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Z(ombie)fan

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CloggedDonkey said:
"like the hair, but cut it when the dead rise!"
guess what signature was underneath it? come on, guess.
Max Brooks, son of Mel Brooks, who is the director and writer for spaceballs, young Frankenstein, and blazing saddle.
isnt max brooks the guy who wrote world war z?
 

Magnatek

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"Your jacket...is sooo soft..."
She then proceeded to cuddle up to said jacket...with me in it.

NotAPie said:
I was seriously like this "o_O" for the whole time....
This was my reaction.
 

conflictofinterests

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"WOW YOUR EYES ARE GRAY!"

I was rather startled when this was randomly yelled at me, and somewhat confused as to whether this was a good thing or not.
 

Aur0ra145

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That I should be a hand model for watches and stuff. Yeah, I was literally speechless.
 

Koeryn

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I got told that my free-lobed ears (as opposed to attached) meant that I probably had long toes, which with my red hair and musical nature apparently means I have a high I.Q..

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I've been told I look like Steve Vai.

One of my customers has told me that I'm the nicest atheist she's ever met.
 

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A friend of mine once told me that I reminded her of Zach Braff in Garden State, only I'm not famous and I don't have random girls hanging all over me. She said it like it was a compliment, but it seems to me like she took out the only good part about being him.
 

CloggedDonkey

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z(ombie)fan said:
CloggedDonkey said:
"like the hair, but cut it when the dead rise!"
guess what signature was underneath it? come on, guess.
Max Brooks, son of Mel Brooks, who is the director and writer for spaceballs, young Frankenstein, and blazing saddles.
isn't max brooks the guy who wrote world war z?
and the zombie survival guide, which takes itself completely seriously.
 

ThatOneJewYouNo

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Ah, I've got one that made me laugh because I didn't know what to do with it.

I was sitting on the bus, riding home with my friend and this kid turns around and stares at me. Now, I had only ridden this bus home a few times, since driving was a much better alternative than dealing with 8th graders at the time, but I knew that this kid never said anything. At all.

So what does he do? He stares for a few more seconds, smiles, and says, "You have the most beautiful nose." >_>

What. Does. That. Mean? (Besides that I have a beautiful nose, I know that. He told me so.)
 

MegaManOfNumbers

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conflictofinterests said:
"WOW YOUR EYES ARE GRAY!"

I was rather startled when this was randomly yelled at me, and somewhat confused as to whether this was a good thing or not.
THEY ARE!? HOLY SHIT LEMME SEE!
 

NoblePhilistineFox

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"you would make a good homosexual stripper"
uuuuhhhh, thnx???
I didnt plan on becoming a stripper for the gay community but im glad to know that I have the option, I think.
 

Phantomess

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I work for a fast-food joint on their drive-thru and frequently get complimently on my voice. But the weirdest one was a woman who told me that my voice was "very sexy, almost sultry" and that I'd make a fortune on one of those adult-only chatlines. The only thing I could think of to reply to that was "Well, I'd probably make a hell of a lot more than I'm making now".
 

MegaManOfNumbers

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Oh, and I've been told that I have (Quote, Unquote): "most fucking awsome name evar"

Which is the opposite of what my name is, Its so pathetically retarded that it basically ruined my elementary life.

if you must know what it is, its...

Huy. (pronounced WEE)
 

NoblePhilistineFox

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Cakekey said:
Ironboot said:
Someone once said "You're the baddest good person I know" in Guild Wars... I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

Kelbear said:
I have pretty eyelashes.

...and I'm a dude. I wasn't sure how to take that.
I get that too!
So, what that makes three of us? Ever since I was a little kid, older women have always loved my long eyelashes, though I'm not so fond of them. And something I've been getting a lot lately is girls thinking I'm gay, and saying they do because I'm "just so nice." I didn't know that heterosexuality was an antonym for kindness.
no freaking way, other guys have long eyelashes?
guess that makes four ^_^
...
...
...well, still 3 I guess, the last few years I have trimmed my eyelashes because it is hard to be a scrawny nerd in highschool when your eyelashes are long
 

Skinny Razor

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"You're pretty cool for a short guy."
It appeared against the verbal evidence to be a sincere compliment.

[small]Hey, I'm no longer a reprobate![/small]
 

CowboyfromHell666

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NoblePhilistineFox said:
Cakekey said:
Ironboot said:
Someone once said "You're the baddest good person I know" in Guild Wars... I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

Kelbear said:
I have pretty eyelashes.

...and I'm a dude. I wasn't sure how to take that.
I get that too!
So, what that makes three of us? Ever since I was a little kid, older women have always loved my long eyelashes, though I'm not so fond of them. And something I've been getting a lot lately is girls thinking I'm gay, and saying they do because I'm "just so nice." I didn't know that heterosexuality was an antonym for kindness.
no freaking way, other guys have long eyelashes?
guess that makes four ^_^
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...well, still 3 I guess, the last few years I have trimmed my eyelashes because it is hard to be a scrawny nerd in highschool when your eyelashes are long
Holy shit you get that too?
 

Lady Nilstria

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Shockolate said:
"You have really cute butt."

From a multiple female acquaintances of mine.

Being a gentleman, I never really have an answer for it. I think they might just be fucking with me.
Not to be awkward, only informative.

As a female, I can say that a handsome male posterior is probably one of the things women like to look at the most, alongside a muscled chest.

...ever wondered why some women like football?

I think it was a compliment. Apparently, your posterior is fine enough for others to take notice and actually say something about it.

In other news...

Darn all you men with long pretty eyelashes. It's all the testosterone making your hair grow so well! D< Even my male relatives have such thick, curvy eyelashes. In fact, my uncle's eyelashes are so thick he can sleep with his eyes open.

Lastly...

I, as I've been told, make exaggerated expressions to things and subconsciously wait for the person to respond to it. They find it hilarious. I have a friend that I can make laugh every ten seconds only by reacting to what she's saying.

Now that I know about it, it's become a game.
 

Lancer873

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I've had a girl once tell me that she would kill for my eyelashes. Note to self: stay away from that girl.