"Cause your bigger than the car there Joe," laughs Chris jumping in the other side.
"Come to think of it your bigger than everything else pretty much!"
"Come to think of it your bigger than everything else pretty much!"
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"More of me, the more to love Chris!" Joe began to sing very loudly.
"Oranges and lemons
Say the bells of St Clements
You owe me five farthings
Say the bells of St Martins..."
"Oranges and lemons
Say the bells of St Clements
You owe me five farthings
Say the bells of St Martins..."
Du dudududdududududdudududududududududududududdududududududududududududuuddududud!! dduudududdudududdudududududduud! dudududududududdudud! Why is the rum gone?
Phesoj looked into the bag and only found a bunch of bills.
BLEH!
He took the bag and threw all the money out of it.
RUM RUM? YOU BURNED ALL THE RUM!?
Phesoj looked into the bag and only found a bunch of bills.
BLEH!
He took the bag and threw all the money out of it.
RUM RUM? YOU BURNED ALL THE RUM!?
"Is it okay if I slap in my custom CD?"
Nobody seemed to answer.
"Okay then."
Michael pulled out his CD and put it in.
"Which track? 1 is Never Gonna Give You Up, 2 is Chocolate Rain..."
Everyone seemed to sigh in disapproval.
Nobody seemed to answer.
"Okay then."
Michael pulled out his CD and put it in.
"Which track? 1 is Never Gonna Give You Up, 2 is Chocolate Rain..."
Everyone seemed to sigh in disapproval.
As the bus drove off, Oliphant punched a car's window out of frustration, setting off its alarm.
"For the love of..."
Ivan jumped at the new noise, turned, and shot the car's engine. He also got thrown on his back again.
"You know what? Fuck it. I'm staying here for a while. I'm done getting up for at least ten minutes," he declared.
Chase and Oliphant scanned the area around the bank. Rubble was everywhere, at least two cars were smoking, twisted hulks of metal, and the bank was beginning to smolder.
"Well, this actually went better than the last time, I'd say. Right boss?"
"For the love of..."
Ivan jumped at the new noise, turned, and shot the car's engine. He also got thrown on his back again.
"You know what? Fuck it. I'm staying here for a while. I'm done getting up for at least ten minutes," he declared.
Chase and Oliphant scanned the area around the bank. Rubble was everywhere, at least two cars were smoking, twisted hulks of metal, and the bank was beginning to smolder.
"Well, this actually went better than the last time, I'd say. Right boss?"
"If you put Never Gonna Give You Up on, I'll fling the CD out the window," growls Chris from the backseat.
[sub]"If I can reach it of course,"[/sub]he mumbles quietly.
[sub]"If I can reach it of course,"[/sub]he mumbles quietly.
"Yes ma'am!"
Smiling, Oliphant kept firing and reloading, each bullet going in the general area of the bus.
He did notice at least three people suddenly drop, but he ignored them for the moment and kept shooting. Paperwork could come later. It wasn't often that he got to shoot this much.
Smiling, Oliphant kept firing and reloading, each bullet going in the general area of the bus.
He did notice at least three people suddenly drop, but he ignored them for the moment and kept shooting. Paperwork could come later. It wasn't often that he got to shoot this much.
Chocolate rain! a baby burn without schoolbooks say they can be prison what they went Chocolate rain! build a tent and save the world zoom the camera out and chocolate rain! Forecast in the past they say! Neighborhood makes us happy living in a street chocolate RAIN!
Phesoj got carried away with the few text he remembered.
Put it on!
Phesoj got carried away with the few text he remembered.
Put it on!
"I bloody despise Rick Astley!" Chris shouts back, "go for Chocolate Rain, better than hearing Phesoj singing!" he laughs
Portal pulled his pocketwatch out of his suit with a tail and checked the time. With his other hand, he twirled his mustache and closed the metal time keeper into his front pocket. He griped his cane in between his legs again and adjusted his tophat. He raised an eyebrow, which caused his monocle to fall out.
"Bugger me, I must get this blasted piece fitted."
Portal's gloved hand stuck the round glass into his eye-socket and regained his regal and English look.
Soon they'll be here. Soon I'll get mah moneyz.
"Bugger me, I must get this blasted piece fitted."
Portal's gloved hand stuck the round glass into his eye-socket and regained his regal and English look.
Soon they'll be here. Soon I'll get mah moneyz.
Suddenly, the vans two front tires blew out, then the two back quickly followed. The driver of the vehicle holding the Kasabians quickly halted to a stop, confused as to what happened to tier tires.
Clip, clop, clip, clop
A slow, but steady beat of a horses hooves on cement, pounding into the ears of the criminals.
From around the corner emerged a white stallion, atop this majestic horse rode... The Helmet. The shiny motorcycle helmet atop The Helmet's head shone a glare into the eyes and a terror into the hearts of these men. A shotgun is reloaded with one hand as the horse comes closer, The Helmet calmly pulled on the reins and jumped off the horse. Walking toward the van, the shotgun pointed at the front window, the men inside were scrambling to get out as the first shot was fired. Another booming shot went into the side of the van as the door opened, all of the men poured out of the recently opened door, luckily for them it was on the other side. The Helmet reloaded again and calmly began walking to the other side.
Clip, clop, clip, clop
A slow, but steady beat of a horses hooves on cement, pounding into the ears of the criminals.
From around the corner emerged a white stallion, atop this majestic horse rode... The Helmet. The shiny motorcycle helmet atop The Helmet's head shone a glare into the eyes and a terror into the hearts of these men. A shotgun is reloaded with one hand as the horse comes closer, The Helmet calmly pulled on the reins and jumped off the horse. Walking toward the van, the shotgun pointed at the front window, the men inside were scrambling to get out as the first shot was fired. Another booming shot went into the side of the van as the door opened, all of the men poured out of the recently opened door, luckily for them it was on the other side. The Helmet reloaded again and calmly began walking to the other side.
I just want to introduce him/her in a super-badass way. I won't be quite so overpowered after this 
Was that... Batman?
Phesoj climbed out of the van and jumped into a nearby liquor store, the glass went flying and he hit the floor with a loud 'thunk'. He took cover behind the wall which held the glass.
Shoot him?
He said while manically reloading his AK-47.
Phesoj climbed out of the van and jumped into a nearby liquor store, the glass went flying and he hit the floor with a loud 'thunk'. He took cover behind the wall which held the glass.
Shoot him?
He said while manically reloading his AK-47.
Marty kicked the door to the overturned truck open, somehow still managing to look stylish whilst he clambered out.
"These F.A.R.T lot ain't half annoying.", he noted whilst he wrenched his shotgun out of the van, "Hit it with the sticky rounds. Glue it to the floor."
"These F.A.R.T lot ain't half annoying.", he noted whilst he wrenched his shotgun out of the van, "Hit it with the sticky rounds. Glue it to the floor."