West Ryder Silver Bullet: Comedy RP

[ae86gamer]

Looking up at Marty Chase lifted herself off of the ground.

"That is absolutely none of your business."

Chase threw a punch at Marty, but because of her horrible aim she missed and ended falling back onto the floor.

"Damn", she muttered under her breath.

 

[CosmicCommander]

"Ewwwwww!!!"

Joe began to run away from the shower of red dog meat, screaming like a little girl. He ran and ran, not bothering to clean the red liquid off his face. He kept running until he heard Marty's voice.

"You single?"

"MARTY!!" Joe ran as fast as he could. He was like a towering lake of blood, charging towards Marty's voice.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Chris stood up from his pillar.

"Bollocks, the bastarding things still bigger than me!" he shouts before peering round to the otherside and saw Marty talking to some F.A.R.T. women.

Heh deck him and shake up his chance? he grins to himself.

 

[Sparrow]

Marty picked up the disgruntled officer with one arm, flicking his cigar onto the floor with his other hand.

"I would say you were. Big job, long hours, lots of paperwork..."

Whilst Marty rambled on, the cigar he'd thrown to the floor set fire to the trail of fuel leading toward the rather large F.A.R.T van.

"...lotsa' overtime, low pay..."

The van exploded in the background, Marty not moving an inch.

"...and of course, the uniform ain't flattering."

Joe seemed to be running toward the two leaders, screaming something. It might have been Marty's name, but he was too busy staring at the officer.

"Might want to avoid the van, Joe."

 

[Neonbob]

Oliphant used a hand to lazily clean off the dog chunks from his face as he picked his revolver back up and reloaded. When he looked for his opponent, he spotted the huge man running towards Chase and some other person. Chase was on her back, and the man seemed interested in her. Out of spite, Oliphant threw a peace sign into the man's crotch. Rather than the arterial spatter and scream he was hoping for, however, he only heard a resounding THUNK.
He moved to go help Chase, but a spatter of gunfire kept him in place, and he returned six shots, booming out over the other gunshots.

The shotgun Ivan had chucked flew through the air at the man firing the AK, and Ivan himself ducked behind another car, waiting for his chance to blow up something else.

 

[CosmicCommander]

Joe heard Marty's voice, clearer than ever, and he continued to sprint madly towards the figure of Marty he could make out through the red goo that was in his eyes.

I'm near Marty...

I'm very near Marty...

I'm here Marty...

Unfortunately Joe was looking at Marty's lady friend in awe, and he forgot to stop, so he continued to run...

"Hey Marty! I'm here! Where..." Joe realised he had just ran into Marty.

 

[ae86gamer]

The man picked up Chase with one arm.

He's strong.. Perhaps-

Chase shook her head to rid herself of any unnecessary thoughts that she was having.

"I'll have you know that I love my job. I mean, they could pay me better, and the uniforms are pretty ugly, but other then that-"

Ivan's van exploded, but Marty didn't even wince. Chase on the other hand jumped from being so surprised.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

"Marty put her down," Chris laughs waddling up behind them, "we came to rob the place, not go on the pull!" he laughs raucously as he punches him the back of the knee.

 

[Sparrow]

Marty slid along the floor, still holding the officer in one arm, as Joe piled into them. Somehow, Marty was still on his feet. He wasn't quite sure how, but he was.

"Don't worry Joe my lad, we'll be out of here soon."

Marty placed the officer on the bonnet of the nearest F.A.R.T car, slipping a piece of paper into her pocket.

"Call me."

Joe and Marty walked away from the officer whilst bullets still rang through the air.

"Chris, pick a car. Any car. I think our getaway van exploded."

 

[Neonbob]

The sound of the exploding van made Ivan's soul sink.
Making things blow up was HIS job, dammit all!
Anger and irritation overcame him, and he stood up again, and unloaded his shotgun at the men walking away from Chase. Each shot pushed him back three feet, and at the end of the magazine, he flipped over a short wall and into a fountain.

This distraction gave Oliphant enough time to kick off a car door to use as "cover" and walk over to Chase.
"You alright, Boss?"

Spoiler: OOC

Awww...nothing on the metal thing to the cup, Sparrow?
X-P

 

[CosmicCommander]

"That was a nice lady, who was..."

Joe instantly, forgot this went into a childish state of bliss. "Can we have that car!!" Joe pointed at a very brown bus, which had several huge graffiti tags on it.

"It's so awesome, I want that car!!"

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

"I think you should leave it to the Messiah," Chris says nodding his head back to Michael, "after all he's the driver."

After getting a few steps further from the girl, he nudges Marty, "who was the chick anyway?" he asks winking jokingly.

 

[Sparrow]

"No clue. She weren't half tasty though."

Michael and Phesoj caught up with odd trio, unloading all their rounds in the general direction of the police.

"Michael, pick a car."

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"I'm honoured. I want the big hustler car too. Fuckin' muscle mate!"

Michael checked his pistol.

"Good on you for gettin a snog! Lil' bastard. We must go to a bar and drown our sorrows with this wad of cash. Speaking of which, how many rolls are in here?"

 

[Neonbob]

Noticing that the gunfire had faded a bit, Ivan climbed out of the fountain and sloshed over to Chase and Oliphant, water dripping off him the whole way.
"I'm fine, by the way guys. You know, not that I was in any real danger that whole time or anything. You know, I just...is...is that a car door, Oliphant?"
Oliphant grunted, and looked back at Chase.
"Boss. Snap out of it. You're still the leader here, whether you like it or not."

 

[Sparrow]

"Didn't check.", Marty said whilst reloading his pistol, "I call shotgun."

A bullet whizzed past Marty's face as he clambered into the car.

"Might want to step on it."

 

[ae86gamer]

Chase looked at Oliphant with a confusion.

"I'm not really sure."

Reaching into her pocket Chase pulled out the piece of paper Marty had given her and opened it.

"He gave me his number... Gah! We have to go after them!"

Chase jumped into her car and signaled for the others to follow.

 

[CosmicCommander]

Joe jumped into the back seat, and he felt the car nearly tip over on it's side.

"This car doesn't like me!"

 

[Neonbob]

"Well, that's great. I was nearly hugged to death by a man-child, had a dog explode all over me, and nearly got squished by a lamp, but hey, you got a number out of this whole thing. Hooray."
He retrieved his bag and got out an M16, loaded it, and then aimed at the bus.
Begrudgingly, he held his fire for a second.
"Permission to fire, Cap?"

 

[ae86gamer]

"Permission granted."

Chase whizzed by the pedestrians cars and slowly creeped behind the thieves' car.