What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex

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Haydyn said:
Oh god. Going that far just for a "men are pigs" joke? Sexism towards men is way higher than sexism towards women in the modern day civilized world. I guess that means that fathers never think about their children and male fire fighters never think about saving lives. If I wrote a book basically saying all women think about is makeup shoes and dildoes, I would be branded a sexist, and rightfully so. Why double standards, why?!

Simove has no testacles. He had sex on his mind when he came up with this idea.
Yeah, double standards are a *****.

I mean, when a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she's a slut, yet when a guy does it, he's a homosexual. The fuck's with that?
 

Dragonpit

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Well, no. It actually makes sense to me. Statistics say that for the average male, every other thought involves sex. The rest is completely dependent on the male in question. If the pages in that book are blank, if we really could write in anything else we thought of, it would become the perfect model of the male mind. If the book itself is sex, the content is everything else we think of and there it is.
 

Geo Da Sponge

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I think it's amazing people are still having a negative reaction after the OP explains the joke. When I first heard about this, I didn't think it was very funny either, but when I realised it's a notebook and so you fill it yourself it seems a lot more intelligent.

This goes doubly to the people who feel the need to disprove the line "Men only think about sex". No one thinks that's literally true.

Lucien Pyrus said:
I'd say food. The way to a guy's heart is through his stomach
Your avatar makes me want to get some more lights.
 

ParkourMcGhee

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I think it's a nice joke, taken with the fact that you can actually fill it ot yourself as a notebook.

I'd probably buy it, but it's a hassle to keep this together with other stuff that I get at uni - it's much easier to just have paper and use a folder then clips.
 

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TestECull said:
I think of, in order from most to least frequent, about these things on a daily basis:

"I'm bored. Need to entertain myself"
"I wonder if someone makes rear disc brakes for my truck..."
"I really need to clean the air filter on my RC, but I'm too bored to get up and do it"
"Oooh, new game info"
"BAH fuck the DRM"
"I'm hungry. Where's the bacon?"
"...Still bored. I'ma go check Escapist"
"Oh fuck. Another one of those god damned "You x your avatar/Your avatar is x" threads. Dammit."
"Fuck that Captcha."
"I wonder if OCN has any good threads going on...."
"...nope. Finalgear?"
"Nope there, too. Fuck I'm bored."
"I wonder if Paheal is still having 502 error spam"
"Yup. Guess I'm not browsing their images today. I wonder what's on Escapist!"
"Nothing. Time to go to bed".
You Sir, win at life.
 

Anarchemitis

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This is a picture of Ken Mattingly, one of the Astronauts of Apollo 16.

Things he is probably thinking about: Xenogeology, the Origin of the Universe, Aluminum oxide compounds, how far he is from the Rover, the substance of being one of only 12 men who ever walked the Moon, the awesome beauty of the surface of the Moon, what might John Young (the Astronaut who took the picture) be thinking about, citrus food packs on the Lunar module, how kickass he'll look to his kids and other Earth observers

Things he is probably not thinking about: Dying a slow agonizing death of leprosy, limousines, William Howard Taft, Strawberries, the Roman prefecture of Hispania, Casual sex, Minimalist composition theory, pork, the future of Politics and the Economy, Superman, Movies that haven't been made yet, Gregor Mendeleev etc.

Every man thinks about how cool they are (and possibly what John Young is thinking about) at least once in their life.
 

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Geo Da Sponge said:
I think it's amazing people are still having a negative reaction after the OP explains the joke. When I first heard about this, I didn't think it was very funny either, but when I realised it's a notebook and so you fill it yourself it seems a lot more intelligent.

This goes doubly to the people who feel the need to disprove the line "Men only think about sex". No one thinks that's literally true.

Lucien Pyrus said:
I'd say food. The way to a guy's heart is through his stomach
Your avatar makes me want to get some more lights.
+10 for getting the reference.
In fact, men spend alot of time thinking about some form of fantasy.
 

mjc0961

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While I enjoy the humor behind the book being completely blank, they're essentially selling a really expensive notebook and thus I wouldn't buy it.

Good joke, though.
 

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What I think about aside from sex.

Wrenches, trolling, Pokemon, How much better xbox games are than 360 games, metallurgy, creating, and my book idea.
 

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IM not sure all thsoe posts that are raging over how people are buying a blank book are serious or just another joke...
 

lacktheknack

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It's meant to be used as a notebook to be filled out by men, so they prove that they do, in fact, think of things other than sex.

It's actually pretty funny at first glance.
 

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sweet im gonna go write me a bestseller...sure itll be like..no# 288 or sumthing but seems real easy.
 

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Lucien Pyrus said:
Geo Da Sponge said:
I think it's amazing people are still having a negative reaction after the OP explains the joke. When I first heard about this, I didn't think it was very funny either, but when I realised it's a notebook and so you fill it yourself it seems a lot more intelligent.

This goes doubly to the people who feel the need to disprove the line "Men only think about sex". No one thinks that's literally true.

Lucien Pyrus said:
I'd say food. The way to a guy's heart is through his stomach


Your avatar makes me want to get some more lights.
+10 for getting the reference.
In fact, men spend alot of time thinking about some form of fantasy.
its 4am here and your avatar made me jump wit fright :O