Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[Doomsday11]

You look like Tomas vamarlin(Its errie how much I do

And you look like a younger version of my husband...

 

[Quaxar]

I sleep in a nice way... I mean what the hell?

"Your skin is like porcelin, I can see your veins!" It was daytime and the sun was out, so the complimenter wasn't a vampire.

Yeah, got that "nice veins" compliment too. Interestingly more than once from more than one person. I am now carrying a pointy stick and hammer with me at all times, just to be sure...

 

[Saargston]

I've gotten quite a few hair-brained compliments in my time. I find that a lot of girls give me a heads-up when they like my hair. Of course, because it's always the ugly ones who compliment me, I tend to shower them little to no attention.

 

[Gaderael]

A few. Like, I have nice eyebrows, said by different girls, on different occasions. I've been told that women would kill for how full my hair is, and that I have a cute butt. I've also been told that being "Squishy" is a good thing. Yeah......

 

[hey_iknowyou]

I've been complimented on my cheekbones before. I thought that was pretty weird.

 

[WolfLordAndy]

"Your stuble is very spikey, in a good way!"

Was slightly confused... but got off with the nice young lady later on that eve, I miss student life.

 

[Junkle]

I have been told that I have a nice jawline. Admittedly, the person it was coming from has known me for a good 17 years or so, so she's allowed to say things like that.

Still, kind of strange.

I've also been complimented on my eyebrows (like some other people), except that I was asked if I plucked them, they apparently looked so nice. I was weirded out slightly.

 

[Sleekgiant]

"You look purdy" said to me by a drunk old man *shudders*, I think I need some mind bleach

 

[SwimmingRock]

I was told by a friends parents that I speak with a "CNN accent". That was 9 years ago and I still don't know what it means. The confused look on my face led the mother to state that it's a good thing, but even she couldn't explain why.

 

[RedShift]

Let's see... One girl told me she liked me for my teeth. It was less disturbing then it sounds.

 

[Paksenarrion]

One of my huge guy friends (and I mean HEUG) tried to give me a bear hug but ended up bruising his arm on my chin. He yelled, "HOLY CRAP! YOUR CHIN BRUISED MY ARM!"

That is apparently my superpower.

 

[Johnny Cain]

"You're squishy."

Enough said.

 

[SeksEin]

I was told I look like a young Humphrey Bogart.

 

[dex-dex]

i went into work one day after having a shower and my co-worker said to me "you smell really clean"

i was very weirded out by it and he meant that i don't smell like coffee and really bad dishpit smell (smells like an animal died)


i have had many odd ones but this one sticks out the most

 

[Hirushia]

At the mall I was stopped by a random person and told I have thick eyes. I gave a strange look, and he looked like I was erratically misunderstanding what he said, then he assured me it was a compliment.

 

[Skobvs]

"You have very long eyelashes, can I have them?" Said to me by a girl. I was quite weirded out by that. She was staring at my eyes for about 10 mins prior to that. She is one of "those" people tho, really nice, slightly strange in ways.

 

[Kamaitachi]

A girl told me I have a "hot body"

I was like : ....