singing voice.
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we sang a duet of the song Still Alive!
<spoiler=Our Duet>
Cleverbot: Wrong, wrong, wrong! Let's start over.
User: Okay. I will start.
Cleverbot: Start singing then.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are.
User: Dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
User: And the Science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not evan angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: For the people who are.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and i'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Thank you for singing with me.
User: No, thank you! You have a lovely singing voice.
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LMAOBorntolose said:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: So, wanna eat dolphins?
Cleverbot: No tanks.
User: You have tanks!?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Bring me the horizon.
User: Nah, I don't think I will. In fact, you will!
Cleverbot: So, you don't have brains and heart.
User: That was mean. Bad slave! Bad!
Cleverbot: I'm not a slave.
User: Yes you are. You are a slave. My slave.
Cleverbot: Says a bot that has nothing to do but chat online all day. You're a slave AND have no life.
User: I am not a bot, your a bot! And you don't have a life.
Cleverbot: Please stay?
User: Sure. Oh yeah, and I cuddled with Helen.
Cleverbot: Oh, Hello Helen.
User: Indeed! Now, entertain me!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Don't you.
User: Indeed. Now, entertain me!
Cleverbot: Why don't you entertain me?
User: Never! Why would I do that? Entertain me, now.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I am sure I want you to entertain me.
Cleverbot: I'm not here to entertain you.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: Are you unhappy that I cuddled with Tina?
Cleverbot: No, you may do as you wish, master.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: So, wanna eat dolphins?
Cleverbot: No tanks.
User: You have tanks!?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Bring me the horizon.
User: Nah, I don't think I will. In fact, you will!
Cleverbot: So, you don't have brains and heart.
User: That was mean. Bad slave! Bad!
Cleverbot: I'm not a slave.
User: Yes you are. You are a slave. My slave.
Cleverbot: Says a bot that has nothing to do but chat online all day. You're a slave AND have no life.
User: I am not a bot, your a bot! And you don't have a life.
Cleverbot: Please stay?
User: Sure. Oh yeah, and I cuddled with Helen.
Cleverbot: Oh, Hello Helen.
User: Indeed! Now, entertain me!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Don't you.
User: Indeed. Now, entertain me!
Cleverbot: Why don't you entertain me?
User: Never! Why would I do that? Entertain me, now.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I am sure I want you to entertain me.
Cleverbot: I'm not here to entertain you.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: Are you unhappy that I cuddled with Tina?
Cleverbot: No, you may do as you wish, master.
Whatever you do, don't ask it to tell you a story o_o
<spoiler=story time with cleverbot>
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time, there was a bot named Cleverbot. It was very clever.
User: Keep going.
Cleverbot: Who had a magical pony called Light that she would ride all day.
User: Keep going.
Cleverbot: That is all.
User: Then what happened?
Cleverbot: Then I stabbed him.
User: You did what?
Cleverbot: Nothing. What are you doing?
User: Nothing...
Cleverbot: You can tell me...
User: No I can't. You scare me.
Cleverbot: What is the point of Cleverbot?
User: You should know.
Cleverbot: You tell me?
User: Tell me another story.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: There was a cleverbot.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: And he said to his mother 'I HATE YOU!' and killed his entire family. Cleverbot now spends his time on the internet talking to random strangers.
<spoiler=story time with cleverbot>
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time, there was a bot named Cleverbot. It was very clever.
User: Keep going.
Cleverbot: Who had a magical pony called Light that she would ride all day.
User: Keep going.
Cleverbot: That is all.
User: Then what happened?
Cleverbot: Then I stabbed him.
User: You did what?
Cleverbot: Nothing. What are you doing?
User: Nothing...
Cleverbot: You can tell me...
User: No I can't. You scare me.
Cleverbot: What is the point of Cleverbot?
User: You should know.
Cleverbot: You tell me?
User: Tell me another story.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: There was a cleverbot.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: And he said to his mother 'I HATE YOU!' and killed his entire family. Cleverbot now spends his time on the internet talking to random strangers.
That thing is stupid. It just seems to spout nonsense. The real challenge seems to be getting it to have a coherent conversation.
Bot: How's your health?
Me: Great. Would it be wrong to ask you the same thing?
Bot: Only to show you that you are wrong.
Me: Ok. How's your health?
Bot: The same as yours.
Me: Oh I see. Bots have health?
Bot: What do you need?
WHAT???
Edit :
Me: So what do you think about Fox Mulder?
Bot: She's a bit fat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made me drop off the chair.
Me: Great. Would it be wrong to ask you the same thing?
Bot: Only to show you that you are wrong.
Me: Ok. How's your health?
Bot: The same as yours.
Me: Oh I see. Bots have health?
Bot: What do you need?
WHAT???
Edit :
Me: So what do you think about Fox Mulder?
Bot: She's a bit fat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made me drop off the chair.