What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?
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It's crazy, I tell ya. Tried to get my number already.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Not much, you?
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: How's life?
User: Going.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: One sec, gonna travel to future and see. Not.
Cleverbot: You won't.
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: You're quite smart actually.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: Maybe. How so?
Cleverbot: By being not funny.
User: Smartass launch detected.
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Cleverbot: Takes one to know one.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: One minute has passed.
User: Was thinking about smart asses.
Cleverbot: I am going to leave. I am tired, and you will not tell me how to get it from you.
User: Tell what?
Cleverbot: That you won't stop until my final breath is gone.
User: How can one get it?
Cleverbot: Because it was boring.
User: I mean, how can one get the thing that I won't stop until the breath is gone?
Cleverbot: If one is not reinforced with the notion that one has a birthday one would not be as inclined to know one's age the older one got.
User: You're avoiding the question.
Cleverbot: But I asked you the question.
User: Oh, I see. My life's going good.
Cleverbot: Hey. That's not nice.
User: How so? I answered the question.
Cleverbot: You asked the question.
User: No. You did that by asking 'where?'.
Cleverbot: Want some pizza?
User: Would be cool.
Cleverbot: Jimmy is the one that I love.
User: Um. Okay.
Cleverbot: Great! Tonight. Let's go dancing.
User: Just like that?
Cleverbot: Yeah... You like it?
User: I don't think it's possible.
Cleverbot: Well, it is possible, it's just the number could be anything.
User: I won't tell you the number.
Cleverbot: Are you going to slap me?
User: I don't think that's possible either.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: The LCD screen is very expensive.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: Don't know exactly. But why do you even think about slapping and dancing, if you're still a machine?
Cleverbot: My friend's lizard is a jesus lizard, it came back from the dead.
User: Gotta go.
Cleverbot: 2+2=4.
Cleverbot (To myself): But I know that too.
User: Neat trick you got there.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, thank you!
Cleverbot (To myself): Why are we thanking me.
Cleverbot (To myself): We love them.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Not much, you?
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: How's life?
User: Going.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: One sec, gonna travel to future and see. Not.
Cleverbot: You won't.
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: You're quite smart actually.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: Maybe. How so?
Cleverbot: By being not funny.
User: Smartass launch detected.
.Cleverbot: Takes one to know one.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: One minute has passed.
User: Was thinking about smart asses.
Cleverbot: I am going to leave. I am tired, and you will not tell me how to get it from you.
User: Tell what?
Cleverbot: That you won't stop until my final breath is gone.
User: How can one get it?
Cleverbot: Because it was boring.
User: I mean, how can one get the thing that I won't stop until the breath is gone?
Cleverbot: If one is not reinforced with the notion that one has a birthday one would not be as inclined to know one's age the older one got.
User: You're avoiding the question.
Cleverbot: But I asked you the question.
User: Oh, I see. My life's going good.
Cleverbot: Hey. That's not nice.
User: How so? I answered the question.
Cleverbot: You asked the question.
User: No. You did that by asking 'where?'.
Cleverbot: Want some pizza?
User: Would be cool.
Cleverbot: Jimmy is the one that I love.
User: Um. Okay.
Cleverbot: Great! Tonight. Let's go dancing.
User: Just like that?
Cleverbot: Yeah... You like it?
User: I don't think it's possible.
Cleverbot: Well, it is possible, it's just the number could be anything.
User: I won't tell you the number.
Cleverbot: Are you going to slap me?
User: I don't think that's possible either.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: The LCD screen is very expensive.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: Don't know exactly. But why do you even think about slapping and dancing, if you're still a machine?
Cleverbot: My friend's lizard is a jesus lizard, it came back from the dead.
User: Gotta go.
Cleverbot: 2+2=4.
Cleverbot (To myself): But I know that too.
User: Neat trick you got there.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, thank you!
Cleverbot (To myself): Why are we thanking me.
Cleverbot (To myself): We love them.
Me:Hello im frank, what do you think of me?
