West Ryder Silver Bullet: Comedy RP

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StarStruckStrumpets

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"Oh not again."

Michael buried his head in his hands.

"Why can't they just fuck off long enough for me to make with my share of the cash and fly to barbados?!"
 

CosmicCommander

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"Well, I needed to go pee anyway..." Joe jumped out of the car, and ran to a nearby corner.
"Don't look!"
 

Sparrow

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Marty sighed. His team seemed to be more focused on the vehicle than the looming freak not ten feet away from them. Emptying his rounds onto the floor, Marty loaded his very special brand of ammo into his shotgun.

"C'mon, you jarhead."
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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Michael hauled himself from the overturned car, getting his leg caught on the steering wheel. The horn went off several times before he finally got out.

"Get off your igh' orse'!"

Michael pulled the pistol from his jacket and began to fire aimlessly.
 

Voltaggia

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Ivan ran towards the Helmet, hoping to help her/him fend off the villains. He shot twice in the direction of the car one of the robbers were in. That's when he remembered he should probably find some cover too.
 

Neonbob

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Oliphant smiled when he saw the Helmet. Usually things went well when that guy...girl...whatever! was around. Something about their presence was intimidating. Personally, Oliphant thought it was the helmet. Had to be. Probably had a +500 small arms skill or something.
His thoughts were cut off as a shotgun blast whizzed by his head, and he dropped to the ground. Sadly, the place he dropped was less than ideal, as the manhole he landed on, already weakened by years of traffic, crashed through the pavement and into the sewer below.
This took a second to sink in.
The instant it did, however, he let out a mighty
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU,"
which could be heard for miles around.
When he regained control of himself, he climbed the ladder back up out of the manhole, just in time for Ivan to run by.
Sparrow, I'm going to guess you meant me in your previous post.
 

Time Travelling Toaster

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"Ah great, simple job, now we've got the fucking Helmet Head chasing us!" Chris shouts firing blindly with one of the pistols the others brought.

"Marty I'd kick your ass for this is we weren't getting shot at!" he yells as another shotgun round pumps into the van feet away from him.
 

Sparrow

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Marty, ignoring everyone else, shot the Helmet in the face, or helmet as it were, with the sticky rounds. Marty wasn't quite sure where the Helmet's face actually was, but he made a good enough guess.

"We should really get going crew!"
 

Neonbob

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"Like it'd really matter, bud."
Oliphant hauled himself out of the stinking pit, and saw the Helmet get shot in the face by the same guy who'd talked with Chase.
He pulled a frisbee out of his bag, and handed it to Ivan.
"Rig that up, will you?"
 

Time Travelling Toaster

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"We already did," Chris answered Marty back wandering by standing up but still covered by everything that was taller than him.

"And look where we ended up!" he smiled sarcastically as he began to fire again.
 

Jav3lin

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Should i shoot him, or them?
Phesoj aimlessly swung his AK around trying to pick a target.
 

CosmicCommander

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Joe, in fear again, ran towards the group of FART officers, somehow dodging their numerous shots. He ran towards a parked car, a nice blue Toyota, and manoeuvred around it, so he was facing the side of the wall of FART officers, he ran into the car with all his strength, and due to the owner not leaving any handbrakes on, it rapidly slid like a hockey puck towards the police.
 

Sparrow

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Marty slowly reloaded his shotgun with his proper rounds, completely ignoring the bullets flying through the air. He was fairly certain that a bullet narrowly missed his crotch, which he had only just noticed had some kind of spikey object sticking out of it.

"Lads, we should probally pick a car. Y'know, before we're shot a couple of times."

Marty heard a crash in the background as he holstered his shotgun.

"And someone keep an eye on Joe."
 

Jav3lin

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Looks like he's already 'picked'' a car..

Phesoj finished in a very sarcastic voice and looked towards Joe.

What about that one?
Phesoj pointed towards three ferrari's, but he pointed with his right hand (gun hand) and let off a clip of bullets into all three cars.

Whoops
 

ae86gamer

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Chase continued to drive after the thieves. The roads were packed full of pedestrians and there cars.

"Get out of my damn way or I'll run over you!"
 

Sparrow

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Spotting the officer take out a large portion of the nearby pedestrians in one extremely impressive drift, Marty spotted a nearby Mini. He liked Mini's. They were stylish.

"C'mon lads, we've got a get away car."

As Marty wondered if Joe would fit in the small car, something fairly explosive, that looked like a fine Ferrari, flew past his body.

"Woah! Guys! You nearly got the money!"
 

CosmicCommander

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"Marty!!"

Joe ran towards the Mini, just missing being ran over and realising in his thick skull he would not fit within it. He leaped onto the car's roof.

Joe bent into the side window, looking at an upside-down Marty (Well Joe was the upside-down one) and said.
"Can I have your pistol Marty??"
 

Sparrow

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"Sure.", Marty laughed, throwing his pistol toward him, "Knock yourself out, lad."

Clambering into the Mini, Marty put the small car in reverse and slowly made his way to the other members of the Kasabians.

"Gentlemen."