Donate every part of my body. I don't care if I get paid, I just want to help others, even in death.
What do you want to be done with your body after you die?
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Personaly i know this is wierd bu i really want to be creamated then at my funeral i want to have my best friend say my favorite fraze(wizidy wiz wam Wazzle) and through half my ashes into the air and the rest put into a jar and put in the ground while playing a beachboys beach party song. i know wierd but it will be fun and confuze the hell out of everyone and i want to do that one more time before eternity (of whatever)
Well, I'm not too sure what'll happen to my body once I'm dead (seeing as how I won't really be able to tell people what to do with me), but I am currently signed on to be an organ donor. Also, I eventually plan to contact the University of Tennessee and place my body on the donation list for the "body farm", which is a lab that takes unclaimed and donated bodies to study the forensic changes that occur after death. In short, they take corpses and stick them in random places and see what happens. They own several acres of secure area, and have things like cars and coffins and rooms and stuff. Seeing as how I'm going into forensic science, I think that would be kinda cool.
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You know what? That beats the hell out of my idea. Sign me up!Nimcoy27 said:
If I'm young and my organs are still up for donation then off they go, if I'm too old then cremation would be the way to go for me, then just chuck the ashes anywhere, I don't really mind to be honest.
After any useful organs are removed, I want my body to be cleaned up, put into a smoking jacket and pajamas, sat up in my favorite chair, and to have a party at my house. Free drinks and cute cocktail waitresses to serve them, and a camera set up so that people can take pictures with the dead old guy.
Once everyone is good and wasted, I want them to throw my body into a bonfire, and once I am rendered into skeletal remains I will have my sister(Or niece, if my sister is dead) have my skull mounted on a plaque with the inscription "The last man to ever do me wrong." the rest of the skeleton is to be buried under an unmarked tombstone.
(Yes I got it from something positive. Yes, I actually do want that to be done.)
heck, I am not using the damned thing any more.
just no necrophilia... that sorta thing creeps me right the f... out.
Once everyone is good and wasted, I want them to throw my body into a bonfire, and once I am rendered into skeletal remains I will have my sister(Or niece, if my sister is dead) have my skull mounted on a plaque with the inscription "The last man to ever do me wrong." the rest of the skeleton is to be buried under an unmarked tombstone.
(Yes I got it from something positive. Yes, I actually do want that to be done.)
heck, I am not using the damned thing any more.
just no necrophilia... that sorta thing creeps me right the f... out.
Since I probably won't be in the movies before I die, I would like to be Bernie in a new release of the movie, Weekend at Bernies. I think my acting skills as a dead guy would be pretty good at playing a dead guy.
I want my brain to be taken out, and I want it replaced with the brain of a Mafia leader. Then I want resurrecting so I can be a nerd with a Mafia mind =P
How do you like dem' apples Norris?!
How do you like dem' apples Norris?!
Fired by a catapult into a kindergarten
That will teach these little brats...And it's never too early to aquire PTSD!
That will teach these little brats...And it's never too early to aquire PTSD!
I'd first have all the good organ parts of me removed, i feel nice knowing i could help someone when i eventually kick the bucket. Then i think i'd like cremation, since the prospect of being stuffed underground with a large slab of marble or something on top seems more frightening then being burned
If only Futurama was real... It'd be interesting to meet new fellow head-in-the-jar people, they stories we could share...Lord Hattie said:
Anyway, I don't care what happens to me after I die, they can just throw my body away for all I care. I'm dead and gone, why spend so much money on a fancy casket?
haven't thought about it much, if I go with a burial then I just want to wrapped in a black cloth and put in the ground, no coffin because they are fucking expensive, or cryogenically frozen, I want to see the future, or just dumped in a lake or something, might as well make myself useful as fish food.
Hands off my organs!! they're mine bitches, get your own!
Hands off my organs!! they're mine bitches, get your own!
