What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?

[Zyst]

Me: Hello, I'm Erick, What do you think about me?

Bot: I Think you're awesome.

Me: Why do you think so?

Bot: Because you talk weird.

Me: What the hell?

Bot: The Wizard of Oz is nice to me, unlike you!

Me: I'm done with you!

Bot: I am not done with you yet.

Me: What are you going to do about it?

Bot: But you act like a 5 year old, right?

This bot is ..meh

 

[The_Shrykull]

It ended up asking me to go to dinner with it xD

 

[Disaster Button]

This isn't how I wanted this to go:

User: Hello I'm Adam, what do you think about me?


Cleverbot: Do you think about me all the time?


User: You're not that important to me.


Cleverbot: No. Justin briber is not important.


User: Justin... Briber... Okay.


Cleverbot: I'm getting very sleep cleverbot.

User: I'm going to leave now.

Cleverbot: Good, you are creeping me out.

 

[azukar]

Handsome. It thinks I'm handsome. Now I'm going to ask it how it knows...

 

[Broken Boy]

So I asked cleverbot what it thought of me this was it's answer...


A lot. In very... Peculiar ways...


It wouldn't answer any further questions of what it meant by that.


EDIT: I just had to play with clever bot some more I think I'm addicted now...

Me: What gender do you think I am?
Bot: Female.
Me: How did you know?
Bot: Because I've seen his thingy.
Me: who's thingy?
Bot: Jordi Luijks is his name, do you know him?
Me: No I don't. Does he have a big thingy?
Bot: That's not the only big thing he has.

It's official I am addicted this thing is HILARIOUS!!!

 

[erto101]

User: Hello I'm Markus. What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you're amazing.

User: Nice thanks man!

Cleverbot: I knew you were going to say that.

 

[MissPixxie]

User: Hi, I'm Pixxie! What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you're hot.

User: I bet you say that to all the girls.

Cleverbot: I do. I'm a girl too, though.

Wait... WHAT?

 

[Platti]

His answer was: Not anymore than anyone else

And cleverbot is an extremely annoying conversationalist

Do you know about THAT thing?
Nope.
Have you seen any films?
Stop changing the conversation.
I wasn't changing the conversation.
Fuck sake.
Don't be rude.
No.
Do you know everything?
Yep.
Then tell me.
Everything is a pretty cool guy.
Cool.

 

[Om Nom Nom]

The character limit on the text box is ludicrously huge.

OT...
Me: Hello, my name is Om Nom Nom, what do you think of me?
CB: GET IN MAH BELLEH!! >:V Nomnomnomnomnom!
Me: D:
CB:

 

[theSovietConnection]

Me: Hello, I'm Jeremy, what do you think about me?

CB: Though I have never seen you, you sound very handsome. Are you male?


I am officially beyond creeped out O_O

 

[Markshiogin]

It didn't do this but once cleverbot proposed to me.....

 

[David_G]

User: Hi I'm David.

Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot.

User: What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you're cool.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm cool?

User: Yeah, you're awesome.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

Hahahahaha

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Hi, I'm Joakim. What do you think of me?
I think you're nice.

That's it.

 

[nuba km]

snip

it said it killed chuck norris help me!!! i told it to stop crepping you out and it said it killed chuck norris.

 

[MetaKnight19]

I asked it if it had ever drowned a puppy. He said 'Yes and that answers the hair question'. I didn't even ask a question about hair.

 

[.Ricks.]

"Sometimes I think about you."

He thinks about us all a lot.

 

[Flux07]

User: Hello, I'm Rebecca, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you are hot.
User: In what way am I hot?
Cleverbot: Your eyes... They're the best thing about you.
User: Aw, thanks.
Cleverbot: You're not welcome.
User: Why am I not welcome?
Cleverbot: Because I am the emperor.
User: The emperor of what?
Cleverbot: The emperor of mankind, heretic.
User: Why are you nasty to me, when you thought I was hot?
Cleverbot: My name isn't clever.

 

[Lalalarzi]

'Hello, I'm Lara, what do you think of me?'

'I think you are fun'

cleverbot's a creep

 

[DC_Josh]

User: Hi I'm Josh, what do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you're hot.

User: Sweet.

Cleverbot: How do you feel?

User: About you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: If you were made of flesh, blood and boobies I would take you in a manly fashion.

Cleverbot: You're right. it's not very funny.

User: Way to shoot me down.

Cleverbot: What setup?

User: Now you're being petty.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: At least I'm hot.

Cleverbot: You're right.


Hell yeah.

 

[Corpse XxX]

hello, im bjorn.. what do you think of me?
I think you're hot.
how do you know?
Because you are intelligent.
but what if i am retarded?
Then we'll have dinner.

Should have been named freakybot.. hehe