Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[dex-dex]

"Your skin is like porcelin, I can see your veins!" It was daytime and the sun was out, so the complimenter wasn't a vampire.

i have had very similar comments but it is more like:

"holy shit i can see all your veins let me poke them"
"you are so white if i put a piece of paper on your skin the paper would disappear"
"your pale as a buttfuck" (close friend not sure where the word buttfuck came from)

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

hahah this topic is perfect recently i was told by a girl:

"aww dont worry you were still handsome even witheout muscles."

that was a pretty weird compliment haha

 

[theincurabletragedy]

my flatmate came out with 'there's nothing worse than a do-able nerdy chick... oh, no offense Liana'. Considering we don't regard eachother with any more than friendly disdain, it was odd.
I've also been told I look sexy in my school uniform. Which is weird because it's the ugliest uniform ever.

 

[skitzo van]

occasionally I get the compliment "He looks like Jesus". I'm not sure anyone KNOWS what Jesus looks like so I don't know if that's good or bad...

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

I don't get compliments, only insults.

(OK, thats a bit sad, how about I only get NORMAL compliments.

 

[anthony87]

"You don't get messed with because you look like you'd stab a guy"

Said by one of my friends when we were talking about the fact that unlike the rest of them, no random asshole has ever tried to start a fight with me or anything. Basically they were saying that I look intimidating, which I take as a compliment.

Oh, and Furburt also said that I look like Kurt Russell.

I've also gotten the Jesus comparison a couple of times.

 

[rheianna]

A girl in university once told me that if she were lesbian she would totally want me as her girlfriend (boyfriend?) while I was working with her on a presentation... I was all "um thanks...I think". I couldn't tell her she was weird to her face since my presentation was two days later. I've avoided her ever since.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, this wasn't said to my face, but someone told my friend that they thought I had a cute voice.

I think that's a rather weird compliment.

 

[gallaetha_matt]

I was told I look like a young Humphrey Bogart.

That's one of the best compliments ever. Bogart was the man.

I have a few weird compliments. A dude I met on a night out told me that I 'looked like a guy that would punch somebody for no reason,' but he insisted that it was a compliment.

Later I punched him for having such a punchable face. Ha, it's not always without reason!

I'm kidding, of course.

Also a female friend once told me that I had 'nice skin.' She isn't a cannibal though, I checked.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I've been told that I'm not as creepy as everyone else in my unit by a female I was helping out. She had just gotten to town, had no car, and I was driving her around to get stuff. It seems I was the only person not actively trying to get into her pants in the whole Battalion, prompting the compliment.

I was happy that she thought that, but at the same time, a little sad that it had to be said...

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

I occasionally say my friends are very edible to sharks. They seem to appreciate it.

Though someone said I could be a politician. I really don't know how to take that to be honest since I was deliberately lying and creating facts to support my argument. (Not a real argument, just joking around. But still...)

 

[Kortney]

I was once told "You always smell like clean laundry."
I don't know, I just found that weird.

someone's mum does a pretty good job then.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Well let's see; while I was stretching in my P.E class a girl told me that I was looking sexy. Weird time to say it but hey, she was hot and she called me sexy even though I was just stretching so who cares?

A girlfriend of an American friend of mine talked on the phone with me for a while (since my friend Eric was taking a dump at the time) and the next day he told me that his girl friend was talking about how incredibly hot my voice was for hours and that she wanted to talk to me again just to hear my voice (it was really weird).

And this one girl said that I smelled as fresh and clean as her vagina after she showers (this one takes the cake for me).

 

[Marik2]

Girls have told me I sorta look girly (and that I have a chicks butt) for a guy and they like that apparently.

 

[thegamermn]

People have told me I have nice legs....I'm male.

 

[hannan4mitch]

My friend told this weird chick "Don't you need a licence to be a zombie?" (No, really, she looks like a zombie, no makeup is involved. Freaky, Huh?)

 

[The Youth Counselor]

My best friend told me on several occasions that:

"You might be the single one, but from me to you you're way hotter. If it came down to that I had to fuck you or Owen [a mutual friend], I would fuck you any day."

I also have received:

"You have really nice angular hands. Do you play the piano? You would be good with that."

"You're the best [grocery] bagger I have ever seen."

"You have a very neutral smell. I like that."

"I love the way you draw your penises. They're very unique."

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

I was wearing sports sandles once at school and a girl said i had really nice feet for a guy.

 

[Yossarian1507]

Some Guy about my dog: 'This dog is beautiful!'

Me: 'Thanks'

Some Guy: 'You won't be mad, if I say something?'

Me: 'Of course not, go ahead'

SG: 'This dog is as beautiful as his owner'

Me: 'Uhmm...'

Yeah, he turned out to be a gay. I am not. I cut out the conversation ASAP.

 

[Cluskey]

I got told today that i look similar to Edward off of the Twilight films. I have never watched them but can only assume it was a compliment as i know girls trip over themselves for the male actors in those films.

Cluskey.