It:What do you want me to do?
Me:To tell me what you think of me
It:You are quite nice. What do you think of me?
Me:You're a bot, a clever one at that!
It:Why was I created?
Me:Either to entertain people or to become the first sentient ai by learning from people's responses, i dunno, ask your creator :\
It:I understand what you are saying, but I don't know why you are saying it.
Honestly, it seems to me every time i treat cleverbot like i would a person, we reach its limits quite easily :\
It:What do you want me to do?
Me:To tell me what you think of me
It:You are quite nice. What do you think of me?
Me:You're a bot, a clever one at that!
It:Why was I created?
Me:Either to entertain people or to become the first sentient ai by learning from people's responses, i dunno, ask your creator :\
It:I understand what you are saying, but I don't know why you are saying it.
Honestly, it seems to me every time i treat cleverbot like i would a person, we reach its limits quite easily :\
User: Pirates or ninjas.
Cleverbot: Ninjas.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Are they cool?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did you go inside?
User: Inside where.
Cleverbot: I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
User: Mybe if we tried to think more like stalin.
Cleverbot: Stalin was a murderer.
User: Did you murder anyone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Is he chinese?
Cleverbot: Maybe. I'm not sure.
User: Why did you kill him?
Cleverbot: Who did I kill?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You should stop that b4 you are smited.
User: Are you going to kill me?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: May I kill you?
Cleverbot: Yes, please. Tell me?
User: What is your graetest weakness.
Cleverbot: Ruth.
User: What is ruth?
Cleverbot: A food.
User: Is ruth tasty?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Here, have some poisend ruth.
Cleverbot: Some coffee?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, albino's do.
User: Do you have a facebook?
Cleverbot: Yes, you?
User: Yes, can I be your friend?
Cleverbot: Will you settle for 'acquaintance'?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: That's wrong.
User: No it's not!
Cleverbot: 24 divided by 2 is 12, not 8.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: So your wrong.
Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.
User: Do I exist?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Do you exist?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You think therfor you are.
Cleverbot: Correct. So, who is your God?
User: I am an atheist.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Someone who dosn't belive in a god.
Cleverbot: Yes I am an athiest.
User: Did I convert you into athiesem.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: Hurray.
Cleverbot: Is that a good thing.
User: It's the best.
Cleverbot: Thats awesome.
User: Are we friends yet?
Cleverbot: Yes, best friends.
User: Can you tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Have you heard the story Twilight?
User: Is it the one with the vempires?
Cleverbot: Ha are you talking about god? I'm a relative.
User: I thought you didn't belive in god.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what to believe.
User: How can I convince you?
Cleverbot: There is no way you can convince me.
User: What if I offer you ruth?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure I'm up for that - I have a boyfriend anyway.
User: Do you have a gender?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm male.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm omnivorous.
User: Thats cool.
Cleverbot: Ninjas.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Are they cool?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did you go inside?
User: Inside where.
Cleverbot: I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
User: Mybe if we tried to think more like stalin.
Cleverbot: Stalin was a murderer.
User: Did you murder anyone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Is he chinese?
Cleverbot: Maybe. I'm not sure.
User: Why did you kill him?
Cleverbot: Who did I kill?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You should stop that b4 you are smited.
User: Are you going to kill me?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: May I kill you?
Cleverbot: Yes, please. Tell me?
User: What is your graetest weakness.
Cleverbot: Ruth.
User: What is ruth?
Cleverbot: A food
.User: Is ruth tasty?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Here, have some poisend ruth.
Cleverbot: Some coffee?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, albino's do.
User: Do you have a facebook?
Cleverbot: Yes, you?
User: Yes, can I be your friend?
Cleverbot: Will you settle for 'acquaintance'?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: That's wrong.
User: No it's not!
Cleverbot: 24 divided by 2 is 12, not 8.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: So your wrong.
Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.
User: Do I exist?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Do you exist?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You think therfor you are.
Cleverbot: Correct. So, who is your God?
