Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[AdamRBi]

"You look Pretty."

Now I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "How is that strage at all?"
Until you realize that was from a Fortune Cookie.

 

[Caligulove]

"Honestly, I once wondered if you might have been meant to be a girl's best gay friend... just sayin"
-my girlfriend

 

[Superior Mind]

When I went to my Army training the Corporal in charge of our Platoon one night decided we were all going to get our hair shaved off. I looked like a cancer patient so I took a photo of myself looking miserable and sent it to my Sister. She showed it around and I got a text from my Mumsie saying "You have a nice shaped head."

Thanks Mum.

 

[PixieFace]

Well, um.

When I was a scrawny, shy freshman in high school, I once got swarmed by about seven people, surrounding me and petting my hands. Keep in mind the school was very urban and violent so the image was very out of character and a little traumatizing since these kids often carried knives.

"Girl, how you get your hands so soooft? You like a baby butt, all over."
"Look at this girl, how she got that soft skin, what lotion she use."
"Oh, my god, how you do that? You born like this? How come?"

One of the most surreal moments ever.

I've also been told that I look like "a tulip", whatever that's supposed to mean. I've been told that I have "big, shiny green marbles instead of normal eyes". I've been told "You look exactly like Luna Lovegood. I had a crush on Luna Lovegood." That, and I looked an Easter egg. What.

Oh, can't forget this one. "Oh my god. I can't stop staring at your hair. I've been looking at it for the past thirty minutes. Can I touch it? Can I play with your hair?"

D: I feel so uncomfortable, all of the time.

"You look Pretty."

Now I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "How is that strage at all?"
Until you realize that was from a Fortune Cookie.

Hahaha! This cracked me up! Thank you.

 

[Da Joz]

People tell me I have a sexy chin. I just don't get it.

 

[MuddShark6]

A drunk redneck yelled "Happy Halloween" at me in the middle of winter time whilst I was walking home from the bar. I think because I was wearing a Misfits hoodie? Maybe? But I like Halloween so I took it as a compliment.

 

[Reep]

"You have really cute butt."

From a multiple female acquaintances of mine.

Being a gentleman, I never really have an answer for it. I think they might just be fucking with me.

Same with me, but from two guys, its kinda weird, since im also a guy..

 

[Lisolet]

"holy shit i can see all your veins let me poke them"
"you are so white if i put a piece of paper on your skin the paper would disappear"
"your pale as a buttfuck" (close friend not sure where the word buttfuck came from)

I sleep in a nice way... I mean what the hell?

"Your skin is like porcelin, I can see your veins!" It was daytime and the sun was out, so the complimenter wasn't a vampire.

Yeah, got that "nice veins" compliment too. Interestingly more than once from more than one person. I am now carrying a point stick and hammer with me at all times, just to be sure...

I think we should band together for protection, maybe see if Buffy's free. I got garlic!

 

[Nullphantom]

I've had 2

1)Happened in Disney with my friends, most of them girls, a lady says I was like Tom Cruise

2)In high school at lunch eating nachos, friend tells me "man I feel like eating some nachos because you make eating them look good." Don't think I had them after that

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

I can't think of anything weird, but I go out of my way to make my compliments as awkward as possible.

To the ladies: (ladies that know my sense of humor of course, bot random people)

I love your hair. I want to just knit it into a pair of gloves.

You make my Achilles Tendon soooo loose.

[to friend who is a girl eating a cupcake] Aww you look so adorable eating a cupcake. I just want to take a video of you eating a cupcake and play it at my funeral.

To the guys: [same rule, friends who know when I am joking]

You have beautiful eyes.

If you were a girl I would totally not be into you, in a good way.

I would consider taking a bullet for you.

 

[Pseudonym2]

I was once told that i have no smell. I think that's a compliment.

Kind of like Jean-Baptiste Grenouille from Perfume.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I have been told by several people that I have beautiful eyelashes. As a man, I'm not sure what to think about that.

