Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[CloakedOne]

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[CloakedOne]

I have been told by several people that I have beautiful eyelashes. As a man, I'm not sure what to think about that.

 

[Legendsmith]

At one point when I had long hair (as a result of not having a good reason to get it cut) a girl asked me if she could "have" my hair. I took it as a complement.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Someone once told me I look like Antonio Banderas. Weird.

I'm hoping you replied by opening up your guitar case and gunning them down.

 

[Julianking93]

People tell me I look like a really hot girl.

That's better than looking like an ugly girl I guess.

I've also been told I look like a skinny panda.

Yeah...

 

[Hazy]

"You're pretty cute for a nerd."

"...Thanks?"

 

[Luke5515]

Well not me peronally, but my sister has been told that she's the kind of person who'd sneak into someones house, kill them in their sleep, and then go home and sleep like a baby.
She took it as a compliment.

 

[Call4Duty]

"You look like a Norwegian supermodel."

I was taken aback. I'm a red-haired, average-skinned (ie. not pale) Canadian...

 

[DarkRyter]

"If I was going to be killed by someone, I'd want it to be you"

Told to me by my best friend.

 

[OmegaXzors]

I ran for ASB President (as a joke) and my entire speech was quite literally bashing upon the failure of the schools usage for appropriate funding, sports is the only thing that signals flares on the school newspaper, and that the "minority" of the school is what keeps the school afloat. I had several teachers criticize me and a few appraise me. It was a weird day for me. I didn't want to be ASB President at all. My friend Jake just wanted to see if I had the balls to run. I have so much self respect that I couldn't turn that down.

 

[blalien]

I used to have a skin condition (which I won't go into here) that required me to rub a cream on my face every day. One side effect was that my ears became very shiny. I got a lot of compliments for my prominent ear lobes.

 

[Hazy]

I have been told by several people that I have beautiful eyelashes. As a man, I'm not sure what to think about that.

Seems you and I are in the same boat, I'm afraid. :S

 

[Brian Hendershot]

"You'd be really hot if you worked out."

"Wow those calf muscles area massive! I wish mine were like that!"

But those are not as bad as this one

Girl to me as we are making out "You smell like my dad"

 

[DancingInTorchlight]

The first, last and only time I got drunk, I decided it'd be a good idea to run through the house naked. My then-housemate said to me the next morning, "Dude, do you realise that you have a pretty... Thing?" For the record, my then-housemate was a six foot three burly scottish man.

That was the weirdest compliment I ever received, and also the day I swore off alcohol.

 

[FeralPhantom]

A girl was came up to me at lunch in middle school and said "I like your jeans, they're all ripped and holey." then walked off before I could respond. I never saw her again, but me and all my friends had a nice round of WTF afterword.

 

[serialver]

"Mate, you look well old with that beard; well bet you could get into bars and the like!"

I was 20 at the time. He did mean it as a compliment, I think.

You'd be surprised how many years a beard adds to you. I'm pretty short for my age so I don't look 19 at all, but if I grow a beard I don't get ID'd if I buy alcohol. Shaved it off, bought some more the next day, got ID'd, go figure.

Of course, only needing to be 18 rather than 21 to buy alcohol in this country helps.

Then there is me, I will ID people with beards more then not, because I like to mess with people.

I was told once that I make people very akward when they first meet me.
Also that I can not censor my thoughts but that is good because I am honest... or some crap.

 

[Johnmw]

My GF constantly tells me she wants my eyelashes... I never knew how much girls spend on eyelashes!

Totally off topic:

someone's mum does a pretty good job then.

You win for having an avatar of Pilkington!

EDIT back on topic:

Well let's see; while I was stretching in my P.E class a girl told me that I was looking sexy. Weird time to say it but hey, she was hot and she called me sexy even though I was just stretching so who cares?

A girlfriend of an American friend of mine talked on the phone with me for a while (since my friend Eric was taking a dump at the time) and the next day he told me that his girl friend was talking about how incredibly hot my voice was for hours and that she wanted to talk to me again just to hear my voice (it was really weird).

And this one girl said that I smelled as fresh and clean as her vagina after she showers (this one takes the cake for me).

you sir/madame have just won this thread.

 

[Bato]

Girl to me as we are making out "You smell like my dad"

For some reason girls think it's hot if you smell like their dad.
If a girl says that to you, yeah you have her hooked.

Now it's my turn! I used to get a lot of complements about my hair when it was long, and girls liked to play with my hair a lot. It was weird, but didn't care.
And I do nothing special to my hair, at all. I just.. wake up in the mornings and do nothing to my hair, except maybe brush it if I looked like Dr. Weird with some crazy bed head.

 

[notruenonsequitur]

"you are a very comfortable person"

 

[Lou]

Friend: "Hah! You look like you're homeless! Awesome!"

Me: .. Thanks?


Apparently, the new "Bum" look is in fashion.