West Ryder Silver Bullet: Comedy RP

[ae86gamer]

When the alarm went off Chase had been drinking her coffee. Unfortunately, the loud noise caught her off guard and she ended up spilling the coffee all over herself.

"GAH!!"

There was no time to clean it up. She had to respond to the alarm. Jumping into a squad car she drove quickly down the streets and towards the bank.

 

[Neonbob]

Oliphant was drifting through a pile of paperwork left over from the last time he'd gone out on patrol...two weeks ago. It irritated him that shooting human shields brought down such a burden of forms and other bogus papers to fill out in triplicate. The woman wasn't even that good looking, for god's sake.

When the alarm went off, he shot up out of his desk, since the F.A.R.T. call was prioritized over station duty. In his haste to leave, he knocked over his desk and was unable to open the door in time to stop himself from breaking through it.

He reached his car, which was packed with all his weapons, and floored it out of the parking garage...right into Ivan, who was driving the F.A.R.T. van.

 

[CosmicCommander]

"Thanks Mikey! Erm... sorry about the mess..."

Joe stood up straight, and looked around the room.

"Well... Erm... I'll do that to any of... you if there's any funny business!!"

 

[Sparrow]

"Aye, aye."

Marty lead the security guards in, and out, of the vaults, making them pick up the money as they did so.

"Good lads!"

 

[Voltaggia]

"Aw hell no!" Yelled Ivan. "They're going to blame everything on me! Again! Like that time I was on passanger's seat but all I did was spill the coffee on the driver! God damn it!" He got out of the van. "Oliphant, this time, you'll take the responsibility!"

 

[Neonbob]

"ME?! I just shot some random person not two weeks ago! And I kind of ran over the chief's dog while I was walking it! You know what? YOU!"
Oliphant pointed to a passing man in a business suit.
"This is all your fault."
"What are you talking about, officer?" The man, obviously confused, halted.
"Are you giving me lip, mister? I think you are."
Picking up on this, Ivan chimed in.
"You're right. He is being mouthy."
The man's eyes bulged as Oliphant picked him up, slammed him to the ground, and knocked him out before handcuffing him around a large cement column.
"Let's just go," he said to Ivan.
Grabbing his bag of weapons from the trunk of his car, Oliphant hopped into the passenger seat of the van, since it was only dented.

 

[Voltaggia]

Ivan drove carelessly toward the robbery point. The other vans would follow soon enough. Luckily, he managed not to injure / damage anything. "So, what's the plan, pal?"

 

[ae86gamer]

Turning on her radio Chase spoke to Ivan and Oliphant.

"Hurry up and get over here you idiots!"

Chase stopped about half a block away from the bank and waited for the others.

 

[Jav3lin]

Phesoj was outside the bank. He stood there holding his AK-47 under a trench coat. But by the time he heard sirens, he had managed to build up sandbags in front of the door, blocking entrance and exit usage.

Hurry up lads! I hear 'em coppers comin!

 

[Neonbob]

"Well, if Chase isn't there, I'm all for going in and shooting everything. That's always nice. Quick, clean, and it's just the janitorial staff that has to do the cleanup. But if she beat us there, I guess we have to listen to her."
Bracing himself as Ivan flew around a corner, Oliphant hoped they would actually make it to the bank alive.
Suddenly, a chime of three beeps came from the back of the van.
"Ivan...you didn't put detonators in your C4 yet...did you?"

 

[Voltaggia]

"Oh goddamnit, boss is off her meds again..." said Ivan. Then he suddenly couldn't remember if he turned off the raido before saying that. "Crap..." he did a U turn, and drove to the point where Chase was. "What's it gonna be, boss?" he said to his superior, grinning helplessly.

Then he heard the three beeps. "Nope, I didn't put the detonators in yet... that's most likely my alarm clock. I spent the night in the van, my mom kicked me out of the apartment"

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Michael facepalmed hard at Joe, it was probably the most serious they'd ever been about a job like this. Michael looked at a civilian who gave him evils.

"You be're stop that you lil' shi'ed. Or you'll taste the fists of Jorvo!"

Michael started immitating stereotypically Chinese Kung-Fu noises, occasionally letting of the odd:

Haiiiiyah!

 

[Neonbob]

"Oh, thank god. If this van was blown up, I don't think I could find another scapegoat in time. What did you do at the apartment this time?"
Grabbing his bag o' fun, he hopped out of the van and jogged over to Chase.

 

[ae86gamer]

Chase swung the door opened and stepped out of the car. After a few more minutes the two idiots had arrived. She looked at Ivan and resisted the urge to beat him senseless.

"Next time turn your radio off."

Looking at the bank, which was still being robbed, she readied her gun.

"LETS GO!"

 

[Sparrow]

Marty kicked the door to the outside open, Joe and Michael trailing behind him. They threw some of the bags to Phesoj and Chris, making sure not to let the money fly out.

"Wahey, lads! It's the F.A.R.T.!"

 

[Voltaggia]

"I blew up the oven. Long story, let's run," He followed his boss, and loaded his shotgun. He loaded his "special" blend of bullets designed to explode on impact. Collaterall, but effective.

 

[Neonbob]

"Alright, boss."
Oliphant unzipped his bag and got out a massive handcannon, a customized .500 revolver, as well as five sharpened peace signs.
He zipped the bag back up and slung it over his shoulders, and led the way to the bank in a crouch, Chase and Ivan behind him.
Sometimes it really sucked to be the big guy.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"Huhu. FART. It never gets old."

Michael cracked his neck and let off another Bruce-Lee inspired battle-cry.

"Let's tear up da place!"

 

[Jav3lin]

They're camin!
Phesoj yelled manically while swinging up his AK-47 and opening fire. Once he had fired off five warning shots around the cops closing in, he ducked into cover behind the sandbags.

 

[ae86gamer]

Chase began to shoot wildly at the thieves, not really caring if she hit any civilians by mistake.

"EAT LEAD YOU SONS OF BITCHES!"