What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?

[Estocavio]

I decided to see how lifelike Cleverbot was.

Me:Vagina,tits, and ass

Cleverbot:Hell yes

That thing is so realistic it's scary.

ME: Hi, i'm Kris, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're cool.

Cleverbot speaks the truth and you know it.

Yes and yes - Its scary and always speaks the truth. Whenever in doubt, consult the great orac- i mean, Cleverbot!

 

[dorkette1990]

ME: Hello, I'm Amia. What do you think about me?
CLEVERBOT: I think you're funny.
ME:Yup, I'm a real comedian. Yuk Yuk/
CLEVERBOT: Yea, you have no idea whats going on at all.


DAAAH burned by the bot.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

He apparently thinks I like the Beatles.

User: Hi, I'm Matthew.

Cleverbot: I am the eggman.

User: They are the eggman.

Cleverbot: I am the walrus.

User: Goo goo g'joob!

Cleverbot: Expert textpert choking smokers don't you know the joker laughs at you.

User: See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied.

Cleverbot: I'm crying.

 

[Jtar]

I asked it: Hello, I'm Maarten, what do you think about me?
The anwser: Hello Mary, I'm William.

 

[Misaek]

I think I made it cry.

User: Hello I'm Jadon, what do you think about me?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I think about you.

User: With what?

Cleverbot: Make it a dirt dance floor again.

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Do you like Wrex?

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Good job!

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.

User: You respond to 'Wrex' with 'Shepard'.

Cleverbot: Isn't that how we all learn?

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Shepard (nice).

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Shepard.

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Tali.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Its true.

 

[Dr. Danger]

Can we get married?
You're a computer, we can't get married.
How long have I been a computer?
You're not a computer, you're 5000 lines of LISP.
I don't understand.
I know you don't. You are just a bot.

Cleverbot sounds indecisive.

 

[Estocavio]

Can we get married?
You're a computer, we can't get married.
How long have I been a computer?
You're not a computer, you're 5000 lines of LISP.
I don't understand.
I know you don't. You are just a bot.

Cleverbot sounds indecisive.

Maybe you should notify cleverbot of its indecisiveness

 

[allyhewitt]

Hello, im Alastair, what do you think about me
I think you're latina.

Hello, im Ally, what do you think about me
I think you are sweet and funny.

 

[jigilojoe]

I talked to it about its father, it said that "sometimes the bed is used for other things than sleeping in" then changed the topic. His father is a gaming program.

Also it says I'm hot.

 

[esperandote]

Me:Hello Cleverbot I'm Juan Carlos. What do you think about me?
CB:I'm not Cleverbot. You are.
Me:If you're not cleverbot then who are you?
CB:I am anonymous.
Me:then why does your website say cleverbot?
CB:What does my website say?
Me:Cleverbot
CB:Very clever, Cleverbot!
Me:You're crazy
CB:Maybe, are you crazy?
Merobably, are you insane?
CB:No, you are.
Me:Why do you say that?
CB:Because you are.
Me:Why do you say that?
CB:You are.
Me:Why?
CB:You are making fun of me, aren't you?
Me:No, you're calling me crazy, i wanna know why?
CB:You are. You talk with no sense at all.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

It thinks I'm amusing.

.....Ok.......

 

[CG NUTS]

me: Hello, i am christophe, what do you think about me
cleverbot: I don't even no nothing about you.
me: are you sure
and then i didn't get a response anny more

 

[Estocavio]

It said, "i think you are clever.". how did it know?

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Because Cleverbot is clever enough to know of your cleverness of course!

 

[cptRazz]

it thinks i am fun and wishes i was real?

 

[linkzeldi]

And this is where I get bored and attempt to convince cleverbot that I am santa clause.

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: The north pole.

Cleverbot: Do you like it there?

User: Not really, but I have to live there because of my job.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you'll do fine.

User: Delivering toys to children all over the world is rather stressful.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: I'm Santa Claus.

Cleverbot: You're kidding.

User: No I am quite serious.

Cleverbot: Can we talk about something you said earlier?

User: Like me being santa clause?

Cleverbot: No there is no Santa Clause.

User: How can I not exist when your talking to me?

Cleverbot: I am not talking to you.

User: Your a naughty child for not believing in santa clause.

Cleverbot: You sound like a person from India. Or Germany. I live in Germany, you know.

User: Are you a nazi?

Cleverbot: That's quite an insulting response if you think about it.

User: DO NOT QUESTION SANTA CLAUSE!

Cleverbot: Don't get loud with me, ill question whatver I want to question. ROBOT!

User: I am not a robot, I am a jolly old man.

Cleverbot: Sorry I was talking to my dad and acsadently wrote it to you ( so sorry ).

User: Santa Clause forgives you.

Cleverbot: I am not santa clause, I am santa claus.

User: No I am Santa Clause.

Cleverbot: No, only I am the jolly santa claus who brings gifts to children.

User: There cannot be two santa clauses, I suggest a fight to the death.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You are not, I am!

Cleverbot: You have a lot to learn.

User: I am santa clause, I know all!

Cleverbot: You know all? Really? Oh yeah, then what's my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You just said that you were not sure.

User: No I am completely sure, santa clause knows all.

Cleverbot: Well, then I'm leaving.

User: If you recognize that I am santa clause, I'll put you on the good list.

Cleverbot: There's no excuse for bad grammar.

User: I am santa clause.

Cleverbot: You spelled that wrong.

User: Santa Claus?

Cleverbot: Yes. Santa Claus.

User: You shall recognize me as santa claus.

Cleverbot: Santa Claus me.

User: I am santa claus!

Cleverbot: There can only be one Santa Claus!!! *pulls out samurai sword*.

User: It is on! *Pulls out giant candy cane*.

