Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[Denamic]

"Your smile looks evil."
Kind of made me happy too.

 

[Custard_Angel]

You have excellent posture.

Pfft... I showed her... I've been slouching for years since.

 

[CoffeeScamp]

I've had the "omg you have grey eyes" thing. Not that unusual, I thought?

My WTF one was while being fitted for a jacket that wouldn't button over my chest: "You're actually bigger than you look". Hrrm :S

 

[AngloDoom]

Someone once punched me and hurt themselves.

"You're, like, made of calcium!"
"Uh...damn right I am?"

 

[__Anarchy__]

"You have very long eyelashes, can I have them?" Said to me by a girl. I was quite weirded out by that. She was staring at my eyes for about 10 mins prior to that. She is one of "those" people tho, really nice, slightly strange in ways.

that exact sentence to me as well by quite a few different girls and also that i am crazy in a good way?

 

[FightThePower]

Oh yeah, I missed a few

"Your hair is SO soft...how'd you do that?"
"Ahh...that would be telling."
"Yes it would. TELL ME"

"I like James because he's not afraid to wear pink"

"Rosie thinks you're hot. She says you have very nice cheekbones"
"Okay..."
"You do though."

:S

 

[TurboFish2000]

I've been likened to that geeky guy from The Inbetweeners, which I didn't really view as a compliment but the girl who made the comparison assured me it was a good thing....Judges?

 

[Sebenko]

I've been told I can pull of the paisley tie look.

Spoiler: this, but in black

I've also been told I have great back posture.

And I've been told I have a nice ass too many times for it to be a coincidence.

 

[Atoli]

'Love, your perfect in an imperfect sense.'

That was the weirdest thing i heard so far.
Ooh and 'You taste of strawberries' - after my friend licked my cheek. WTF?

 

[Primitive George]

Friend pokes my nose "HOLY CRAP! It's like you're missing cartilage in your nose!!! IT FEELS SO WEIRD!!!" ... the whole class proceeds to line up and take turns poking my nose...

 

[Kranay]

I was once told I had eyes like pools of excrement. They were actually complementing the rich brown colour, but it really, really sounded weird.

 

[skeliton112]

"You look like a really hot girl who worked in advertising for too long"

Said to me by a very drunk person I was talking to while waiting on the street.

I'm a man, incidentally.

I love drunk people

On-topic, someone said that I listened to weird music, and that's hot. Dunno how music affects my appearance, but what the hell.

Well hot isnt just appearence it means that they feel attracted 2 u. Like i feel attracted to a hot gamer girl more than a hot non gamer... go figure.

 

[typhado]

A friends sister is studying to be a surgion and shes a really nice harmless person. Except she'll occasionally be looking at someone and say "He'd be very fun to dissect" aloud, though not directly to them... at least I don't think she's said it directly to anyone yet.

 

[Sigel]

I have been sniffed by strangers and told I smell wonderful.
Thanks creepy random people.

I also have been told I box up food really well(I'm a server).
"sigh" life skill achieved.

 

[maninahat]

Let's see... One girl told me she liked me for my teeth. It was less disturbing then it sounds.

I've had that one a couple of times. I think the Chinese are fond of that kind of thing.

 

[pearcinator]

'You have nice almond-shaped eyes'

'You look exactly like Justin Long'

are they compliments?

 

[BluenetteDiviner]

Probably when someone said that I have a nice voice and the cutest English accent they've ever heard

 

[De Ronneman]

"Wow, you have really white teeth!"

It was after work, we were sitting in the breakroom, talking about, I believe, movies (long time ago).

Suddenly, out of the blue, this girl blurts it out, and I'm like "Ow, well, you sure?"
I was completely thrown of guard by that. It was random and quite an odd compliment.

I do have white teeth, even more so considering I drink about 3 litres of coffe a day.

 

[Koeryn]

Oh yeah. My dentist also says that I have a 'small and cute' mouth.

You may want to be afraid. Dentists typically have oral fixations.

Eh. She's the best dentist I've ever had, she's awesome.