What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex

[cookieXkiller]

needs more bacon...
in my opinion we also think about food and whos bringing what to the party on friday.
I find this much amusing

 

[MaxwellEdison]

Carl Sagan, Thomas Jefferson, CS Lewis, George Orwell, and MLK are apparently now women.

 

[moretimethansense]

Simply couldn't have said it better than you two myself.
This "book" is bullshit and I can proove it, I am in facl a man, a male human of a sexualy mature age, right now I'm in the middle of a collection of thoughts, "should I go to sleep now?", "Should I watch The Brave Little Toastr BEFORE going to sleep?", "I really hope that my copy of the new Pokemon game comes tomorrow." and "The hole in my boxers is now offically larger than the arse it's supposed to cover, I should probebly get some new ones." men think about plenty of stuff and I'm sick of people assuming that I think of nbothing but sex.
Hell, I'm a collossul pervert with 230+ GB of porn on my hard drive and it STILL takes up less of my thought time than Lordi's Icon of dominance (why the fuck can't I get it out of my head?!).

Having said all that, it certainly is possible for a man's head to be totally vacent, devoid of thought, empty but it not like we don't ponder the myteries of the universe from time to time.

You do realize that this entire thing is nothing more than a clever way to sell notebooks/journals right?

PS - Anyone that is at all offended by this thing needs to punch themselves in the groin repeatedly until they grow a sense of humor.

PPS - Anyone that is offended by this clearly feels it strikes far too close to home and must therefore lash out at it for pointing out their own shortcomings.

Pretty much, that doesn't stop it from bbeing a damn insult to males.
Why is it offensive to insult women but if a man gets offended by an insult they should "grow a sense of humor"?
It's stupid shit like this that leads to the steriotype of all men being potentil rapists, the belief that men are "only after one thing" and of course that men are increadibly shallow and naturally less sensitive than women.
I am sick of stereotypes, all of them.

 

[Godhead]

Steak, cheese, steak with a fully loaded baked potato with cheese and sour cream. ... Sex. DAMNIT. I'm gonna go make a sandwich.

 

[white_salad]

He forgot bacon.

and other bacon wrapped meats

Or having sex on a bed made of bacon.

 

[Arizona Kyle]

That's kinda funny, but why the hell would you want a blank book. Seems like people who thought that they were actually going to read an interesting piece of psychology just got robbed.

true but atleast you can fill it with stuff not about sex XD

 

[Agayek]

Pretty much, that doesn't stop it from bbeing a damn insult to males.
Why is it offensive to insult women but if a man gets offended by an insult they should "grow a sense of humor"?
It's stupid shit like this that leads to the steriotype of all men being potentil rapists, the belief that men are "only after one thing" and of course that men are increadibly shallow and naturally less sensitive than women.
I am sick of stereotypes, all of them.

Allow me to add onto my previous statement:

Anyone that is offended by a "Get in the kitchen" joke told to a woman needs a sense of humor.

Anyone that is offended by a short joke told to a midget needs a sense of humor.

Anyone that's offended by a miser joke told to a Jew needs a sense of humor.

Long story short, anyone that's offended by anything that's not a direct, personal insult needs to grow the fuck up and realize that their sensibilities are not more important than free expression.

 

[dark_mist34]

money and how i do not have enough.

 

[smearyllama]

I thought this would be about heists and bank robberies.
(aren't those pretty much the same thing though?)

No. A heist is more of a thing that uses complex gadgetry, and involves being lowered through a skylight and maneuvering past laser tripwires.

A bank robbery is more of just a guy going into a bank armed and demanding money.

One is far classier.
Can you guess which?

OT: That previous area obviously shows that not all I think about is sex.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

What makes me laugh the most is the though that most of the students who bought the book have probably fillied them with drawings of penises and boobs

 

[Gladiateher]

That's kinda funny, but why the hell would you want a blank book. Seems like people who thought that they were actually going to read an interesting piece of psychology just got robbed.

true but atleast you can fill it with stuff not about sex XD

Lol I would still feel duped. But it would make a nice conversation piece.

 

[Mantonio]

It's on the same level as a 'Get back to the kitchen!' joke, and they aren't allowed either. Why is this one allowed?

And it actually isn't on the same level at all. You're comparing centuries of oppression and bullying to... um... well actually nothing bad has ever really happened to males. Implying that they think about sex a lot (we do) seems kinda, well, nothing. Stop trying to develop some sort of victim complex.

well actually nothing bad has ever really happened to males.

There are no words.

 

[Arizona Kyle]

That's kinda funny, but why the hell would you want a blank book. Seems like people who thought that they were actually going to read an interesting piece of psychology just got robbed.

true but atleast you can fill it with stuff not about sex XD

Lol I would still feel duped. But it would make a nice conversation piece.

well the amazon add showed it was blank so i doubt that anyone thought it was an actul book

 

[Gladiateher]

That's kinda funny, but why the hell would you want a blank book. Seems like people who thought that they were actually going to read an interesting piece of psychology just got robbed.

true but atleast you can fill it with stuff not about sex XD

Lol I would still feel duped. But it would make a nice conversation piece.

well the amazon add showed it was blank so i doubt that anyone thought it was an actul book

O really? thats good to know then.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Har har..*rolls eyes*

 

[Shinx]

He forgot cake.
EVERYONE thinks of cake.

OT: That guy is duuuuuuumb, and incredibly sexist.
Oh wait, its the modern world, you CAN'T be sexist towards men.
Guess this is all just payback huh?