What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[Tenkage]

The Thor in starcraft 2 is piloted by some "Strangely Familiar Governor" abs says "I am heavy metal"

Watch the video till the end, it's like the second last line

That was pretty odd

 

[Tenkage]

I think I can add these games Safely, Any of the Three Zelda games and the Mario hotel Game on the CD-i...yeah, agree with me, OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!

Doesn't anyone else agree with me on this?

 

[Canid117]

Ok so I just Googled "What the fuck is Twing twang?" and apparently it is not meant to mean lesbian cunnilingus but that's still what my personal definition is going to be.

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

"Who's Soap" *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* Modern Warfare 2, campaign was awesome, dont judge me.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Let's eat chicken fingers and get drunk! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!"
I love Saint's Row 2.

 

[Tenkage]

"Who's Soap" *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* Modern Warfare 2, campaign was awesome, dont judge me.

No when I first played the game I thought "What the hell?" Myself. Course Modern Warfare was my first COD Game at the time so no wonder I didnt' get the story

 

[Oliver Pink]

"Over time, my husband will desire me less Sexually - but he will always like my pies." - Psychonauts <3

 

[Miumaru]

Saving surviviors gives you lots of PP.

 

[Tenkage]

Saving surviviors gives you lots of PP.

I do hope they mean power points because if not....

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

"I will turn you into a beehive!"

"Go to heaven!"

"Try a little harder before you die!"

"I will warm you up to your bones!"

Yeah, Star Ocean 2 took the cake for weird lines.

 

[Krion_Vark]

"Bad guy meet gun. Gun meet bad guy." Random Aesir Wolfpack Soldier from Too Human.

 

[Tenkage]

"I will turn you into a beehive!"

"Go to heaven!"

"Try a little harder before you die!"

"I will warm you up to your bones!"

Yeah, Star Ocean 2 took the cake for weird lines.

what are the context for them?

 

[Radelaide]

Assassin's Creed 2 when Ezio's mother tells him that he needs a hobby that doesn't have a vagina. I was like, "lolwut?" then just lost it xD

 

[Tenkage]

Assassin's Creed 2 when Ezio's mother tells him that he needs a hobby that doesn't have a vagina. I was like, "lolwut?" then just lost it xD

o.o dude...thats messed up

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

snip

what are the context for them?

The first two are pre-battle threats issued by party members Opera and Bowman upon starting a random battle.

'Try a little harder' is said by one of the villains when your health is low, and 'Warm you up to your bones' is used by another villain when he's using his powerful fire attack, Spicule. He's a pyromaniac, you see ;P.

 

[CheesusCrust]

Halo 3 with the IWHBYD skull active

*Kill Brute 1*
Brute 2: "He was my lover!"

 

[Subzerowings]

Wow, this far in and the old meme hasn't popped up yet?

Something about a base, some zigs, and all that.

I know someone probably has already quoted you on this, but to hell with it.

 

[P-mac]

In S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky, when you sit in the Freedom base long enough, you hear this conversation bewteen Yar and Ashot over the intercom. Funny as it is creepy.

Ashot: Hey Yar!
Yar: Yup?
Ashot: Look what I got in here
Yar: What you got in there, Ashot?
Ashot: Come here and see!
Yar: You got nothing that would impress even a schoolgirl. No, you come over I've got something to show you, or should I stick it out for you to see?
Ashot: I don't have a microscope!
Freedom Officer: Have you both lost your freaking minds?! What is this, a d*ck measuring contest? SHUT THE HELL UP NOW!!

 

[Green.Finch]

There are so many from the Phoenix Wright games.
A few I can remember..

Phoenix:"Your Honor, I'd like to cross-examine the parrot!"

Judge: "It just seems like the defense was just playing with himself."
Phoenix: (Could you please rephrase that, Your Honor? For my sake...)

(I can't remember who exactly said this.)"Judge! When you were in a child..."

(After hearing the witnesses testimony.)
Mia: (Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...)