Seems you and I are in the same boat, I'm afraid. :S

*has sudden memory jolt* Oh crap me too, by a lot of girls that were jealous

Gentlemen, then there is only one logical solution to this predicament.

We shall don our suits, fedoras, canes, and take a trip around the world to cause envy to millions of women everywhere.

I shall see you at dawn.

Well as long as we also have monocles and sing a jaunty tune whilst strolling down the avenue

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Someone told me that i had a nice back one time.

A back? Like how can a back be attractive?

Kinda the same here.
My bud told me that I looked "jacked" (i.e VERY physically fit) from behind..........I really hope he meant my back, I think he was because I was changing my shirt at the time (hey we've all been in a locker room it ain't no big deal) and someone else mistook me for my brother (who actually is "jacked") before I turned around.

 

[conflictofinterests]

Someone told me that i had a nice back one time.

A back? Like how can a back be attractive?

Kinda the same here.
My bud told me that I looked "jacked" (i.e VERY physically fit) from behind..........I really hope he meant my back, I think he was because I was changing my shirt at the time (hey we've all been in a locker room it ain't no big deal) and someone else mistook me for my brother (who actually is "jacked") before I turned around.

Well, David Beckham has a back that makes me wet. It's just reeeeeally well-shaped. Not sure exactly why, but it makes me stare like great boobs makes guys stare.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Kinda the same here.
My bud told me that I looked "jacked" (i.e VERY physically fit) from behind..........I really hope he meant my back, I think he was because I was changing my shirt at the time (hey we've all been in a locker room it ain't no big deal) and someone else mistook me for my brother (who actually is "jacked") before I turned around.

Well, David Beckham has a back that makes me wet. It's just reeeeeally well-shaped. Not sure exactly why, but it makes me stare like great boobs makes guys stare.[/quote]
Well then.......................................I suppose that's cleared up.

 

[feather240]

Someone told me that i had a nice back one time.

A back? Like how can a back be attractive?

Really? Haven't you ever noticed the elegant twists of the vertebral column as the intertransversaii muscles shimmer under the rippling vertebrates. Its majestic but simple design support the entirety of the body well still beautifully displaying the perfect metaphor for strength and hard-work. I find your assumptions both crass and offensive. Good Day.

 

[Silent Eagle]

Someone once said to me "What are you!? A T101!?"
I get compliments like that a lot for my gaming accomplishments,mostly by people who just don't have as much free time as me.
That's from one of the Terminator movies isn't it?

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

Twice (from 2 different people) someone has told me I could do radio shows because of my voice. I have a "radio voice" apparently.

 

[feather240]

A friend of mine once told me that I reminded her of Zach Braff in Garden State, only I'm not famous and I don't have random girls hanging all over me. She said it like it was a compliment, but it seems to me like she took out the only good part about being him.

Wait, the guy whose mom died? (See what I did there?)

"You have really cute butt."

From a multiple female acquaintances of mine.

Being a gentleman, I never really have an answer for it. I think they might just be fucking with me.

Not to be awkward, only informative.

As a female, I can say that a handsome male posterior is probably one of the things women like to look at the most, alongside a muscled chest.

...ever wondered why some women like football?

I think it was a compliment. Apparently, your posterior is fine enough for others to take notice and actually say something about it.

In other news...

Darn all you men with long pretty eyelashes. It's all the testosterone making your hair grow so well! D< Even my male relatives have such thick, curvy eyelashes. In fact, my uncle's eyelashes are so thick he can sleep with his eyes open.

Lastly...

I, as I've been told, make exaggerated expressions to things and subconsciously wait for the person to respond to it. They find it hilarious. I have a friend that I can make laugh every ten seconds only by reacting to what she's saying.

Now that I know about it, it's become a game.

...someone needs to explain what makes all these weird body parts attractive. I mean WTF, apparently everyone likes eyelashes, but you know what? That's really weird. I like eyelashes. That's really weird. Someone needs to explain stuff. "He has a wonderful voice!" What does that even mean? If it were up to me words like beauty wouldn't exist. We would have to explain the qualities of something first. Jesus.