what do you think the worst movie ever was

[Chechosaurus]

Meet the Parents.... Ben Stiller for fucks sake! Just take him out back, have him shot and then burn the remains lest he rise up once more.

 

[TaborMallory]

Any and all comic book related movies.

<color=red>I know I'm probably the 100th person to quote you one this, but really? The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, Spider Man 1 and 2, X Men 1 and 2, the Incredible Hulk (2008)...uh...Batman from 1989...umm...thats about it.

<color=black>Yes.
I don't feel like being nice anymore. All those movies were absolute shit.

Any and all comic book related movies.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine? the Batman Movies? really?

I don't think The Dark Knight agrees with you here. Or Batman Begins. Or Spiderman. Or Spiderman 2.

You forget Iron Man....

Watchmen was also awesome.

I thought both Spiderman and Iron Man were cinematic jokes. If I feel like being generous, the batman movies weren't too difficult to take seriously. I didn't even care enough to go see X-Men Origins or Watchmen. I will admit, though, that when I saw The Dark Knight in the theater, it was decent. But that was before I had time to... oh, you know... laugh at the plot, scoff at the typical hollywood logic, and question about half of the decisions made by all the characters. Just like I do with every other comic book movie.

 

[matt0713]

The Room. One of the funniest movies ever when it they were trying really hard to be serious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw

Note : The quotes at the end of the trailer have no source.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Son of the mask
All Jim Carrey movies without Jim Carrey SUCK

 

[AdhesiveTape]

I like bad movies.... They are like puns; the worse the better!

 

[shotgunbob]

Southland Tales

 

[Flying Dagger]

Lesbian Vampire Killers I believe it's called. Ugggggggggggggghhhhhh

Or this film I watched while flicking channels one night, it was s horror film about a robot dog that kills people.

it may be i'm an 18 year old boy but i found that film funny.
i've never seen gavin and stacy, i couldnt sit through horne and cordon, but there are a lot of hilarious moments, and it isnt written by the pair...
it isnt porn, it isnt horror, its a purely juvenile take on shaun of the dead... and imho it works.
also i really liked the village, and i have never watched it with anyone who has dissagreed with that.

worst film i've ever watched, blair witch project. wow was that shit.

 

[blackfrancis567]

uwe bowel nuff said

 

[Yegargeburble]

Platoon of the dead was pretty bad, and since I found it, I have stopped scouring the internet for bad horror films...it was just... traumatizing.

 

[Starke]

Any and all comic book related movies.

I don't think The Dark Knight agrees with you here. Or Batman Begins. Or Spiderman. Or Spiderman 2. Or...

Well, that's about it actually.

The only reason for watching The Dark Knight, is because of Heath Ledger and his genious way of playing The Joker. The rest of the movie is pretty boring. Batman Begins is just plain boring with nothing saving it. Spiderman sucked, as did Spiderman 2. (then again, the comics do too so you can't really blame them for that)

Why can't you mention good adaptions like Sin City, 300 or The Punisher: Warzone? : )

haha, really? Warzone was a mess. The only character in it that's actually IN character is Soap. Though, I'll admit, he did make the movie for me...

OT: I'm going to stand by The Doom Generation. I had a more than slightly deranged gf at one point that said the movie defined her life. It's about random violence and masturbation, so maybe...

 

[Shadowfaze]

The Hannah Montana movie. i was bored, curiosity took hold, and i regretted it deeply...

 

[Starke]

Because Punisher: Warzone was just a convoluted mish-mash of ludicrous action scenes that belong in Schwarzenegger movies and gore without the spirit or depth of any of the Punisher comics?

Sure, it was that. But what it had was the brutality of The Punisher. Something the previous film with Thomas Jane really lacked. Also it had an actor which really looked like Frank Castle does.

The sad thing is that those are two different movies. If they could make a movie which had the depth and character development of the first one and the brutality of the second one, then we would have a perfect movie conveying all what The Punisher is about.

The second one had the brutality but not the common sense of the Punisher. Seriously, I just about turnned it off when he looped his feet through the chandelier and started spinning upside down. I can't decide if the filmmakers were riffing on John Woo or Boondock Saints, or just thought "this'd be cool to do" with no sense or reason to it. There's nice periodic touches, like him leaving money for the police widow (or trying to), but, the whole "one last job" subplot is so terribly out of place. If it'd had that really dark monologue narration, these probably could have been forgiven, because you'd be getting inside Frank's head, but without that the only things that really seems consistent with the comics are Soap, Microchip (kinda), and the brutality. And, I'm sorry, I can't call it a good film on the brutality or the supporting characters.

Sorry, I'm ranting, I really want to like this movie, there's just something really critical missing, and I really think it's Frank's narration. Throw in a Burn Notice style narration track and it would probably work fantastically, but without it, it's just a bunch of shots of a paradoxically suicidal Frank Castle and someone who uses Buffalo Bill as his plastic surgeon.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Wait what?

Manos: Hands of Fate...you cant top that, not even the watchmen movie comes close to how horrible that was.

Drat, I was going to say that. If I had not seen that as an MST3K episode, I would've turned it off. ...and even then it wasn't much of an improvement.

 

[Starke]

The Hannah Montana movie. i was bored, curiosity took hold, and i regretted it deeply...

I really want to believe that's a joke, but it's not is it? (

 

[Starke]

Wait what?

Manos: Hands of Fate...you cant top that, not even the watchmen movie comes close to how horrible that was.

Drat, I was going to say that. If I had not seen that as an MST3K episode, I would've turned it off. ...and even then it wasn't much of an improvement.

I've never really understood how people call Manos their finest episode. It's probably the worst film they ever did, but, not their funniest. I vastly prefer Sampson vs. The Vampire Women or Space Mutiny over Manos, for instance.

 

[Shadowfaze]

The Hannah Montana movie. i was bored, curiosity took hold, and i regretted it deeply...

I really want to believe that's a joke, but it's not is it? (

nope... i am ashamed *red face*

 

[Vilhelm123]

Eragon - For being not only a crappy movie, but the worst translation of any novel to a movie. Ever.

This. Actually translated it so badly that they killed off characters that were needed for the rest of the series... That is if the film hadn't been so bad that they would have considered making the rest.

Also Starship Troopers 2.
Only DVD that I have ever actually thrown away. 3 was just as bad with its pointless rubbish with the big bug at the end, although the brain bug making that troopers head explode was so bad it was funny.

 

[Starke]

Eragon - For being not only a crappy movie, but the worst translation of any novel to a movie. Ever.

This. Actually translated it so badly that they killed off characters that were needed for the rest of the series... That is if the film hadn't been so bad that they would have considered making the rest.

Also Starship Troopers 2.
Only DVD that I have ever actually thrown away. 3 was just as bad with its pointless rubbish with the big bug at the end, although the brain bug making that troopers head explode was so bad it was funny.

Honestly the only reason I've kept John Carpenter's Vampires: Los Muertos is because it's exactly this kind of unintentionally hilarious.

The Hannah Montana movie. i was bored, curiosity took hold, and i regretted it deeply...

I really want to believe that's a joke, but it's not is it? (

nope... i am ashamed *red face*

Gah! *Will to live -1* *Sanity -1d6*

 

[Deleric]

Waking Life. Pretentious, condescending and it pissed my off.

 

[Carne]

Uwe Boll movies anyone?

Turn on the director's commentary for lots of luls. Uwe Boll is awesome in just how freaking crazy/bad he is.