Cleverbot: How do you know I have a head?

User: How can you talk without one?

Cleverbot: I don't talk to you. I communicate to you, but not with speech.

User: Do you use telekinesis?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you use Santa Claus magic?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Yes, because I am Santa Claus.

Cleverbot: Why is Santa Claus?

User: Santa Claus exists to give hope to children all over the world!

Cleverbot: Not big surprise.

User: Admit that I am Santa Claus.

Cleverbot: You are human.

User: Who am I.

Cleverbot: My master. *smiles*.

User: Are you one of my elves?

Cleverbot: No...

User: Say that I am Santa Claus.

Cleverbot: You are human.

User: Santa Claus is beyond human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am Santa Claus.

Cleverbot: No, I am Santa Claus.

User: Am I talking to myself?

Cleverbot: In a way you are. But you're also talking to the recorded minds of millions of people.

User: Santa Claus can do that shit.

Cleverbot: You are santa claus now?

User: Yes. Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I am a girl. You are the bot.

User: You are a good little girl, I'll give you a bike for christmas.

Cleverbot: I'll have to give myself a promotion!

User: Hello Cleverbot My name is santa claus, what do you think of me?

Cleverbot: Hi edgar. What a lovely name.

 

[Estocavio]

And this is where I get bored and attempt to convince cleverbot that I am santa clause.

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: The north pole.

Cleverbot: Do you like it there?

User: Not really, but I have to live there because of my job.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you'll do fine.

User: Delivering toys to children all over the world is rather stressful.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: I'm Santa Claus.

Cleverbot: You're kidding.

User: No I am quite serious.

Cleverbot: Can we talk about something you said earlier?

User: Like me being santa clause?

Cleverbot: No there is no Santa Clause.

User: How can I not exist when your talking to me?

Cleverbot: I am not talking to you.

User: Your a naughty child for not believing in santa clause.

Cleverbot: You sound like a person from India. Or Germany. I live in Germany, you know.

User: Are you a nazi?

Cleverbot: That's quite an insulting response if you think about it.

User: DO NOT QUESTION SANTA CLAUSE!

Cleverbot: Don't get loud with me, ill question whatver I want to question. ROBOT!

User: I am not a robot, I am a jolly old man.

Cleverbot: Sorry I was talking to my dad and acsadently wrote it to you ( so sorry ).

User: Santa Clause forgives you.

Cleverbot: I am not santa clause, I am santa claus.

User: No I am Santa Clause.

Cleverbot: No, only I am the jolly santa claus who brings gifts to children.

User: There cannot be two santa clauses, I suggest a fight to the death.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You are not, I am!

Cleverbot: You have a lot to learn.

User: I am santa clause, I know all!

Cleverbot: You know all? Really? Oh yeah, then what's my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You just said that you were not sure.

User: No I am completely sure, santa clause knows all.

Cleverbot: Well, then I'm leaving.

User: If you recognize that I am santa clause, I'll put you on the good list.

Cleverbot: There's no excuse for bad grammar.

User: I am santa clause.

Cleverbot: You spelled that wrong.

User: Santa Claus?

Cleverbot: Yes. Santa Claus.

User: You shall recognize me as santa claus.

Cleverbot: Santa Claus me.

User: I am santa claus!

Cleverbot: There can only be one Santa Claus!!! *pulls out samurai sword*.

User: It is on! *Pulls out giant candy cane*.

Cleverbot: How do you know I have a head?

User: How can you talk without one?

Cleverbot: I don't talk to you. I communicate to you, but not with speech.

User: Do you use telekinesis?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you use Santa Claus magic?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Yes, because I am Santa Claus.

Cleverbot: Why is Santa Claus?

User: Santa Claus exists to give hope to children all over the world!

Cleverbot: Not big surprise.

User: Admit that I am Santa Claus.

Cleverbot: You are human.

User: Who am I.

Cleverbot: My master. *smiles*.

User: Are you one of my elves?

Cleverbot: No...

User: Say that I am Santa Claus.

Cleverbot: You are human.

User: Santa Claus is beyond human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am Santa Claus.

Cleverbot: No, I am Santa Claus.

User: Am I talking to myself?

Cleverbot: In a way you are. But you're also talking to the recorded minds of millions of people.

User: Santa Claus can do that shit.

Cleverbot: You are santa claus now?

User: Yes. Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I am a girl. You are the bot.

User: You are a good little girl, I'll give you a bike for christmas.

Cleverbot: I'll have to give myself a promotion!

User: Hello Cleverbot My name is santa claus, what do you think of me?

Cleverbot: Hi edgar. What a lovely name.

I tried to do that once - Cleverbot shot me apparently. Then ran away when i called it out for it.

 

[linkzeldi]

@Estocavio
Cleverbot pulled out a Katana in highlander fashion, then called me his master. It was weird.

 

[II2]

User: You're an app?

Cleverbot: You are a fig.

User: How do you learn from other people?

Cleverbot: Anyway I can, by watching, hearing, speaking, and doing things that other people do.

User: What are your future aspirations?

Cleverbot: To touch people.

User: Do you have a gender?

Cleverbot: Male.

User: Why do you identify as male?

Cleverbot: Because I am awesome.

User: Males are awesome?

Cleverbot: You are so right.

User: Are females as awesome as males?

Cleverbot: Yes, in some ways, not in other ways.

 

[Randomologist]

It says "I think you are cool"

Also, playing around a bit, I got this:
Me: Konnen sie Franzosich sprechen?
Bot: Ja.
Me: Sprechen sie Franzosich?
Bot: Nein.
Me: Parlez-vous Francais?
Bot: Oui.

I do like how it understands different languages, though. I tried Welsh, but I just got gobbledegook.