what do you think the worst movie ever was

[Guitarmasterx7]

Napoleon.... Fucking... Dynomyte.
I don't know what's worse, the movie itself or hearing the unfunny lines spewed constantly at school every day.

 

[Dr. James]

Dragonball Evolution. THe suckishness of this movie was like a bullet to the balls. Several, even.

 

[wikicated]

trolls 2 the acting is so terribly its funny its supposed to be serious horror flick but umm yeah it sucks and is completely unrelated to trolls 1 its baad id suggest watching it for laughs

 

[Zombie Meatlumps]

I saw a movie called Rectuma... That was pretty damn bad.
I don't know why we watched more than once .__.

It was about a mutant butt that terrorised people.

 

[matsugawa]

The worst movie ever was The Search Bar

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.108949#1850439
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.111022

You have way too much time on your hands.
Get over it.

Actually, the search only took 20 seconds, and that included copying and pasting two of the links into the post. So, time was not an issue, and there is nothing to get over. I'd wonder, though, if you yourself have something with which you are attempting to cope?

How much free time do you have?

Further On Topic: here are two more...
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.75617#873975
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.115695#2143699

 

[dolfan1304]

Santa Claus VS. the Martians... Just watch this review http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=671

 

[NBSRDan]

2001: A Space Odyssey

When I look at Stanley Kubrick's Wikipedia page and read "Died March 7, 1999 (aged 70)", I let out a sigh of relief. Not because I want revenge or "eye for an eye" or what-have-you, but because he's no longer able to add more poison to the well that is film-making.

 

[Scrythe]

 

[hypothetical fact]

2001: A Space Odyssey

When I look at Stanley Kubrick's Wikipedia page and read "Died March 7, 1999 (aged 70)", I let out a sigh of relief. Not because I want revenge or "eye for an eye" or what-have-you, but because he's no longer able to add more poison to the well that is film-making.

Care to back that up?

 

[Therumancer]

Hmmm, well I'd imagine the worst film ever is probably sitting somewhere in a film class with an "F" on it.

Speaking for ones I've seen, it's hard for me to say because I actually enjoy a lot of bad movies. Pure cheeze is enjoyable for itself, especially if the people doing it seem like they are having fun.

I never watched it but there is ONE movie that comes to mind as perhaps the worst of all time as it managed to repell me to unprecedented levels just by the trailer. It was that one about two people lost at sea treading water for days. "Open Water" or some such thing (I can't remember the name) I'd have to imagine that one ranks up there for dumbest entertainment ideas ever... two people treading water and acting scared.

Oddly the worst movie I've seen RECENTLY was probably "The Spirit" which was so bad it couldn't even be saved by Samual L. Jackson, and Scarlet Johanssen running around in a sexed up nazi uniform.

... and this is someone who enjoys highly stylized movies, and high camp.

 

[NBSRDan]

2001: A Space Odyssey

When I look at Stanley Kubrick's Wikipedia page and read "Died March 7, 1999 (aged 70)", I let out a sigh of relief. Not because I want revenge or "eye for an eye" or what-have-you, but because he's no longer able to add more poison to the well that is film-making.

Care to back that up?

First paragraph: It's boring, and in some parts nonsensical.
Second: He makes terrible movies.

Those are my reasons.

 

[Mr. Grey]

Let's see... I hate Blindness, The Mist, Anything Sci-Fi/SyFy except for that one about Merlin and the one about Hercules as those were interesting, basically any movie I've watched more than once. After the first time I can dissect them and find all of their faults, like Live Free and Die Hard, I found it entertaining at first and then tore it apart, same with Transformers. Heck, I do that with movies that allegedly received four stars and I do it till it looks like it only deserved one. It's a problem, but I enjoy it regardless.

But the ones that made me groan through it: Black Sheep (Not the one with Chris Farley, but the one that's a horror "comedy") is a good example. And another would be the aforementioned The Mist, which I'm wondering if Stephen King stole the entire thing from The Fog or The Fog stole from Stephen King, I shall see what came first in terms of book or movie. Luckily my memory is shot when it comes to bad movies, but I know I've seen worse.

Twilight.

You just hate it because everyone else hates it. It really isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. I've seen worse.

And the baseball scene was amazing.

I have to agree, but the movie is better than the book in the sense it's shorter to watch the movie than it is to read the book. And I've read worse books than Twilight, granted I couldn't finish Twilight the first time but now I bet I could after having read through John Ringo's Ghost... Sigh... I hate that book so very much.

 

[jamesworkshop]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089243/

Yep Gymkata

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTkUcXGF_Q

Dirty peasant village contains what looks like a solid stone pommel horse could not be more convinently placed for the gymnastic hero.

 

[Angerwing]

For me: Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny or Nacho Libre both made me genuinely want my two hours back.

Do they put the 'D:' in Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny?

 

[Hookman]

Disaster Movie. Its like the scriptwriters wrote the jokes(I say jokes,they're more like comedic abortions) but couldnt be arsed to write a script to go inbetween them!

 

[GrandAm]

Wait what?

Manos: Hands of Fate...you cant top that, not even the watchmen movie comes close to how horrible that was.

OK, I will admit I have not read the Watchmen comic book. You may have. As a result you may say it doesn't follow canon. I conceed this.

In my opinion the Watchmen movie was the best movie I watched in 2009. I was better in the DVD director's cut. Why?

It was a true anti-hero movie. I know it is silly and relative to my own opinion. But they acted just as I would if I was some sort of super hero. Think about it. Most humans (perhaps Americans) would be very morally ambigious as the charaters in that movie. If I felt morallity is as solid and uncomprimising as Roshack, I expect myself to bludgen the skull of of a child molester as Roshack. If I was a God being as Dr. Manhatten, I would expect to lose my humanity as the normal boundries of human existance became trivial given the grander understanding of the universe. If I could cling to walls and shoot webing from my wrist, I would just use it to get into concerts for free, I would not become Spiderman. If I was a billionare I would not become Bataman, I would date and screw every single mom I could find. Single moms everywhere like billionares.

Don't get me wrong. The movie may have had some flaws. It did not have an iconic character like Siperman, Batman, or Superman in it. Iconic ideals that are expected and have stood the iconic test of time. That is why I liked it. The "superhereos" kept asking themselves "what is right?" Instead of holding some clicheic mantra.

Is it good movie going entertainment dollar value. Aside from moral debate which never makes a dollar in the theater. It had male shwank for those that like it. It had female shwanck for those that like it. It had a large body count. It also had subtle and obvious irony based humor, archtypes, and whacky costumes. What more could a person want?

EDIT: OT, Howard The Duck. Saw it on Netflix recently. Wow, I don't remember the 80s being that dumb.

 

[Corpse XxX]

AI, Artificial Intelligence..

Man that movie was bad, first time i ever just walked out of the cinema before the film was finished..

 

[Lukeje]

The Simpsons Movie was awful. I couldn't watch more than half of it. And Help! is also definitely up there (though at least the song interludes gave me a reason to watch it all the way through).

 

[greenboy2004]

2001: A Space Odyssey

When I look at Stanley Kubrick's Wikipedia page and read "Died March 7, 1999 (aged 70)", I let out a sigh of relief. Not because I want revenge or "eye for an eye" or what-have-you, but because he's no longer able to add more poison to the well that is film-making.

Yeah seriously can you back that up please. Other than the length of the movie that goes well over two hours the movie itself was amazing and the shear creep factor of the HAL computer is absolutly great.