Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[skystryke]

A few years back we had to do some stupid art project using words that described us and when I asked for suggestions one of the girls at my table says, "Well your really weird." Then when I start start trying to figure out if it was an insult my friend begins laughing and she stutters out that meant it in a good way looking pretty embarassed. So I ended up using it for the project anyway.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I work for a fast-food joint on their drive-thru and frequently get complimently on my voice. But the weirdest one was a woman who told me that my voice was "very sexy, almost sultry" and that I'd make a fortune on one of those adult-only chatlines. The only thing I could think of to reply to that was "Well, I'd probably make a hell of a lot more than I'm making now".

Oh god, yeah. One of the guys I worked with at the drive-thru Starbucks I just left told me that "you missed your calling as a phone-sex operator, no pun intended".

The other one is really weird, and I've gotten it from more than one person. I have pretty plump, soft-looking lips (Angelina Jolie taken down a notch), and several guys have looked at me and commented "You have the prettiest lips. You look like you'd give the world's best bj."

Uh, thanks? [sub]I didn't take that as a challenge, shut up.[/sub]

 

[Dupeo]

"You can say the most normal things and still make it sound like your insane."

 

[-Samurai-]

"You have really nice eyebrows. Do you pluck them? Any girl would kill for them."

Said to me once in highschool. I'm male...

No, I don't pluck them.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"You have really long hair" says a random young man with an unusually attractive girlfriend. I would have commented about that but I didn't want to sound weird. I also get "You have beautiful eyes" from women between the ages of 8 and 80. Not all of them but enough to make me feel kinda self-conscious

 

[Angelcraft]

Being told by Nestor that, "You're not the ugliest person I've ever seen."

Thanks Nestor. My self esteem went up two points easily by that. Now I'm just in the negative double digits.

 

[Spoonius]

One girl who was in my high school drama class told me that "I look really good with a gun in my arms".

Just as well I guess; I was playing the part of a US commander...

People sometimes say I'm handsome too, but to be honest, I never believe them.

 

[Jinxzy]

someone at the midnight release while in line got as close as he could. Took the loudest sniff ever. Exhaled. Then said in the trying to be soft but sorta loud tone "You smell so pretty.... I just want to take you home. Why do you smell so pretty?"

Also my curly hair. People love to touch, pull and play with my curls, saying "Wow they're so bouncy!"

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

It wasn't a compliment so much as a statement of truth I cannot disagree with. A customer I deal with once sent an e-mail to my boss that stated "If you ask him what time it is he'll tell you how to build a clock".

 

[Brad Shepard]

My girlfriend tells me "Your hair is so fluffy" -_-

 

[Ungenericteen]

"your ass is just so soft and muscular, I just love to play with it"- would have creeped me out, but it was from a group of cute girls

 

[skystryke]

someone at the midnight release while in line got as close as he could. Took the loudest sniff ever. Exhaled. Then said in the trying to be soft but sorta loud tone "You smell so pretty.... I just want to take you home. Why do you smell so pretty?"

Also my curly hair. People love to touch, pull and play with my curls, saying "Wow they're so bouncy!"

That would probably horribly unnerving for you and hilarious for anyone else who heard it.

 

[Rayansaki]

I've been told several times that I have "fast-growing hair".... so I guess that's it.

 

[Jinxzy]

someone at the midnight release while in line got as close as he could. Took the loudest sniff ever. Exhaled. Then said in the trying to be soft but sorta loud tone "You smell so pretty.... I just want to take you home. Why do you smell so pretty?"

Also my curly hair. People love to touch, pull and play with my curls, saying "Wow they're so bouncy!"

That would probably horribly unnerving for you and hilarious for anyone else who heard it.

I just had to keep my mind on the game. Also wear a hoodie next time.

 

[lapan]

I often get told that people like my voice and my accent. One time one of my work collegues said i sound like i'm doing a sexhotline (he was male and i work at Tech-Support).

I myself dislike hearing my own voice though.

 

[skystryke]

someone at the midnight release while in line got as close as he could. Took the loudest sniff ever. Exhaled. Then said in the trying to be soft but sorta loud tone "You smell so pretty.... I just want to take you home. Why do you smell so pretty?"

Also my curly hair. People love to touch, pull and play with my curls, saying "Wow they're so bouncy!"

That would probably horribly unnerving for you and hilarious for anyone else who heard it.

I just had to keep my mind on the game. Also wear a hoodie next time.

Yeah, still if anyone did that to any girls I know they would probably get hit with a knee in very painful place.

 

[ilikepie59]

Apparently (from many male and female friends) I have a very comfortable hug. Like I have just the right shaped body for hugging. I reckon that's pretty awesome, because now I get heaps of hugs. Who doesn't love hugs?

 

[1066]

"That was the most amazing juxtaposition of the ancient and modern world I have ever seen."

Told to me and a friend, both of us in costume en route to an anime convention, by some random passerby as we stepped over a guardrail.

Even funnier when my friend said, after the guy kept going, "I don't think I've ever heard Juxtapostion used in a sentence before."

 

[Queen Michael]

"You've got the mind of a ten-year-old!"