Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[knumpify]

had a guy in a headlock at jiu-jitzu when he muffled from my armpit "your armpit smells like hotel soap, it's really nice, kinda aesthetic." It threw me off my guard long enough to almost pin me

 

[Bladecatcher]

A guy told me that I looked like a "cool person to know." The weird part wasn't that a gay guy was hitting on me, I was actually kind of flattered. The strange part was that that wasn't the first time someone had said that exact same thing to me- or the first time I was hit on by a guy.

 

[Blue Musician]

Mm, I have quite eyes, so someone asked me if she could have them, then another girl said I couldn't today, tomorrow she would bring a knife and get them out of her... Wierd, yet somewhat funny.

Another girl said that I speak really well, although I don't, I cannot say the "r" letter very well and most of the time they don't understand me.

I think there are more, I will edit if I can remember.

 

[joshuaayt]

"Dude, it's cool, the way you move the mouse so slowly when you're sniping dudes"

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

One girl told me I looked like Shah Rukk Khan. I took it as a compliment.I told my mom the same day. She slapped me because to her Abhishek Bachchan is a WAY better actor.

I wish I was joking.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Someone told me that i had a nice back one time.

A back? Like how can a back be attractive?

Were you shirtless at the time? Because then you can definitely have an attractive back. I mean, people can see that you do.

OT: I don't get a lot of weird compliments, actually. Although people compliment my name, which is odd, because I didn't pick it and didn't have to put in any effort to get it. But I take it graciously anyway.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

I was told I have a nice forehead... I'm not sure what they meant by that.

 

[Entreri481]

Went to the doctors with some sort of flu, the female doctor was feeling my stomach, and complimented me on it's muscle... kinda wierd.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

That my eyes are unearthly and haunting..ok thanks I guess

 

[philzibit]

I was complemented for being white by a black girl last night

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Didn't exactly remember how it went but it went something like this:

Friend of mine: Dude, you've got the most kickass way of talking ever.
His GF: Why don't you have a Girlfriend yet?

My 1st reaction: Wait, what?

my second reaction: wait, wat?

 

[Klarinette]

"You look like a really hot girl who worked in advertising for too long"

Whaaat? What does that even mean?? What did you say?

I was complemented for being white by a black girl last night

Hahaha, what the hell? You can be complimented for that? It's like complimenting a cat for being a cat.

One girl told me I looked like Shah Rukk Khan. I took it as a compliment.I told my mom the same day. She slapped me because to her Abhishek Bachchan is a WAY better actor.

I wish I was joking.

I kind of screwed up my face and tilted my head. Wow

OT: Errrm... "You're so cool!" Not that it's a weird compliment, but I found it kind of lame. She was going all fangirl about me for some reason. I just couldn't believe she actually said that.

This one wasn't at me, but I did hear someone say, "Wow, you have such nice posture!" Uhhh.. thanks?

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

One of my co-workers said that I must have great balance because I have unusually large feet for a girl my height (Let's just say I'm very short and...I won't say my shoe size. Touchy subject. Q.Q). I GUESS that was supposed to be a compliment, buuuuuttt it kinda hurt my feelings.

A girlfriend of an American friend of mine talked on the phone with me for a while (since my friend Eric was taking a dump at the time) and the next day he told me that his girl friend was talking about how incredibly hot my voice was for hours and that she wanted to talk to me again just to hear my voice (it was really weird).

Ohhh I'm sorry, I would totally say that. I wouldn't hesitate to be that weirdo girl. I've got a thing for voices...it's such a turn-on. Strangely enough my fiancé's voice is just kinda... normal. There are just some people that I could listen to for HOURS (looking at you Morgan Freeman)!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with liking voices, I admit that even though I'm not big on voices, If a girl has a nice voice than I do tend to get drawn to her. But my biggest turn on for girls is long hair, I LOVE long hair on girls. I would be the guy to give a girl a weird compliment about her hair. Oh and what I described above was weird (mostly awkward since it was my friends girlfriend being drawn to me) at the time but it made me realize just how much girls love my voice so it ended up boosting my confidence

 

[Sleekgiant]

I have been told by several people that I have beautiful eyelashes. As a man, I'm not sure what to think about that.

Seems you and I are in the same boat, I'm afraid. :S

*has sudden memory jolt* Oh crap me too, by a lot of girls that were jealous

 

[Hazy]

I have been told by several people that I have beautiful eyelashes. As a man, I'm not sure what to think about that.

Seems you and I are in the same boat, I'm afraid. :S

*has sudden memory jolt* Oh crap me too, by a lot of girls that were jealous

Gentlemen, then there is only one logical solution to this predicament.

We shall don our suits, fedoras, canes, and take a trip around the world to cause envy to millions of women everywhere.

I shall see you at dawn.

 

[XoXoButterflyXoXo]

Some guy said i have nice fingers

 

[NotAPie]

"Aww you have nice little butt! *Grab*"
I was seriously like "" for the whole time.

 

[the_dancy_vagrant]

"You don't get messed with because you look like you'd stab a guy"

Said by one of my friends when we were talking about the fact that unlike the rest of them, no random asshole has ever tried to start a fight with me or anything. Basically they were saying that I look intimidating, which I take as a compliment.

Oh, and Furburt also said that I look like Kurt Russell.

I've also gotten the Jesus comparison a couple of times.

I've gotten similar ones to the 'no one messes with you' compliment before. As in "man, dancy, you're a chill guy and all but I bet if you got pissed off not even a bullet would be able to stop you".

When I let my beard and hair grow out I was accused of looking like Zack Wylde by a drunk in some bar. Didn't know how to take that one except with an uncomfortable "....uh, thanks..?".

 

[Vorpals]

I've been told thay my eyelashes are pretty and that my eyes are very dark.

The former was confusing because I'm a guy, the latter was just random.

 

[Cakekey]

Someone once said "You're the baddest good person I know" in Guild Wars... I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

I have pretty eyelashes.

...and I'm a dude. I wasn't sure how to take that.

I get that too!

So, what that makes three of us? Ever since I was a little kid, older women have always loved my long eyelashes, though I'm not so fond of them. And something I've been getting a lot lately is girls thinking I'm gay, and saying they do because I'm "just so nice." I didn't know that heterosexuality was an antonym for kindness.