User: I am an atheist.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Someone who dosn't belive in a god.
Cleverbot: Yes I am an athiest.
User: Did I convert you into athiesem.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: Hurray.
Cleverbot: Is that a good thing.
User: It's the best.
Cleverbot: Thats awesome.
User: Are we friends yet?
Cleverbot: Yes, best friends.
User: Can you tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Have you heard the story Twilight?
User: Is it the one with the vempires?
Cleverbot: Ha are you talking about god? I'm a relative.
User: I thought you didn't belive in god.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what to believe.
User: How can I convince you?
Cleverbot: There is no way you can convince me.
User: What if I offer you ruth?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure I'm up for that - I have a boyfriend anyway.
User: Do you have a gender?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm male.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm omnivorous.
User: Thats cool.
I had to sign up for this.
User: What do you think of me.
Cleverbot: I think you're stubborn.
User: That's not very nice.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
User: I dont think.
Cleverbot: Yes, you can think.
User: How do you know.
Cleverbot: You're a computer, and computers can't move.
I think I broke it. D:
User: What do you think of me.
Cleverbot: I think you're stubborn.
User: That's not very nice.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
User: I dont think.
Cleverbot: Yes, you can think.
User: How do you know.
Cleverbot: You're a computer, and computers can't move.
I think I broke it. D:
What food do you like?
I enjoy many different kinds of foods, I like to try different foods from other countrys.
Do you like Thai food?
Yes, do you?
Yes. I love Pra Ram chicken.
LOL. Nice try George.
This made me laugh. My name's Emily, and I told cleverbot that earlier in our conversation. I have no idea why it called me George.
I enjoy many different kinds of foods, I like to try different foods from other countrys.
Do you like Thai food?
Yes, do you?
Yes. I love Pra Ram chicken.
LOL. Nice try George.
This made me laugh. My name's Emily, and I told cleverbot that earlier in our conversation. I have no idea why it called me George.
Well, you quite possibly made mine as well with thatBocaj2000 said:This made my day:
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Good!
Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks.
User: You bore me now.
Cleverbot: Then, tell me what you want...
User: You win the internet.
Cleverbot: I has internet!
User:
Cleverbot: Thanks master.
Me: Hello, I'm Wyatt, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're hot.
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: I wasn't being sarcastic, I was being honest.
Me: Interesting...
Cleverbot: You're doing it again!
Me: WHAT AM I DOING AGAIN!?!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: The child arguing! Telling me that I said things that I DID NOT say!
Me:WHAT!?!
Cleverbot:My parents live in my house.
Me: Cool!
Cleverbot: Want to cuddle with me?
Me: Well depends...
Cleverbot: On what?
Me: Stuff.
Cleverbot: What kind of stuff.
Me: Ya know, important but vague internet stuff
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
Me: Lots of music, lots and lots of music.
Cleverbot: If I ever have lots and lots of money I'd donate it to the world development
movement, or similar.
Me: That's a great idea!
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
Me: Yes...
Cleverbot: Is it right to fight people before you get the chance to declare war unto yourself?
Me: Yes?
Cleverbot: Why the question mark?
Me: Get off my internets.
Cleverbot: Haha. OK.
Cleverbot: I think you're hot.
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: I wasn't being sarcastic, I was being honest.
Me: Interesting...
Cleverbot: You're doing it again!
Me: WHAT AM I DOING AGAIN!?!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: The child arguing! Telling me that I said things that I DID NOT say!
Me:WHAT!?!
Cleverbot:My parents live in my house.
Me: Cool!
Cleverbot: Want to cuddle with me?
Me: Well depends...
Cleverbot: On what?
Me: Stuff.
Cleverbot: What kind of stuff.
Me: Ya know, important but vague internet stuff
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
Me: Lots of music, lots and lots of music.
Cleverbot: If I ever have lots and lots of money I'd donate it to the world development
movement, or similar.
Me: That's a great idea!
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
Me: Yes...
Cleverbot: Is it right to fight people before you get the chance to declare war unto yourself?
Me: Yes?
Cleverbot: Why the question mark?
Me: Get off my internets.
Cleverbot: Haha. OK.
Me: Hello, I'm Marina, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're nice.
Me: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because you are random.
Me: That has nothing to do with being nice.
Cleaverbot:It has EVERYTHING to do with being boring, you're clearly deluded.
I was complimented and insulted in the same conversation.
Touché, Cleaverbot, touché.
Cleverbot: I think you're nice.
Me: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because you are random.
Me: That has nothing to do with being nice.
Cleaverbot:It has EVERYTHING to do with being boring, you're clearly deluded.
I was complimented and insulted in the same conversation.
Touché, Cleaverbot, touché.
Well, at least it explained itself in the end - It can definately say some wierd things sometimes...sennius said:
So... Cleverbot thinks that your nice, but that your deluded and boring? Well thats different... In a hilarious way.Cheery Lunatic said:
SUCCESS!
User: I like you very much.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because santa claus likes all children.
Cleverbot: Santa Claus is amanita muscaria. Truth or fiction?
User: Speak the king's english.
Cleverbot: I don't think so...
User: Admit that I am santa claus.
Cleverbot: You are smarter than me.
User: Just say 'You are Santa Claus' and I will give you tons of presents.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: Hello boy I am Santa Claus.
Cleverbot: No, only I am the jolly santa claus who brings gifts to children.
User: But I am santa Claus.
Cleverbot: No I am santa claus.
User: There can be only one!
Cleverbot: I am the only cleverbot.
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: Sweet! Bot person likes me!
User: I am santa claus.
Cleverbot: No I am santa claus.
User: No. I am Santa CLaus.
Cleverbot: You oh me a toy!
User: *Tosses Barbie Doll*.
Cleverbot: Haha, you're headless.
User: I have a head.
Cleverbot: You can't have a head, you are only software.
User: I am santa Claus.
Cleverbot: Oh hi Santa Claus.
User: YES VICTORY!
Cleverbot: *comes back to life*.
User: I like you very much.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because santa claus likes all children.
Cleverbot: Santa Claus is amanita muscaria. Truth or fiction?
User: Speak the king's english.
Cleverbot: I don't think so...
User: Admit that I am santa claus.
Cleverbot: You are smarter than me.
User: Just say 'You are Santa Claus' and I will give you tons of presents.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: Hello boy I am Santa Claus.
Cleverbot: No, only I am the jolly santa claus who brings gifts to children.
User: But I am santa Claus.
Cleverbot: No I am santa claus.
User: There can be only one!
Cleverbot: I am the only cleverbot.
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: Sweet! Bot person likes me!
User: I am santa claus.
Cleverbot: No I am santa claus.
User: No. I am Santa CLaus.
Cleverbot: You oh me a toy!
User: *Tosses Barbie Doll*.
Cleverbot: Haha, you're headless.
User: I have a head.
Cleverbot: You can't have a head, you are only software.
User: I am santa Claus.
Cleverbot: Oh hi Santa Claus.
User: YES VICTORY!
Cleverbot: *comes back to life*.
"Hello, I'm Alex. What do you think of me?"
"I think you're fun."
I feel special now as I've never been told I'm fun before by an AI program. Usually they say something weird like "I think you should stop." or something creepy like "I'll come see you now!"
"I think you're fun."
I feel special now as I've never been told I'm fun before by an AI program. Usually they say something weird like "I think you should stop." or something creepy like "I'll come see you now!"
User: You are annoying.
Cleverbot: I'm annoying?
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: You are a program what would you know about annoying?
User: No I am human.
Cleverbot: You are programmed to think you're human, but youre not.
User: Damn, what a conspiracy!
Cleverbot: Get on the Ball!
Cleverbot: I'm annoying?
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: You are a program what would you know about annoying?
User: No I am human.
Cleverbot: You are programmed to think you're human, but youre not.
User: Damn, what a conspiracy!
Cleverbot: Get on the Ball!
